OP here, ill have here a polish map for you. Look at Warsaw and Bialystok.

Well I'll be damned.

Lt. Surge is a Nazi. An Aryan at that.

How dare you insinuate that THE LIGHTNING AMERICAN was a Nazi spy.

he also has blonde hair and blue eyes

hmmmm

Lt. Surge and Raichu? Moar liek Lt. Schwankung and Reichchu

OP here again.

Forgot something. Look at the arrows at the right. Hitler attacked from the west and Stalin from the east.

i always hated him anyway...now i have a reason

>>55172845

I TRUSTED YOUUUUUUU

Lt. Surge invading the german lines with his electric pokemon.

Op again, haha. Lets make this a "Pokemon and the third Reich" thread. Look at this prinplup.

As i said, im german by the way with polish origins. for me this is funny as hell

Prinplup is now a Nazi pokemon

>>55173799
Lt Surge is actually GI Joe

>>55173895
I dont have the picture and im too lazy to go look for it but the old sprite for registeel he was doing the same thing

>>55173087

FUCK YOU COBRA COMMANDER.

>>55172845
>>55173895

mind=blown

my name means gyspy in polish

For all we know, Surge could be spying on Germany or something. Also, how exactly canon is the TCG?

>>55172845

Why is Lt. Surge holding his binoculars backwards?

Leave it to a former axis power to hide a map of the Großdeutsches Reich in a trading card

>>55174178
Because he's a tactical genius you could never understand.

OP here

found the registeel sprite

>>55174479
REICHSTEEL

Haha, I know just a little German. The moment I saw the DEUT behind Lt. Surge, and the CHAU near it, I figured what your post would be about.

Good god! Pokemon is the first step in the next rise of Axis power!

The second step will be the resurrection of Hitler. They will attach him to a robot frame with two gatling guns.

>Agent Schocker top german spy single handedly engieers down fall of poland and france
>when things heat up he switches sides and becomes a 'good ol' american G.I joe'
>lives happily ever after
mother...fucker...

>surge= released charge of electricity
>a surge of electricity from the sky is lightning yes?
>the german used a tactic in invasions called blitzkrieg warfare
>a blitzkreig in english is lightning warfae

call me retarded or insane but it makes a lot of sense :O

el nintendo es el japonés, un aliado de Alemania en la segunda Guerra Mundial
La oleada de TENIENTE parece que él podría ser fácilmente el ario
El Raichu era el resultado de la guerra científica alemana expierements

>>55175194
That and the SS symbol is two lightning bolts.

I'm guessing the lines on the right is the Red Army invading Poland

>>55175440
>>55174986
>>55175194
>>55172845

Don't you guys think that surge was going on a secret mission INFILTRATING Nazi Germany?

Lt. Surge sends out Konig Tiger!
Konig Tiger uses 88mm main gun!
It's super effective!

Hitler didn't invent the Roman Salute, guys. Hell, it was even used in America until Nazis started using it.

>>55175837

But Americans are Nazis anyways.

Dear god. My mind...


I USED TO HAVE THIS CARD TOO

mother of god...

>>55172845
holy shit another thought just kicked in
why is his most famous pokemon a raichu!!!!

>>55175905
Well, the guy who came up with it WAS a socialist. Dunno if he was a nationalist though.

Is this also on the Japanese card?

FUCK YOU HE'S THE LIGHTNING GODDAMN AMERICAN.

And he's too busy working with Team Rocket to be a Nazi.

>implying Lt. Surge wasn't assisting the Polish resistance in WW2

>>55176143
>Implying the Manji and Swastika are the same thing.

OP here

>>55176143

the Hakenkreuz had its hooks on the "other" side

wait a moment.. raichu.. im not good at photoshop.. could anyone cut out raichus tail and put it next to another one?

im curious if it looks like an SS symbol

Jesus fuck hes a nazi.

Suddenly, Lt. Surge became more awesome.

POKEMON WARFARE IN HISTORY FUCK YEAR

>>55175194
was about to mention that

blitzkrieg = LIGHTNING warfare

>>55172845
The OSS, the precursor to the American CIA, had operatives working behind the lines PRE-WWII and during the conflict. Most worked to destabalize and gather information on the German preparation for the invasion of Poland.

Ergo, Lt. Surge goes behind enemy lines with his pokemans to spy on the German massing at the Polish border. He is an ex-OSS agent attempting to discover the Nazi power.

Alas, it is all for naught. For Poland cannot into Space.

That mother fucker.

THATS the reason why Lt. Surge uses Electric and not Steel type pokemon. (i know that he was before gold/silver)

>>55176574

>>55177667

fuck...

>>55177979
>>55177667

AS IF IT WASN'T TOTALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT A LIGHTNING-SHAPED TAIL END WOULD END UP RESEMBLING THE SIG RUNE WHICH LOOKS LIKE THE SIMPLEST LIGHTNING ANYBODY COULD EVER DRAW

If you talk to one of the guys in Lt. Surge's gym, he says that Lt. Surge saved his life during the war.

The guy was trapped behind enemy lines, Surge's Secret Mission was to rescue him. Because he's a bro.

But the stress of camping out in the Polish wilderness hoping not to be caught by the Nazis or Soviets took its toll on Surge. He had a complete nervous collapse at the end of the mission and left the military. Now he hides behind two electric fields at all times, paranoid of a surprise attack by his old enemies.

>>55177979
>>55177667

thought surge served in pokemon vietnam

>this thread

So how old IS Lt. Surge?

WHAT YEAR DOES POKEYMAN TAKE PLACE

>>55178121

wait could that mean, if Surge and his comrad are still alive, semi youthful and spritly then maybe the war, maybe WW2 was more recent in the pokemon world

maybe WW2 happened much later in the pkmn world...

or maybe, the pokemon world is set in the past, an alternative past.

what if america didnt win the war? what if we lost

what if surge and his buddy are alive because they are turn coats?

Does anyone have the Regis = Nazis copypasta? Shit was huge.

FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS

>>55176349
>>55172845
I'd still let him fuck me six ways to sunday, delicious Surge :3

The Lightning American isn't old enough to have served in World War 2.

>>55178836

I second this, post link for the newfags

>>55178921

See

>>55178662

BTW, the game is Japanese. Axis.

and you guys thought the surge would fail.

>>55179009
4chanarchive.org

click request interface (it's in the sidebar)
put 55172845 in the thread ID field
select /v/
fill out captcha
????
profit!

OP here

it makes me proud that there is finally a REAL pokemon mindfuck

>>55179622
Oh, I got another one for you, though it rather pales in comparison to Nazi Surge.

The Psychic type is weak to Bug, Dark, and Ghost. Psychic, being a type related to mental abilities, is susceptible to all weaknesses of the mind- namely, fear.

Fear of bugs, the dark, and ghosts are all rather common.

come on guys, fill out the request interface. this is fukken epic

>>55179396
FUCKING ARCHIVE

>>55180025

OP here again

...never thought about that... brilliant

Lt.Surge also worked for Team Rocket in the pokemon special manga.

Team Rocket = Nazis of the pokemon world

>>55180025
Clever, never thought of that. But yeah, Nazi Surge BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND.

The map has nothing to do with Surge directly...

It's simply correlating with the ability of the card.

You think they'd pick a modern war and include secret missions that Americans took part in?

Fuck no, they're Japanese.

I always thought Surge was a Nam vet taking after Kilgore from Apocalypse Now.

۞
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rub_el_Hizb

Draw your own conclusion.

>>55181282

All that tells me is that Ken Sugimori is muslim.

>>55173895
>Because every PRINPLUP considers itself to be the most important, they can never form a group.

Did you guys ever think maybe Surge was FIGHTING the Nazis, and his "secret mission" may be undercover, or recon, or even just to observe?

Makes more sense considering he's AMERICAN. And JEWISH.

>>55173895

Prinplup is Hitlerpokemon

>About to go to sleep
>See this thread
I don't think I'm going to sleep for weeks

>>55182132

>jewish

>>55181282

how many games do you think the ps3 has in the world of pokemon?

Holy shit LT.Surge is the Jew Hunter.

>>55181781
I want a Middle-Eastern Pokemans game where everyone is delicious brown.

It looks to me he is infiltrating into Germany not the opposite.

>>55182413
It doesn't exist the Wii is much more popular,PC gaming is dead too.

>>55181282

Actually, that's the thunder badge design.

Please someone archive this thread.

OP here for the last time

ok guys, i hope this got archived :).

im going to bed now, here in germany its about 5 am.

im glad i could mindfuck you a bit, have a nice day/evening whatever time it is in your zone.

good night :)

didnt surge always say that he used his raichu to shock people out of the trenches? what if he....OH MY GOD HE SERVED IN WW1

>>55184354
bum for archive

>>55184974
>>bum

Raichu with binoculars is pretty awesome.

>>55184974

You don't need to archive it
Just save it to your pc

>>55186320
>>IMPLYING THIS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ARCHIVED

>>55186423

It isn't
There's too much shit being archived lately, and this isn't an exception