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Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:00 No.138640853

I just had an AWESOME idea for a weapon.

See, it's a shield with a blade on it so you can "punch" with it and stab your enemies while blocking! So it'd be like a katar but with a shield on it. Why the fuck hasn't any game contained this so far?

also YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE SWORDS SO WE PUT A SWORD IN YOUR SHIELD SO YOU CAN STAB WHILE YOU BLOCK

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:01 No.138640895 shut up

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:01 No.138640901 Did we go into a time machine

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:01 No.138640918 the balance on that shit would be awful and it would be easier to knock your shield out of the way to get a shot at you

>>	. lunаfag !!GGluY8ZYmsJ 05/07/12(Mon)01:01 No.138640921 Dynasty Warriors.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:01 No.138640926 it's 2012. did you really use an xhibit meme

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:01 No.138640974 >2011+1 >using "xzibit" yo dawg we x in your y so u can x while you x

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:02 No.138641007 I would just smash that big thing sticking out of your shield with my mace and it would break your arm.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:02 No.138641012 >>138640926 >>138640974 yo dawg

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:02 No.138641018 >>138640853 > Cover shield with lots of tiny spikes > still works as shield > no balance problems > very powerful if you need to bash someone their, I just trumped your POS design

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:03 No.138641074 >swipe that blade to the side >your shield moves to the side obviously >you are defenseless GG Enjoy your bronze league.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:03 No.138641076 >>138641018 >their

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:03 No.138641079 What if there was a game where you could punch people so hard that they turn into doors?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:03 No.138641105 File: 1336367007.jpg-(71 KB, 409x274, Cao_Ren_Crane.jpg) >>138640921 /thread

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:03 No.138641117 I had that in skyrim, every bash induced bleeding.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:05 No.138641241 >>138640853 Dark Souls already did it

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:05 No.138641246 File: 1336367130.png-(13 KB, 460x472, 1233765766934.png) My idea is the best ever. Holy fuck an automatic shotgun that you can fire while you take cover or deflect meele attacks or even bullets.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:06 No.138641306 File: 1336367178.jpg-(141 KB, 500x375, weaponofmassdestruction1.jpg) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lantern_shield

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:06 No.138641336 >>138641246 Germans did it better with a bazooka.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:06 No.138641356 hey faggot, it's called spike shield sounds good in theory, right? too bad shields were heavy as fuck and not only you'd have to be in your enemy face to make it somewhat useful No reach bad mobility yeah... no

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:07 No.138641364 I haven't seen this in forever. That didn't need to change.

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:07 No.138641373
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>>138641246

hey let's take that to the limit, bro. An AWP welded to a shield, you can use two of these babies in combat for dual AWP shield action.
Boom, headshot? how about DOUBLE headshot u fukk3n n00bs? hahahah pownzor

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:07 No.138641376 or what if they just put spikes on the shield

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:08 No.138641501 What about a shield with a dragon dildo?

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:09 No.138641537
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Just use 2 shields, with a blue portal on one and an orange one on the other. That way if they shoot anything at you, you can send it right back at them. Even sword thrusts could be redirected at them.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:09 No.138641598 File: 1336367393.gif-(1.97 MB, 188x264, 1334617930139.gif) >>138641501

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:10 No.138641701 Whenever you think you've had an epiphany on a weapon design, always assume someone else somewhere along the timeline already did think of it and ask yourself, "why hasn't it been done before?" Ususally, there's a good reason.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:12 No.138641787 File: 1336367528.jpg-(30 KB, 310x334, 1333502875377.jpg) >>138641537

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:12 No.138641806 How about a sword, with two handles?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:12 No.138641825 File: 1336367556.jpg-(9 KB, 194x214, The Flash facepalming.jpg) >>138641537 Can't place a portal on a movable surface, you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:12 No.138641843 >>138641806 two swords on one handle

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:12 No.138641852 >Dark Souls

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:13 No.138641908 File: 1336367616.png-(105 KB, 250x268, 250px-YellowTarge.png) uhhh

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:13 No.138641919 File: 1336367621.jpg-(32 KB, 359x98, Ancile.jpg) It didn't do any damage, but there was another shield that would occasionally have an "ice spikes" effect. It lacked the spike graphic, though.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:13 No.138641931 >>138641825 Except you have to in Portal 2 on the laser-slicing-tuuuuuubes scene. And technically the moon would also be moving relative to the Earth.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:13 No.138641934 File: 1336367629.jpg-(67 KB, 245x252, better.jpg) nothing can stop a shield with a bunch of lasers on it

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:14 No.138641960 >>138641825 Portal 2 threw that rule out the window.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:14 No.138641974 File: 1336367667.png-(4 KB, 200x200, maceblade.png) GUYS. LISTEN.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:15 No.138642038 File: 1336367714.jpg-(18 KB, 108x108, OOT_Mirror_Shield.jpg) >>138641934 sorry bro this shield beats yours

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:16 No.138642112 File: 1336367761.png-(Spoiler Image, 158 KB, 500x224, 1322721875742.png) >>138641934 This stops the laser shield.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:16 No.138642127 >>138641974 how the fuck would you even use that?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:16 No.138642147 >Pathfinder >put spiked blade to light shield >play a fighter with TWF and improved shield bash Well that was quite an original idea, OP.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:17 No.138642216 File: 1336367827.png-(31 KB, 800x800, inhumane.png)

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:17 No.138642227 >>138642112 Hot damn its been a while since I've seen lasercheese on /v/.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:17 No.138642269 File: 1336367871.jpg-(79 KB, 550x757, solution.jpg) >>138642127

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:18 No.138642305 >>138642227 >cheese >not cheddar

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:19 No.138642364 >>138642127 fire it from your trebuchet car

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:19 No.138642381 File: 1336367957.jpg-(29 KB, 294x329, trexshield.jpg) Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

>>	rorschach !C7ic2DqEkY 05/07/12(Mon)01:19 No.138642406 >>138641908 just came to the thread to post this bye

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:19 No.138642409 >>138642227 You tried to forget. I did too.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:19 No.138642448 File: 1336367996.jpg-(6 KB, 191x264, images.jpg) Reyn from Xenoblade has a weapon like that.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:19 No.138642451 >not putting a nuke on your shield

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:20 No.138642475 File: 1336368016.png-(29 KB, 245x252, Untitled.png) GUYS WHAT IF WE USED TWO SHIELDS DOUBLE SHIELD TECHNOLOGY

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:20 No.138642498 What about a gunblade? A sword that's a gun? I bet that would be cool!!!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:20 No.138642525 File: 1336368050.jpg-(15 KB, 153x165, ah herro.jpg) >>138642381 This isn't plausible at all, bro.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:21 No.138642538 >>138642383 >posting ponies >implying someone else is retarded

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:21 No.138642540 >>138642475 PROMOTIONS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:21 No.138642587 File: 1336368093.jpg-(31 KB, 300x425, spiked-shield-on-hand.jpg) http://demonssouls.wikidot.com/spiked-shield Sup.

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:22 No.138642634
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What about a shield made of metal, and it's shaped like your body, so you can just strap it to yourself and you're always shielded everywhere? That also frees up your other hand.

Something like this mockup I just did here to illustrate, it's still just a concept, how can we improve it?

Boy, medieval people were really stupid not to think of this.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:22 No.138642635 Dual wield spiked shields. You can now block EVERYTHING and deal TONS OF DAMAGE by shield bashing. Invincible build, cannot ever possibly get beaten. Any questions?

>>	Ad 08/05/11(Fri)03:00 No.19151774 File1312527603.jpg-(17 KB, 300x300, thisisanad.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:22 No.138642656 >>138642498 its called a bayonet, and yes, they are pretty cool

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:23 No.138642738 >>138642634 Add blades

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:23 No.138642743 >>138642634 it needs more blades add a blade on every shield

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:23 No.138642745 File: 1336368195.jpg-(9 KB, 300x158, 1336200563438.jpg) >>138642475

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:23 No.138642752 >>138642475 Couldn't you equip two shields as a viking in at least one of the Final Fantasy games?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:24 No.138642804 what if you put your shield on your opponent but had it be an anti shield, making their defense weaker

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:24 No.138642813 File: 1336368253.jpg-(25 KB, 425x240, 1302086102486.jpg) >>138642498

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:24 No.138642819 >>138642752 No, this shit is OC. Do not steal

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:24 No.138642841 File: 1336368275.jpg-(12 KB, 200x200, mila+jovovich.jpg) >>138642656 No no, that's a gun with a knife. Totally different.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:24 No.138642848 File: 1336368282.jpg-(30 KB, 469x359, god-eater.jpg) >>138642381 Here

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:24 No.138642870 >>138642813 The most retarded shit I've seen for awhile.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:25 No.138642949 File: 1336368350.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 210 KB, 1200x1744, 1334601677485.jpg) >>138642819 my b

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:26 No.138642993 File: 1336368386.png-(75 KB, 208x262, 1307255541806.png) >>138641931 And the Earth is moving relative to the sun.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:26 No.138642995 >>138642738 >>138642743 But you can carry two blades, or a big blade with both hands this way. That's the beauty of it! I guess we could add a blade on the head shield and the feet shield so you could use them as weapons, though.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:26 No.138643006 >>138642475 >Frees up your other hand No. Dual wield these >>138642634 while wearing that. WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BE INNOCENT STAND UP AND FACE THE ENEMY IT'S A DO OR DIE SITUATION WE WILL BE INVINCIBLE

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:26 No.138643015 File: 1336368405.jpg-(113 KB, 680x680, mado vomit chan.jpg) >>138642949 >3DPD

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:26 No.138643019 File: 1336368406.jpg-(11 KB, 266x222, surprised eagle.jpg) >>138642804 No fucking way

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:26 No.138643021 What if you attached a shield to the end of a spear? That way you could block attacks from far away.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:27 No.138643063 File: 1336368444.png-(11 KB, 267x292, godyes.png) >>138642475 Dude, dual wielding double shields. Quadra Shield. FUCK

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:27 No.138643067 >>138643021 >>138642804 Holy shit We're onto something here.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:27 No.138643074 >>138643021 If we're talking about range, how about gun , that shot shield

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:27 No.138643087 File: 1336368458.jpg-(58 KB, 614x600, 1301644439556.jpg) >>138642870 let's try this then.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:28 No.138643127 >>138643021 NO SHIT!???? WHY DIDN'T WE THOUGHT OF THAT SOONER? PROMOTIOOOOOOOOOOOONS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:28 No.138643153 File: 1336368495.jpg-(89 KB, 600x544, 1316231657735.jpg) >>138643074 >>138643074 >>138643074 >>138643074 >>138643074 >>138643074

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:28 No.138643160 >>138642993 But you're shooting a portal from the Earth to the Earth, so it's irrelevant. If you shot a Portal to the sun, then maybe this would mean something.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:28 No.138643168 wait what if you put a sword on top of a sword to make it stretch twice as far?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:28 No.138643176 File: 1336368515.jpg-(18 KB, 320x240, surprise dog.jpg) >>138643074

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:28 No.138643180 File: 1336368518.png-(15 KB, 489x776, hsfgdhfgdhsdghs.png) We could add an arsenal of small, but powerful weapons into the suit of armor. I fear it would require some sort of power supply located in the chest to move the heavy metal shielding and weapons.

>>	ｱﾉﾝｵﾌﾊﾞﾝｺｸ 05/07/12(Mon)01:28 No.138643185 Sounds like pile bunker to me.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:28 No.138643204 File: 1336368537.png-(287 KB, 524x446, vigilant_10_CLPD.png) >>138642475 I fucking love shields!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:29 No.138643232 File: 1336368560.jpg-(279 KB, 700x700, 1333241090056.jpg) >>138643168

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:29 No.138643252 >>138643180 What would we call someone who wore such a suit?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:29 No.138643254 >>138641931 #technicalities

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:29 No.138643270 >>138642752 Yes you could. And it was mega overpowerd

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:29 No.138643280 OKAY OKAY. How about.. Using your skeleton as a shield?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:30 No.138643304 Hey guys how about we make an armor out of spears that way anyone attacking you impales themselves on the spears ?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:30 No.138643331 >>138643252 Pb Man because he would be as tough as LEAD!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:30 No.138643337 File: 1336368644.jpg-(13 KB, 544x239, 1336366822462.jpg) I got it. How about a shield like this? When you successfully block attacks, you can disarm the enemy.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:30 No.138643339 File: 1336368644.gif-(111 KB, 500x186, 1304754922195.gif) Guys, if we put a shield on the tips of the enemies weapons then all his attacks are automatically blocked.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:30 No.138643357 File: 1336368657.png-(221 KB, 500x384, puddinplease.png) >>138643280 Let's keep it realistic, please.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:31 No.138643383 >>138643252 >>138643331 Dont be ridiculous, he would obviously be ultrashieldman.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:31 No.138643387 >>138643337 even better charge into an opponent and now your opponent is a shield

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:31 No.138643406 File: 1336368703.jpg-(79 KB, 500x406, squidward strike.jpg) /v/ - Modern Warfare

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:31 No.138643412

>>138643280
You know what's weird? We have the skeleton on the inside, so it can't protect our flesh. That's retarded. Imagine if a species evolved to have the skeleton on the OUTSIDE. That would surely be the dominant species, so I guess we're lucky this didn't happen to anyone on our planet.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:32 No.138643430 File: 1336368728.jpg-(292 KB, 1280x720, 05d78.jpg) >>138640853 Dark Souls has a shield like that OP

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:32 No.138643431 File: 1336368728.gif-(2.69 MB, 300x200, FUCKING GENIUUUUUS.gif) >>138643339

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:32 No.138643442 A grenade That explode into many shield that way you can cover lot of area

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:32 No.138643443 File: 1336368736.jpg-(15 KB, 245x252, 1336366822462.jpg) Why has nobody thought of this

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:32 No.138643454 File: 1336368748.png-(53 KB, 245x252, Untitled.png) GUYS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:32 No.138643470 >>138643339 OUR PROBLEMS OUR SOLVED

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:32 No.138643474 File: 1336368760.jpg-(134 KB, 800x707, 1322629447823.jpg) >>138643337 >>138643387 This is genius

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:33 No.138643501 >>138643442 YES. YES!! YES!!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:33 No.138643505 >>138643454 oh my god

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:33 No.138643509 File: 1336368790.jpg-(8 KB, 389x316, word.jpg) >>138643412 We like the way this guy thinks.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:33 No.138643512 what if we set our shield on fire

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:33 No.138643531 >>138643443 >Implying anyone can put the power of Hypnodisc on a shield. Maybe put Razer on there. But not Tornado he is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:33 No.138643553 >>138643443 >>138643443 >>138643443 >>138643443 >>138643443 >>138643443 >>138643443 Oh they have. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzraVXP-5KQ Also, Uruk Hai, Lord of the Rings. You plebs.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:34 No.138643563 File: 1336368848.jpg-(17 KB, 293x208, slapyourshit.jpg) >>138643512

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:34 No.138643593 File: 1336368864.jpg-(59 KB, 354x446, lip837.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:34 No.138643614 I think your armor should appear similar to an onion to go with your shield OP.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:35 No.138643657 GUYS GUYS WHAT WHAT IF WHAT IF WE DUAL WIELDED SPIKED SHIELDS? WE'D HAVE THE ULTIMATE DEFENCE AND A MAJOR OFFENSIVE ABILITY!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:35 No.138643694 File: 1336368959.jpg-(12 KB, 200x181, farnsworth.jpg) Good news, everyone! I've invented a machine that turns everything it touches into a shield! The device is also a shield!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:36 No.138643705 What if, what if, flying saucers are the Earth's shields to reflect the moons attacks back at it?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:36 No.138643718 >>138643657 WHAT IF YOU MADE LIKE, A METAL RING WITH SPIKED SHIELDS ALL AROUND IT? AND THEN YOU SPINNED?!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:36 No.138643719 >>138643512 Well then you wouldn't be able to carry it, silly.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:36 No.138643721 A shield made out of magnets. Enemy will be forced to swing at the shield and it will eventually get stuck

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:36 No.138643728 what if we took a shield and threw it at someone

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:36 No.138643729 >>138643553 >>138643531 >Robotwarsmind

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:36 No.138643730 File: 1336368998.png-(15 KB, 772x512, WHAT IF.png) GUYS WHAT IF WE WHAT IF WE PUT A BOW ON THE SIDE OF A SHIELD SO WE CAN BLOW WHILE WE SHOOT?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:36 No.138643739 >>138643657 No shit? And how about you suck my dick while you're at it. You'd have ultimate faggotry by then.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:37 No.138643774 >>138643509 Guys. GUYS. We should coat our shields with cockroaches. We could survive a frontal blast from a nuke.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:37 No.138643775 Holy fuck we are smarted than /k/

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:37 No.138643808 File: 1336369058.gif-(1.6 MB, 360x203, 1334367526342.gif) >>138643718

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:37 No.138643812 File: 1336369062.jpg-(16 KB, 233x276, flameshield.jpg) >>138643512

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:37 No.138643824 File: 1336369072.jpg-(98 KB, 400x315, m-47-general-george-s-patton-m(...).jpg) What if we made a shield really big so you could get inside it, and then put wheels and a really big gun on it?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:38 No.138643830 what if we put a speaker on the shield to play recordings of really mean and hurtful statements about the enemy until it breaks down into a sobbing mess

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:38 No.138643843 File: 1336369091.jpg-(233 KB, 620x561, 1319075500034.jpg) Captain America's shield is the best shield.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:38 No.138643848 File: 1336369094.jpg-(263 KB, 1280x960, uguu.jpg) >>138643509 and guys what if we what if what if we made them KAWAII AS FUCK?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:38 No.138643853 File: 1336369097.png-(159 KB, 1177x856, 14e395809fa61286cabcfcb1e399e5(...).png) >>138643739 >Wants his dick sucked by another man >Accuses others of being gay

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:38 No.138643875 We should put a shield on a shield so we can block while we block

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:38 No.138643884 >>138643730 You are the worst Idea guy ever. You're fired Anon.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:38 No.138643889 >>138643848 Is that a jar of deer shit on the bottom right?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:39 No.138643894 >>138643774 COCKROACH SHIELD. I want that.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:39 No.138643908 A SHIELD MADE OF GRAVITY ALL ATTACKS WOULD HEAD TOWARDS IT AND IT WOULD DEFLECT THEM ALL BOW TO ME, INVENTOR OF THE MOST BRILLIANT SHIELD OF ALL TIME

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:39 No.138643938 GUYS GUYS PLEASE We need to have more shield to hold important things like defensive power so why don't we make it spherical.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:39 No.138643946 >>138642752 Yup. Did that all the time in FF3

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:40 No.138643952 File: 1336369200.jpg-(20 KB, 512x384, 1233769124738.jpg) SCIENCE!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:40 No.138643954 What if we made the shield out of Dragonforce?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:40 No.138643969 >>138643908 BUT GRAVITY IS HEAVY, HOW WOULD YOU LIFT IT?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:40 No.138643970 >>138643908 >what is backfire

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:40 No.138643998 File: 1336369232.jpg-(4 KB, 300x57, Captcha knows.jpg) >>138643812 GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE. >Captcha, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:40 No.138644014 >>138643952 TOP SECRET PROFILE DO NOT STEAL

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:41 No.138644054 File: 1336369284.jpg-(18 KB, 640x480, 1233770271080.jpg) WHY NOT CHAINSAW ARROWS?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:41 No.138644061 >>138643908 WHAT IF WE MAKE A SHIELD THAT...DEFLECTS GRAVITY? THEN WE RIDE IT AROUND THE BATTLEFIELD WHILE CARRYING SHIELDS WITH SPIKES ON THEM BASHING MOTHERFUCKERS.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:41 No.138644067 File: 1336369293.jpg-(56 KB, 712x345, 1276503340649.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:41 No.138644071 Thread of the year

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:41 No.138644080 >>138643812 It would instantly melt anything near it, anything except what's behind the shield, of course.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:41 No.138644091 File: 1336369309.jpg-(78 KB, 848x636, EVENMORESHIT.jpg) YOU ARE ALL SMALLTIME

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:42 No.138644106

Ok, what about instead of everyone in an army carrying shields, we simply make a big shield with wheels to cover the whole army? That way they can all charge all the way to the enemy protected from any damage, and if they don't run away from the massive shield we can add spikes on front of it to run them over with blades.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:42 No.138644112 >>138643969 THE PERSON HOLDING IT USES TWO ARMS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:42 No.138644115 File: 1336369329.jpg-(76 KB, 694x530, tashayar.jpg) >>138643969 >BUT GRAVITY IS HEAVY

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:42 No.138644132 >>138644067 Oh man this shit is old. Nostalgia'd

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:42 No.138644149 File: 1336369358.jpg-(67 KB, 721x468, 1276503267942.jpg) >>138644067

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:42 No.138644156 File: 1336369366.jpg-(40 KB, 480x319, thisisthebestideaever.jpg) >this entire thread

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:42 No.138644161 >>138643952 That's common you know, vid related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRA9_5YGCQo

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:42 No.138644164 File: 1336369376.jpg-(91 KB, 1072x821, sexual assault rifle.jpg) >>138644067

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:42 No.138644168 >>138644067 >Use this in cortex commands >It sucks ass

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:43 No.138644174 >>138644115 SHUT UP TASHA YOU WERE KILLED BY A SENTIENT PUDDLE OF SHIT WITH THE PERSONALITY OF /V/ INCARNATE.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:43 No.138644205 File: 1336369408.jpg-(17 KB, 640x480, 1233770477674.jpg) SWORD TANK its a tank that has a sword instead of an artillery barrel

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:43 No.138644213 File: 1336369416.jpg-(36 KB, 600x600, shield.jpg) GUYS GUYS! GUYS LISTEN WHAT IF GUYS GUYS WHAT IF WHAT IF WE MAKE A SHIELD THAT IS LIGHTWEIGHT BUT ALSO PROTECTIVE SO WE CAN PROTECT OURSELVES WHILE WE ALSO CAN ATTACK?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:44 No.138644272 File: 1336369459.gif-(780 KB, 381x202, 1238263502061.gif) >>138644213 MADNESS! YOU SPEAK MADNESS!!!!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:44 No.138644315 >>138644164 Effective, but not dragon dildos.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:44 No.138644324 File: 1336369492.jpg-(44 KB, 944x287, 1233770666841.jpg) bitches dont know about my hammerlauncher

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:45 No.138644352 File: 1336369525.jpg-(83 KB, 694x530, evil_armus.jpg) >>138644174 Hey, bro, pass the controller.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:45 No.138644354 >>138644205 AND IT ROTATES AROUND REALLY FAST BARREL KILLS ALL DAY

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:45 No.138644358 File: 1336369529.gif-(1.78 MB, 300x199, 1331592604141.gif) >>138644213

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:45 No.138644370 >>138644213 NOT ENOUGH DAKKA. IT NEEDS MORE DAKKA. PUT A CROSSBOW THAT FIRES CHAINSAWS IN THERE AND YOU'VE SOLD ME.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:45 No.138644395 File: 1336369556.png-(85 KB, 277x266, Friends Joey surprise.png) >>138644213

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:46 No.138644406 >>138644213 jagsfan.gif

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:46 No.138644419 what if we made a shield with an engine so you can go fast

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:46 No.138644424 File: 1336369581.jpg-(20 KB, 400x400, crusaders_great_helm_400.jpg) WHAT IF WE PUT A BUCKET OUR HEADS?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:46 No.138644426 GUYS GUYS What if we made a suit of armor entirely out of shields? nothing could hit you at all, you'd block everything why didn't someone think of that earlier?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:46 No.138644450 File: 1336369603.png-(10 KB, 250x173, 250px-Lightsaber_blue.png) Okay wait, a wand that shoots lasers.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:46 No.138644453 File: 1336369606.png-(114 KB, 336x324, 1328503568103.png) >>138644213

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:46 No.138644459 File: 1336369610.png-(17 KB, 203x238, 5447955.png) Seriously, we could conquer the world if we join together.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:47 No.138644486 >>138644426 but it would also block you from moving, and taking it off, as well as from attacking. you'd be stuck. suicide.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:47 No.138644498 File: 1336369638.jpg-(99 KB, 1000x1000, Dark souls shield Template.jpg) Make a shield bro's, here is the template from the dark souls site before they were made.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:47 No.138644528 I think you guys are missing the point, we're supposed to think of shields that could be used in medieval Europe. So why how would they use a rocket propelled chainsaw when they didn't know how to make fuel yet? Are they going to power it with coal?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:48 No.138644598 WHAT IF WE SHIELD THIS THREAD FROM 404ING? http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:48 No.138644601 >>138644498 WHAT IF WE MAKE A NEGATIVE SHIELD SHIELD EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR HAND WHICH HOLDS A SWORD

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:48 No.138644609 >>138644426 I KNEW I should have copyrighted, now my idea is stolen and someone will STEAL MY MONEY At least I made the blueprints >>138642634

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:48 No.138644614 File: 1336369726.jpg-(119 KB, 500x500, 1288549110578.jpg) >>138644528 >2012 >Not powering everything with coal Fucking morons eating up whatever shit Al Gore spews.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:48 No.138644618 >op doesn't know what a targe is >op doesn't play Enough skyrim

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.138644632 File: 1336369742.jpg-(33 KB, 300x650, ar.jpg) GUYS WHAT IF WE MAKE STEEL CLOTHES!???

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.138644638 File: 1336369747.jpg-(88 KB, 385x476, 8524.jpg) >>138644528 This has been accounted for.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.138644640 File: 1336369748.jpg-(51 KB, 450x477, 1070683-Clipart-3d-Strong-Medi(...).jpg) Spider web is strong so spider must be stronger make a shield out of spider to deflect bullets and butterflies

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.138644641 File: 1336369749.jpg-(11 KB, 245x252, avengers.jpg) >I'm here to talk to you about the avengers initiative

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.138644642 What if we had a shield with a porn image on it to distract the enemy?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.138644662 A metal hamster ball, SHIELDED FROM ALL SIDES.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.138644679 What if we made a shield that launched shields? It could be used to Block Long range opponents!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.138644694 >>138644352 Thank you for killing the most annoying character on TNG Should have taken Wesley Crusher too though

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.138644701 >>138644618 >Skyrim >>>Faggit

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.138644705 >>138644662 WITH SPIKES ON IT SO YOU CAN ROLL OVER YOUR ENEMIES

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.138644710 File: 1336369814.jpg-(101 KB, 412x415, salad-woman-4.jpg) >>138644618 >he only heard of a targe from skyrim >he plays skyrim CASUAL DETECTED

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.138644713 WHY DON'T WE MAKE A SWORD OUT OF SHIELDS, BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.138644726 File: 1336369827.jpg-(123 KB, 737x517, 1292532070147.jpg) >>138644679

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.138644732 what if instead of a castle, you just make a really big shield to cover all the peasants and everyone. then they could pick up and lift the shield if it was necessary

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.138644758 >>138644641 10/10 post

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:51 No.138644791 File: 1336369882.jpg-(14 KB, 360x360, shieldball.jpg) >Make a steel ball big enough to fit a human > infinitive protection We would conquer the world

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:51 No.138644796 >>138644632 If armor protected better than a shield, then why not just use a suit of armor as a shield? Then you would have all the protection of the armor, but not be weighed down with it.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:51 No.138644802 >>138644694 I would have rather Wesley died. Tasha at least had boobs.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:51 No.138644828 File: 1336369914.jpg-(98 KB, 1280x960, TESV 2012-03-03 22-59-22-99.jpg) >>138644710 I played Skyrim once, I was a Argonian Berserk who limes to play the drums for kids. What am I to you, my friend?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:51 No.138644831 File: 1336369917.jpg-(1.58 MB, 3472x2604, 100_8329.jpg) Consider: >a mobile pizza oven >capable of launching hardened shields made of pizza.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:52 No.138644836 Why don't they just make every weapon out of diamond?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:52 No.138644840 File: 1336369925.gif-(962 KB, 290x183, Backflip.gif) Guys GUYS WHAT IF What if we all go in naked with daggers attached to our penis? Thrusting the enemy to death, we will be victorious!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:52 No.138644846 >>138644641 so, what, hit some with your shield and steal their inventory?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:52 No.138644849 How about a chastity belt with a spike on it? You can literally fuck people to death.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:52 No.138644852 File: 1336369936.jpg-(63 KB, 996x999, yup.jpg) We all knew it was coming.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:52 No.138644862 Why not make a shield that covers your whole body? Then cover that shield with spikes?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:52 No.138644895 >>138644802 I dunno, she was the atypical 'empowered female' of the series, and she got her ass kicked more often than Worf. At least Wesley practically left the show after season 3.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:53 No.138644912 Blades on the bottom of the shield are better. Plus, they actually existed.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:53 No.138644916 >>138644640 My first inclination upon meeting a viking wielidng a axe in one hand and a giant spider in the other would be to soil myself, and then I would flee in terror while seeking the most immidiate way to kill myself. Game over man.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:53 No.138644926 File: 1336369996.gif-(1.28 MB, 270x190, 1333927779247.gif) >>138644662 Can we have guns pointing to the outside of the hamster ball?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:53 No.138644949 File: 1336370017.png-(38 KB, 320x211, 1296669801802.png) Guys. A gun...that shoots shields.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:53 No.138644954 >>138644852 how did you get a picture of my penis?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:53 No.138644964 File: 1336370027.png-(422 KB, 1000x1000, 1336369638757.png) fuck you

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:53 No.138644973 What if we attached EACHOTHER to a shield and have a large line of shields blocking shields! No one could get past us!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:54 No.138644992 >>138644949 What about... A shield that shoots guns.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:54 No.138645012 Okay wait, a shield that blinds enemies

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:54 No.138645020 File: 1336370075.jpg-(81 KB, 800x600, Domed_Cities.257233048_std.jpg) How about we just put a shield on our society and then we don't even have to fight?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:54 No.138645042 >>138644926 No no no. We need shields on the outside of the ball. How would we be safe without them?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:54 No.138645047 @OP >slowpoke.jpg

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:54 No.138645051 File: 1336370098.jpg-(4 KB, 126x121, 1256566560190s.jpg) >>138644992 THAT SHOOT MORE SHIELDS!!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.138645065 >>138644641 Cause he's in S.H.I.E.L.D GEDDIT GUYS??

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.138645068

>>138644802
Not much boobs, and she was pretty annoying
Worf was a much better character overall and a better security officer
Yarr is like those people who were chief engineer before Geordi, a waste of actors

>>138644895
My sentiments exactly, thank you anon

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.138645075 >>138644831 Why don't we make suits of armor out of pizza? Our enemies will not be able to harm us through the gooey cheese!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.138645080 What if we cover our shields with bees? Then if the enemy hits our shield, he angers the bees and they sting him. We could also have a ant grenade and a sugar grenade. Throw sugar at enemy, then throw ants at enemy, watch the carnage!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.138645086 Why don't we just put shields on arrows to block from a distance?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.138645087 >>138644791 SQUARES ARE THE FUTURE YOU IMBECILE!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.138645115 What if they made a shield that had email and text messaging?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.138645116 what if we destroyed the concept of shields so our opponents couldn't use them?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:56 No.138645132 File: 1336370164.png-(9 KB, 380x345, 1324534574005.png) WHAT IF WE INJECT THE SHIELD WITH PHAZOOOOOOOOOON

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:56 No.138645149 >>138645087 >Having a finite number of sides Get out of here you imbecile

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:56 No.138645158 >>138641079 Fuck, this was a meme or something somewhere, care to post the origin?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:56 No.138645161 File: 1336370188.png-(274 KB, 484x356, RAIDEEEEEEN.png) Sorry OP, but Japan had you beat by 37 years. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SloHs5O4S48

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:56 No.138645162 File: 1336370188.jpg-(100 KB, 600x350, chet.jpg) >>138645075 Fund it.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:57 No.138645196 File: 1336370221.gif-(8 KB, 95x94, 1271389428494.gif) >>138645086 Give this man a medal, we could block the enemy and stop them in their tracks.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:57 No.138645201 I just want a shield that transforms into a sword. Nobody's done that before.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:57 No.138645223 >>138645132 What if we made a shield in the shape of a tube. It would protect THE WHOLE ARM.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:57 No.138645224 What if we put a big shield with a spike on it on the face of a horse? That way we can charge in, protected with having the added attack bonus of a horse with a spear attached to it

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:57 No.138645254 >>138644831 At first I thought that thing was loaded with Ritz crackers and I got really hungry. Now I'm still really hungry but also disappointed.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:57 No.138645257 File: 1336370268.png-(225 KB, 1000x1000, the one and only.png) Lord Baelish.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:57 No.138645268 WHAT IF WE PUT BOMBS ON OUR SHIELDS? THE BLAST WOULD KILL THE OPPONENT BUT WE WOULD BE SAFE BEHIND THE SHEILD!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:59 No.138645358 What if we dual wielded shields?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:59 No.138645378 File: 1336370383.jpg-(79 KB, 500x524, Going indry.jpg) What if we attach a mystery box to the front of a shield?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:59 No.138645386 What if we put our shields in the fridge?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:00 No.138645398 File: 1336370402.jpg-(19 KB, 532x431, 2i95b3s.jpg) WE SHOULD GET THE COOK FROM LEGO ISLAND TO COOK OUR PIZZA SHIELDS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:00 No.138645423 File: 1336370424.jpg-(114 KB, 640x955, 1336008240428.jpg) Guys, what if our enemy is using shields? How do we block them?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:00 No.138645424 What if we made a shield And we BECAME the shield! >BLOPS 2

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:00 No.138645448 File: 1336370452.gif-(1.18 MB, 300x188, 1334516498760.gif) >>138645196 but this guy beat him: >>138643339

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:00 No.138645459 What if we used genetic engineering to create a new race of people made entirely out of shields, instead of being made out of skin like we are? Also, being made of skin proves Darwin wrong. Skin is not the fittest. Shields are.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:01 No.138645467 File: 1336370465.jpg-(61 KB, 557x408, Sword_Chucks_6_0.jpg) God, I miss 8-bit theatre

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:01 No.138645470 File: 1336370466.png-(4 KB, 302x237, 1279647469267.png) What if we clap after we shield?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:01 No.138645484 File: 1336370483.gif-(83 KB, 485x213, spathi-council.gif) >>138645020 I hope you don't mind us stealing that idea because we really need to hide from the universe right now.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:01 No.138645490 >>138645423 We use ANTI-SHIELDS.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:01 No.138645504 What if we take a shield and put a hat on it!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:02 No.138645568 what if we put shields on our gloves so we could block with our hands

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:02 No.138645591 >>138645504 INFINITE MONEY

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:02 No.138645597 >>138645504 Team Fortress 3

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:03 No.138645616 >>138645504 What if we take a SWEATER, and just put a shield on it

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:03 No.138645625 File: 1336370587.png-(6 KB, 400x400, reverse shield.png) I have designed a reverse shield. It blocks everything in existence but the place where a shield would normally be.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:03 No.138645630 File: 1336370590.png-(52 KB, 186x186, dece00avatar.png) >>138645504

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:03 No.138645635 ITT: Retarded ideas. 99% of them was done in reality or japanese RPGs.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:03 No.138645645 What if people only fought with shields?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:03 No.138645654 File: 1336370620.jpg-(82 KB, 454x317, Transformer shield.jpg) What if when we're not using it we make the shield into a table?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:04 No.138645708 File: 1336370664.jpg-(13 KB, 180x232, 27435_100001142528750_2525_n..jpg) >>138645635 >99%

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:04 No.138645710 what if we put shields on our dick so we could cockblock everything

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:04 No.138645713 File: 1336370670.png-(5 KB, 311x285, tube shield gun.png) >>138645223 Then we stick a gun on the tip of the tube! Something like this

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:04 No.138645717 >>138645654 What if when we are not using it, we use it as a shield?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:04 No.138645720 File: 1336370677.jpg-(70 KB, 300x290, MagneticSwordHanger.jpg) Make a shield which is covered in magnets on the outside. When your opponent strikes at you, the weapon will stick to it and immolation them. I think the concept very attractive.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:04 No.138645746 What if we make a 30 meter tall giant shield with legs so it can block anything anywhere?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:05 No.138645758 File: 1336370712.jpg-(6 KB, 500x500, plate.jpg) >>138645654 What if ALL our furniture was shields? We already eat off them.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:05 No.138645797 What if the universe was shield?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:05 No.138645803 >>138645720 >I think the concept very attractive. >very attractive. >attractive >magnet

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:05 No.138645812 File: 1336370754.jpg-(28 KB, 200x200, starcon2.jpg) >>138645484 >space betas

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:06 No.138645832 >>138645720 Meet my copper sword.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:06 No.138645841 File: 1336370785.jpg-(66 KB, 749x664, Condom stress test.jpg) >>138645710 We already have those.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:06 No.138645858 File: 1336370798.jpg-(90 KB, 308x349, asset.JPG?id=0E0D97FA-62DE-40B(...).jpg) >>138645746 NEEDS MORE POINTY THINGS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:06 No.138645860 File: 1336370799.png-(96 KB, 228x227, CHIM2.png) >>138645484 Huffi-Muffi-Guffi

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:06 No.138645864 File: 1336370802.png-(37 KB, 193x204, 1335160531598.png)

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:07 No.138645887 Let's take a shield And And Attach X360 to it Just think about it Enemies come to you And then they turn 360 and walk away

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:07 No.138645901 what if we just covered ourselves in teflon so nothing could stick to us

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:07 No.138645932 what if we became the air so nothing could hit us

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:07 No.138645943 File: 1336370870.png-(5 KB, 311x285, tube shield gun FAST.png) >>138645713 And then we give our soldiers red outfits so they run faster

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:08 No.138645962 File: 1336370890.jpg-(9 KB, 249x248, idonteven.jpg) i spent a lot of time on this

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:08 No.138645969 >>138643160 It doesn't matter, it's moving. Because, even on a moving platform, you can't shoot to another moving platform.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:08 No.138645981 File: 1336370908.gif-(1.65 MB, 320x240, 1282024660077.gif) >>138645887 But you have to lift it.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:08 No.138645984 What if we turned a shield inside out so bullets and arrows fired at us would go back to the enemy?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:08 No.138646005 File: 1336370928.jpg-(6 KB, 300x300, large2.jpg) Swallows were here. All other weapons are faggots.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:09 No.138646015 What if we build giant discus throwers. Then, we build shields big enough for us to fit in, they'll also have blades all along the edge to kill everything. We then give the shield to the giants and they throw us at the enemy

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:09 No.138646016 >>138645962 Wake up and smell the moses, that shit wouldn't even work.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:09 No.138646046 >>138643694 Read it in his voice, goddamn you.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:09 No.138646058 File: 1336370981.jpg-(68 KB, 699x614, 1334027312334.jpg) >>138645932 Then how would we hold the shields?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:09 No.138646062 File: 1336370986.png-(5 KB, 311x285, tube shield gun FAST and DARKS(...).png) >>138645943 And then we can make him wear green glasses so he can see in the dark

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:09 No.138646073 File: 1336370996.jpg-(62 KB, 354x446, -not having an armshield -2012.jpg) >This thread

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:09 No.138646075 >>138646005 >swallow >faggots Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:10 No.138646082 File: 1336371002.png-(656 KB, 1154x2681, 1317274385505.png) >>138645158

>>	cheraya-sempai !.qlHL3DYm6 05/07/12(Mon)02:10 No.138646087 How about you sell defective weapons to your enemies while you keep the superior ones?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:10 No.138646092 File: 1336371006.jpg-(191 KB, 600x1200, 1330785833543.jpg) >>138645962

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:10 No.138646123 File: 1336371038.jpg-(133 KB, 1599x1131, tower shield.jpg) >>138645746

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:10 No.138646135 File: 1336371053.jpg-(74 KB, 418x292, nobuo holding a copy of BF3.jpg) Shieldchucks

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:11 No.138646148 File: 1336371065.png-(7 KB, 311x285, proto-soldier.png) >>138645943 >>138645943 Let's give him a scarf, because it might be cold where he's fighting. And make it yellow, it complements red well.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:11 No.138646178 >>138646058 we would always be holding shields we're the air, man, we hold everything

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:12 No.138646253 >>138644164 Holy shit I know the guy who drew this. Friend of my brother in the marines. They tired to get him to draw a fucking logo for their group.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:13 No.138646270 >>138644640 >so spider must be stronger My fucking sides

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:13 No.138646282 >>138646148 And then give him another shield, just for safety?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:13 No.138646287 >>138642587 >green hair

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:13 No.138646296 >>138646178 shields are heavier than shields you silly nigger

>>	Anonyma !!t4WsnjZcxaX 05/07/12(Mon)02:13 No.138646320 File: 1336371230.png-(7 KB, 311x285, proto-soldier.png) >>138646148 Let's give him a built in radio and some silver to add to the helmet. For added forehead protection.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:14 No.138646335 File: 1336371246.jpg-(101 KB, 758x535, hardest metal durst.jpg) We've used metal in the past, but never the hardest metal.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:14 No.138646342 File: 1336371250.png-(24 KB, 691x565, indestructable.png) >be a hero >go on an adventurer >see this

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:14 No.138646345 File: 1336371252.jpg-(863 KB, 2209x1521, ball tank.jpg) >>138644926 >tfw this is actually real

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:15 No.138646407 >>138646342 Get behind him. He forgot to shield his ass.

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:15 No.138646440
File: 1336371347.jpg-(78 KB, 550x550, 1334647732089.jpg)

Okay

Okay

Alright

Bear with me for a moment

Okay?

What if

What IF we put shields on bears and train them to travel with us, eliminating the need to carry around shields thus freeing our hands to carry other things.

LIKE
MORE
SHIELDS

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:16 No.138646456
File: 1336371362.jpg-(525 KB, 1920x1080, druaga00_07.jpg)

I always thought Jil's shield was fucking BADASS.
He can hold up the shield and make the prod eject and sink into the ground to take a heavier hit

Or he can use the prod as an instant stab weapon.

It's so goddamn cool.

Too bad it was a shitty anime.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:16 No.138646458 File: 1336371365.jpg-(121 KB, 500x505, asset.JPG?id=7ECB69CC-F37C-477(...).jpg) GUYS! WE ATTACH SMALL SWORDS TO OUR SPAGHETTI, SO WHEN WE DROP IT, IT WILL BE SUPER EFFECTIVE

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:16 No.138646465 >>138646342 For a second I thought he was just a dude that had a wire harness for his helmet because it was too big for his little ninja mask head.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:16 No.138646484 >>138646407 The middle finger ensures the enemy stays taunted and attacks from the front.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:16 No.138646514 >>138646440 AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT we take those shield bearing bears AND WE PUT THEM ON SHIELDS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:18 No.138646591 >>138646514 BUT WHAT IF THEY CRACK OPEN THE BEARS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:18 No.138646595 File: 1336371498.jpg-(54 KB, 400x400, xxxg-01d.jpg) so it's like deathscythe's shield

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:18 No.138646598 File: 1336371502.jpg-(25 KB, 971x642, mirror shield.jpg) with this mirror shield, your opponent will be confused which will give you a big advantage.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:18 No.138646604 File: 1336371511.jpg-(28 KB, 421x315, 1335501794344.jpg) >>138646514 Shields that hover? Holy... shit...

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:18 No.138646608 File: 1336371516.jpg-(138 KB, 520x611, s.jpg) >>138646458 WHAT IF WE TIE OUR SPAGHETTI INTO THIS SHAPE?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:18 No.138646609 Ok, it's a shield, but it's detachable at the middle to make two smaller shields. It has blades on the inside and outside so you can use it as weapons, but if you see a big hit coming, you put them together and make big shield.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:19 No.138646631 >>138646591 They split into more bears, each covered with more shields.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:19 No.138646635 File: 1336371541.jpg-(299 KB, 1440x900, awww shit.jpg) >>138646514 >>138646440 What if, instead of bears, trains?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:19 No.138646640 >>138646591 That could only possibly happen to an unshielded bear.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:19 No.138646645 what about this... we take a gun... and duck tape another gun to that gun to free up our other hand for another double gun thats like 4 guns

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:19 No.138646650 >>138646591 No. No. The shields with protect the bears from cracking.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:19 No.138646652 >>138646608 Uncooked spaghetti caltrops, fucking glorious.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:19 No.138646658 Ok... guys. A shield. Made out of smaller shields.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:20 No.138646714 How about, like, a hoola hoop made of shields?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:20 No.138646734 File: 1336371638.png-(22 KB, 655x431, guys guys guys listen guys.png) What if we put our soldiers on wheelchairs with spikes so they can hold both swords and shields with their hands and feet on both sides of their bodies? The chairs might also be shielded

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:20 No.138646739 >>138646635 And we fill it with shielded bears!? C-can.. can we do that?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:20 No.138646753 File: 1336371654.png-(35 KB, 245x252, nintendium.png) What if we used nintendium for our shields?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:21 No.138646767 HEY GUYS I HAVE A SUPER COOL IDEA What if YOU are the shield?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:21 No.138646768 What about amour made out of Hamburger? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tmz0rG4Al8&t=48s

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:21 No.138646776 File: 1336371669.jpg-(87 KB, 360x273, Pizza-Hut.jpg) >>138646658 I like it, but let's keep it realistic here.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:21 No.138646819 File: 1336371716.jpg-(120 KB, 401x349, asset.JPG?id=232761B2-28BF-416(...).jpg) How about.. A green and purple shield If given to a whole army it would make the enemy overdose

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:22 No.138646840 File: 1336371742.gif-(498 KB, 262x200, 1330831096562.gif) >>138646734

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:22 No.138646843 File: 1336371748.gif-(1.49 MB, 259x264, 1336008252899.gif) >>138646776 FUCKING TRYPTOPHOBIA I think I'm going to throw up. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:22 No.138646875 File: 1336371777.gif-(538 KB, 267x199, SPOOKY GHOST CLAIMS YOUR SOUL.gif) Guys, what kind of shield do you use against a ghost?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:23 No.138646921 >>138646875 Obviously a shield covered in ghosts

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:23 No.138646923 How about a shield that has a magnet on it so you take everyone's else shield and have a shield made of many shields afterward

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:24 No.138646943 >>138646875 A mirror shield. The ghosts have no reflection, so they'll think there's nothing ahead of them,

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:24 No.138646958 >>138640918 >Thinking physics in game. Sure you don't mind other things? Like how your character jumps so high and can heal from ridiculous wounds with just drinking red liquid.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:24 No.138646985 >>138646875 Seriously, bro. I hate that >>138646921 even had to answer

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:25 No.138646995 >>138646875 a shield made of another ghost. Then the ghost would become friends and yours would tell it that you're cool.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:25 No.138647002 File: 1336371909.png-(264 KB, 407x308, 1335849240303.png) >>138646875 Okay picture this: A shield MADE of other ghosts.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:25 No.138647015 File: 1336371925.png-(4 KB, 200x200, 1316222158804.png) >>138646767 and then john was the sheild

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:26 No.138647057 >>138646843 >TRYPTOPHOBIA It's time to grow up. There is no such a phobia as tryptophobia.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:26 No.138647062 File: 1336371975.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 48 KB, 397x411, Kentaro Miura dies before Bers(...).jpg) >>138646819 >I'm funny, right guys?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:26 No.138647094 File: 1336372008.png-(33 KB, 691x565, Untitled.png) SPAGHETTI WHIPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:27 No.138647120 File: 1336372029.png-(24 KB, 500x375, i see.png) This thread is blowing my mind.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:27 No.138647141 File: 1336372048.png-(20 KB, 241x230, 1293882456438.png) >>138647057 Okay. The severe nausea I'm currently feeling must have just been something I ate. Thanks for opening my eyes.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:28 No.138647192 You guys are natural Libyan resistance fighters. This is the kind of thinking that got Gaddafi overthrown and killed.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:29 No.138647267 >>138647141 Also phobia is a fear that controls your life. So even if you are a little girl who fears little holes, it isn't phobia for sure.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:29 No.138647292 >>138647141 >Thanks for opening my eyes. You have holes in your eyes?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:30 No.138647315 File: 1336372222.jpg-(167 KB, 397x555, 1324116293839.jpg) >>138646598 Line up a dozen of soldiers with those, edge up, so Faith can run on them. That way we don't need sophisticated communication systems!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:30 No.138647330 File: 1336372235.jpg-(52 KB, 750x578, 1197930464125.jpg) >shoot your gunaxe >"oh shit, that guy is coming at me and I don't have time to reload" >throw your gunaxe at your assailant >problem solved

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:31 No.138647360 File: 1336372281.jpg-(161 KB, 1000x1000, tryposhield.jpg) >>138646776 >>138646843 WHAT IF WE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS ANOMALOUS EFFECT AND MAKE A SHIELD OUT OF IT

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:31 No.138647362 File: 1336372282.png-(96 KB, 438x461, 1319900889760.png) >>138647267 Phobia just means irrational fear of any degree. >>138647292 fuck you now I'm itchy

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:31 No.138647379 >>138647330 >No coffee grinder in the stock. donotwant.jpg

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:32 No.138647408 File: 1336372325.jpg-(90 KB, 477x580, 1304086631019.jpg) >>138647360 okay fuck this I'm out of here

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:32 No.138647416 >>138646875 Shield infused with Nth Metal, duh.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:32 No.138647418 File: 1336372332.jpg-(48 KB, 360x270, Cream of wheat.jpg) >>138647360

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:32 No.138647427 >>138647292 WE NEED EYE SHIELDS STAT!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:32 No.138647449 >>138646843 >look it up >fear of closely packed holes It feels kind of weird to look at now that I think about it, but I don't really know why... Maybe because it closely resembles insect hives and I have close to a phobia of insects?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:33 No.138647456 >>138647360 1/1000 soldiers on the field would be mildly disgusted but continue charging at you

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:33 No.138647469 >>138647362 You're entire body is covered in little holes.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:33 No.138647483 can it be archive time? ITT: little villains

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:33 No.138647517
File: 1336372438.png-(328 KB, 500x486, ArcShield.png)

OK GUYS

GUYS

LISTEN

WHAT IF

WHAT IF

GUYS

WHAT IF IRON MAN PUT AN ARC-REACTOR ON CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SHIELD

CAPTAIN AMERICA WOULD BE ABLE TO SHOOT FUCKING LASERS OUT OF HIS SHIELD

OUT OF HIS FUCKING SHIELD MAN!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:34 No.138647539 File: 1336372453.jpg-(31 KB, 400x400, 1300701633770.jpg) >why I keep coming back to /v/

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:34 No.138647549 >>138647360 As horrifying this may be to some anons... It actually just might work..

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:34 No.138647573 File: 1336372490.gif-(8 KB, 32x32, Bonelord_Shield.gif) >>138647427 >Yfw Tibia had to rename Beholders "Bonelords" due to a lawsuit by Wizards of the Coast >BONELORDS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:35 No.138647591 >>138646753 Too overpowered. I'm pretty sure there's even laws against it.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:35 No.138647605 >>138647360 >enemy has shield full of tiny holes intended to freak me out >whyboner.jpg

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:36 No.138647667
File: 1336372581.png-(9 KB, 375x330, horsebackcrossshield.png)

Guys

Listen up, guys

What if

What if we combine shield and crossbow and we will use it on horseback? We have power of crossbow, defense of shield and speed of horse

The best weapon in human history.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:37 No.138647714 File: 1336372627.png-(13 KB, 691x565, Untitled.png) Shotgun arrows, so you can't miss your shot There's a little timer that does an algorithm based on wind sheer to determine when to fire

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:37 No.138647718 File: 1336372628.jpg-(74 KB, 665x519, jar-jar_binks3..jpg) >>138647605 me too. tryptophiliac brofist?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:37 No.138647751 >>138647591 What if we make a shield out of laws? It won't be the strongest but if they attack and it breaks THEY GET ARRESTED

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:38 No.138647792 File: 1336372703.png-(104 KB, 1171x322, x potatoes.png) >>138647517 But could the shield still be thrown?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:38 No.138647828 File: 1336372733.jpg-(32 KB, 605x259, 1329621241674.jpg) >>138647751 Now you're thinking with portals.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:39 No.138647845 >>138647718 Henmaru Machino - The Holes

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:39 No.138647852 File: 1336372757.jpg-(53 KB, 513x378, wat.jpg) >>138647751

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:40 No.138647910 File: 1336372812.png-(14 KB, 691x565, Untitled.png) >>138647714 Replace the timer with a sensor that fires the gun when it hits a target, automatic meatshot every time. I also added a laser pointer so you can't actually miss.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:40 No.138647962 File: 1336372857.jpg-(80 KB, 350x302, 182brs.jpg) >>138647792 HE WOULDN'T NEED TO THROW IT BECAUSE HE'D BE FRYING NIGGAS' UP WITH LASERS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:41 No.138648024 File: 1336372910.png-(153 KB, 202x282, holy shit.png) >>138647962

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:42 No.138648078 What if we made a swshieldord. A shield inside a sword. If you think about it, it could work

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:42 No.138648089 File: 1336372966.jpg-(36 KB, 267x348, erection time.jpg) >>138647845

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:46 No.138648376 >>138643593 They have weaponized the Finglonger. My life is complete.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:47 No.138648423 >>138648078 What if we make a shield with a blade on it so you could stab your enemies with it while blocking

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:47 No.138648434 >MFW this thread

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:49 No.138648562 >>138647962 HE COULD THROW IT FROM BEHIND THE COVER AND STILL FRY NIGGAS WITH LAZERS! HE COULD EVEN THROW IT FROM HIS HOME IN AMERICA WHILE WATCHING NASCAR!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:50 No.138648631 File: 1336373411.png-(49 KB, 1015x567, Untitled.png)

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:50 No.138648638 >>138648434 >mfw you have no face

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:50 No.138648651 what about a gun that shoots shields?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:51 No.138648702 What if we made a shield that turned into a spear like an umbrella.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:52 No.138648798 File: 1336373555.jpg-(30 KB, 476x594, 1331163265689.jpg) >>138647962 >mfw Captain America claps after frying niggas with lasers

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:53 No.138648887 >This thread Oh god my sides, I'm imagining a bunch of businessmen around a table screaming ideas at each other and promoting/demoting each other at will.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:56 No.138649038 dat shure is a purdy idear oP

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:56 No.138649054 >>138644849 >What's in the box? >WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:56 No.138649081 File: 1336373809.png-(14 KB, 518x366, portalshields.png) Attack me, i dare you!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:57 No.138649173 >>138649081 And now we come full circle.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:00 No.138649336 What if we made a shield out of our enemies?

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:00 No.138649358

>>138645398
Why don't we just fill our bombers with Lego?

Drop a load of Lego on the enemy and they're not going anywhere, either due to massive foot jabbings or because they're building Lego guns.

Wait, that might be bad. Only drop the tiny pieces so they can't be used against us.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:01 No.138649414 What if we had sex with shields And bred a superior race of shield people Half shield Half people weaknesses of neither

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:01 No.138649424 >>138649173 What if our shields were full circles?

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:03 No.138649540

Alright, you guys are pushing this WAY too hard. This is what we do.

We get regular shields. They're cheaper that way. And then we put the heraldry on it.

But instead of trying to be badass with it, with lions and eagles and swords...

We put cute things on it. Puppies, babies, Kirby, kawaii animu girls if we're fighting weeaboos or Japan.

They're not gonna have the courage to attack us that way.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:03 No.138649549 File: 1336374224.jpg-(74 KB, 525x481, 1325707963599.jpg) Thanks guys, I needed this.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:03 No.138649561 File: 1336374234.jpg-(21 KB, 484x382, 1305992783923.jpg) >>138649424

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:04 No.138649604 >>138649336 >dash into battlefield >pick up nearest enemy, use as shield We could use velcro bands on our arms...

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:04 No.138649626 cock shields!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:05 No.138649643 >>138649540 Can we at least stick a knife to them? It could be a cheap knife. AND A FLAME THROWER, GUYS WE NEED A FLAME THROWER.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:06 No.138649735 If we're fighting Japan, we can just use big fans to push them back. Once they have been forcefully retreated, they must be embarassed by their shamefur dispray and commit sudoku.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:07 No.138649804 File: 1336374437.jpg-(54 KB, 415x523, best shield.jpg) guys, hey guise, this is it

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:07 No.138649828 guys why not make a .50 cal barrett sniper rifle with an underslung launcher that shoots USAS-12s with frag rounds Why the fuck hasn't any game contained this so far?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:08 No.138649901 >>138649735 Our shields would be our dicks and even seeing them would shabba dooby boop

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:09 No.138649940 >>138649828 good question and i expect an answer by 6pm tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:10 No.138650019 Why hasn't anyone made a game where you have a gun that shoots shields? Just shoot the shields at anything coming towards you and you never die

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:12 No.138650168 Why don't we just build houses out of shields? That way the houses could never be destroyed by natural disasters.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:12 No.138650174 >>138649173 What if our shields were full circles?>>138649735 What if we just blow them all into the ocean?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:13 No.138650227 File: 1336374803.png-(18 KB, 494x378, oc do not steel.png) WHY DOESN'T ANYONE MAKE A WHIP WITH SHIELDS, AND SWORDS ON THE SIDES SO YOU CAN FLAIL IT AROUND AND KILL EVERYONE WITHOUT GETTING HIT?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:15 No.138650339 File: 1336374900.jpg-(28 KB, 176x195, 1315502298458.jpg) >>138650227 WE'RE ALMOST DONE. ADD A SHOTGUN AND YOU HAVE THAT PROMOTION YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:15 No.138650406 >this thread FOOLS! HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED MOUNT & BLADE? THE DAY WE FOUGHT A LUMBERJACK, WE'D BE DOOMED!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:16 No.138650483 what if we made a shield out of the popemobile

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:17 No.138650527 File: 1336375048.jpg-(99 KB, 918x492, Axe_Body_Spray-1.jpg) WHAT IF WE TAKE A SHIELD AND PUT AXE ALL OVER IT

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:17 No.138650542 >>138650483 What if we made a shield out of the gropemobile

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:17 No.138650545 >>138649735 We could then conquer South Korea simply by threatening to bring our fans near them and shutting the door behind us.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:18 No.138650584 what if we made a shield out of blankets that way we wouldn't get cold after a long day of battling

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:20 No.138650698 File: 1336375205.jpg-(300 KB, 1071x730, morrowind-redoraN-2-guard-armo(...).jpg) >>138640926 >>138640974 hipsters going what they can best

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:20 No.138650721 File: 1336375224.gif-(121 KB, 331x360, mughal1a.gif) I have a real life diamond shield and I've never lose one knight battle

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:23 No.138650904 >>138650527 The shield would block all the bitches that would flock to the axe smell, rendering it pointless. Wait a minute... What if we made a shield out of bitches?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:23 No.138650913 >>138650721 No big suprise there. Ther real question is, what happens when shield made of diamond (hardest metal known to man) is hit by a diamond sword?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:23 No.138650931 File: 1336375425.png-(10 KB, 475x340, Shields_on_wheels.png) I might be on to something here guys

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:27 No.138651124 File: 1336375629.jpg-(11 KB, 251x251, new.jpg) >>138650913 >he thinks diamonds are harder than dragonforce

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:28 No.138651194 File: 1336375704.jpg-(141 KB, 845x492, SHIELD WHEEL SWORD GUN.jpg) >>138650931 then we add guns and make it old-timey they'll never know what hit them

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:28 No.138651209 asdasdads

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:28 No.138651214 >>138651124 We could just hide in their hair and drive the enemy before us with their singing. Overpowered, invincible AND camouflaged!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:29 No.138651261 >>138650904 But you would be able to use the shield to chop down trees.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:33 No.138651519 Guys. Make a shield, Ok, guys. seriously. Make a shield that shoots paper at people. So that Guys, So that it causes papercuts all over their body. And guys. This is really important. make the paper out of shields

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:35 No.138651651
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What if we fold multiple layers of shields. Thousands of them. Millions even, we could use all the earths core iron. We would get a shield so DENSE that not even light can escape. I call it:
The Schwarzschield

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:35 No.138651654 File: 1336376141.png-(303 KB, 1158x1226, 1280534225815.png) >>138651214

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:40 No.138651956 I fucking want Roan's shield from Ragnarok the Animation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtRNTHrmshY&feature=related Fucking Spanish subtitles and faggy intro card aside, that shield kicks ass.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:40 No.138651969 File: 1336376455.png-(48 KB, 249x242, hardest_shield_known_to_man.png) >>138651651

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:43 No.138652109 Why don't we make a crossbow that fires small morning stars?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:43 No.138652115 File: 1336376597.jpg-(146 KB, 630x800, 1332083057165.jpg) Shield of bees. That is all.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:45 No.138652249 What would be better on the battlefield, a shield, or the shield's weight in bees?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:47 No.138652386 >>138652249 Why force yourself to pick?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:48 No.138652481 >all of these posts about shields You baka gaijins make me laugh. Even the least skilled japanese peasant could wield a katana and slice through all shields mentioned in a casual swing.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:48 No.138652491 >>138652249 bees fly so they don't wheigh anything. so unlimited bees is much better

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:52 No.138652671 >>138651969 That was banned by the geneva convention

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:52 No.138652703 >>138652481 but what if we make a SHIELD OF KATANAS WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN? WHAT WILL YOU DO?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:02 No.138653253 >>138652703 >Weave katanas into a mesh to make katana shield >Dual wield them >Obliterate Japan.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:07 No.138653540 File: 1336378055.jpg-(124 KB, 666x800, quarians.jpg)

iRage !RAGEpq8/Ww 05/07/12(Mon)04:08 No.138653614
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Guys...

guys

Guys.

Guys listen.

I have the best ide

guys listen

I have the best idea ever

guys

I'll put a SPEARSHIELD

guys

spearshield

I'll put a SPEARSHIELD
guys listen here

I'll put a SPEARSHIELD... on my HEAD.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:10 No.138653685 File: 1336378206.jpg-(15 KB, 384x280, 500full.jpg) I saw all that talk about chainsaws but why not we replace the saw with tons of mini shields shields That way we can get maximum rapid blockage

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:22 No.138654423 >>138653685 What if every little tooth was, itself, another chainsaw, which had shields for teeth?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:23 No.138654483 >>138654423 Why not make every minor chainsaw's teeth more chainsaws? Just go fractal chainsaws all the way down. Then attach the first saw to a shield.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:24 No.138654550 File: 1336379076.png-(9 KB, 420x564, maceblade high quality.png) >>138654423 Why would they have to be little?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:25 No.138654618 File: 1336379138.jpg-(516 KB, 2000x2400, wearethewepons.jpg) but /v/ we are the weapons

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:27 No.138654709 >>138654483 Then we replace a saw-blade with this shield

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:27 No.138654754 File: 1336379279.jpg-(33 KB, 330x440, Bismark.jpg) >>138653614 As the kaiser of Germany I approve.

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:31 No.138654960
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GUYS.
GUYS
GUYSSS

WE ALL KNOW SHIELDS

GUYS

WE ALL KNOW SHIELDS ARE THE HARDEST ELEMENT ON EARTH

GUYS
THEY

GUYS

THEY CANT BE BROKEN

SO

GUYS

SO GUYS

WHAT IF WE BUILT

A

SUIT MADE OUT OF

SHIELDS

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:31 No.138654986 What if shield was made out of rubber. Everything bounces offf me and hits you.

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:34 No.138655153
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>>138643509
fuck these guys, theres millions of dead ones caught by spiders in my dorm room behind my desk, FUCK THEM, theres literally a mountain of dead rolly pollies or whatever the fuck they are right there

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:39 No.138655423 well then.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:39 No.138655441 GUYS WHAT IF WE HAD A HULA HOOP BUT IT WAS A SHIELD

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:40 No.138655521 >>138655441 TELL ME MORE, PLEASE GOD.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:45 No.138655787 This is one of the best threads I've ever seen. I love you guys.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:46 No.138655892 >Almost four hours of nonstop shield discussion This whole fucking thread is made of shields, man.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:48 No.138656012 guys what if.. what.. WHAT IF WE MADE A SHIELD OUT OF TUBES?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:49 No.138656073 >>138656012 TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:51 No.138656174 >>138655441 A GYROSCOPIC SELFROTATING DEFENCE EMANCIPATOR! SHIELDABOLOUS FABTRAPTION EXTRAVAGANZA!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:53 No.138656273 What if... what if we made a fan out of shields? And whips were built into the shields.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:53 No.138656283 >>138654709 We could paint it red so the saws spin faster

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:54 No.138656364 >>138646958 Both rooted firmly in making sense in-game. Internal consistency you cunt.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:57 No.138656489 about the shield of katanas what if guys this is real what if what if we ma a weapon made with a shield of katanas?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:58 No.138656526 >>138656283 Don't forget the lightning bolt we can paint onto the sides of all the chainsaws that doubles the speed

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:59 No.138656591 File: 1336381172.jpg-(173 KB, 1280x720, ZHd6c.jpg) >mfw this thread

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:01 No.138656657 >>138656526 Blue leds. Blue leds! You don't want to burn your chains down do you?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:02 No.138656727 >>138656657 Heating and cooling the person you're sawing. Genius!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:02 No.138656729 what if, we made a bridge across a divide out of shields, then retracted the bridge so the enemies couldnt cross and rolled up in it like a shield-rug so their arrows didn't hurt us??? guys??

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:05 No.138656909 Use a shield of thinkpads. Unbeatable.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:06 No.138656962 >>138656591 best shield in existence

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:07 No.138657028 >>138656657 IF WE ADD GREEN WE'D GET BITCHES BECAUSE WE'RE SO ENVIRONMENTALLY AWARE

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:08 No.138657078 File: 1336381715.gif-(2.41 MB, 320x179, frontflip2.gif) >MFW every army in the world will be browsing this thread for ideas >MFW in two weeks the US will announce all sorts of crazy shield advancements

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:09 No.138657119 >>138656729 Or even better, make a huge rug of shields on horse cart, then you could cover ENTIRE ARMY with it in no time, plus our men don't have to carry them, making them more manouverable. Make one for the horses as well!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:11 No.138657197 >>138657078 Shield made of Americans. Brilliant.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:11 No.138657227 What if we sit on the shield while we're carrying it? We'd float.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:13 No.138657339 >>138657197 Perfect, the constant clapping sound will distract our enemies! They will never know what hit them!

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:14 No.138657414 File: 1336382085.jpg-(25 KB, 500x500, 722778338839494833.jpg) >>138657339 >MFW Americans clap whilst getting used as a shield

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:16 No.138657523 What if we tie hummingbirds to our shields to reduce their weight?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:21 No.138657783 File: 1336382516.jpg-(37 KB, 683x465, all our problems are solved.jpg) >>138657523 >reduce weight WAIT A MINUTE

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:25 No.138657926 >>138643430 no, that isn't what he meant spike is in same plane as shield, not normal to it (his drawing is bad though)

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:26 No.138657971 >>138657783 If you let go of that it'll float off into space. Not that this is necessarily a problem, if we're fighting aliens they'd be ridiculously useful

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:26 No.138658004 >ctrl+f "xenoblade" >only one result >it's ignored You guys really don't know shit about videogames. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6w_sfgfSGFk#t=262s

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:28 No.138658062 >>138658004 >videogames Where do you think you are? This is /v/ - arms and armor.

Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:36 No.138658497
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What if we had steam powered electromagnetic shields?

The magnet would take the weight and make the shield weigh nothing and making it magnetic will cause it to hold any weapons that hit it permanently.

It can be stronger depending on how much coal you put in to power the furnace and the smoke will poison the bad guys. We will be safe though because we are behind the shield.

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:41 No.138658681 >>138658497 too far. too. fucking. far. thread is ruined. ggwp

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:48 No.138658947 File: 1336384104.jpg-(32 KB, 580x754, THE SHIELDMASTER.jpg) what if we build a man made of shields... and we use him as a shield?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:50 No.138659020 >>138658947 Only if he has a cannon somewhere that launches more shields

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:52 No.138659101 >>138658497 If someone bashes a shield against it does it attach that shield and make it a magnetized power shield too?

>>	Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)06:20 No.138660227 File: 1336386008.jpg-(22 KB, 267x400, 7u.jpg) >>138649424

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