Man. That is a tiny fucking horse.

>>1626249

I mean seriously. LOOK AT IT. THING IS FUCKING SMALL.

IT'S REALLY A SMALL HORSE. CHRIST.

FUCKING HELL.

LOOK AT IT.

I SAID LOOK AT THE TINY HORSE.

>>1626253
what are you going on about? do you know what time it... oh my god look at that horse! it is so freaking tiny.

>>1626253
I'M LOOKING I'M LOOKING!
Oh god don't hurt me!

>>1626253
Holy fuck, you're right.

That IS a tiny horse.

>>1626249
>>1626253
>>1626284
and thus, the pony had a grudge against humans.

>>1626253LOOK AT IT. THING IS FUCKING SMALL.

LOOKS LIKE

ONE OF THOSE DWARFS GUYS HORSES

BUT YOU KNOW, WHO UNDERSTANDS THSOE DWARFSGUYS

>>1626300
An evil midget horse bent on exterminating humans? LEAST EXPECTED BBEG EVER!

what are you guys so.. OMFG THAT IS A FUCKING TINY HORSE!!! DID YOU SEE HOW TINY THAT THING IS!!!!! DUDE I THOUGHT I HAD SEE TINY BUT THAT IS FUCKING TINY.

JESUS CHRIST THAT HORSE IS FUCKING TINY

ADD TINY HORSE TO THE LIST OF THINGS THAT CANNOT BE MADE GRIM DARK.

knock it off no more horse play guys

are you feeling ok /tg/ you sound a little horse

Hey guys, about how big do you think that horse is?
CAUSE I THINK ITS NOT. BIG. AT ALL.

SHIT. WHY IS IT SO SMALL?

>>1626310
There are actually 'horses' like that in WFRP, in the Bretonnia supplement.

god damn it i could eat that thing

>>1626373

Eat it?

No. YOU MUST WALK IT AROUND THE BLOCK. BECAUSE IT IS TINY.

THEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE "JESUS CHRIST IS THAT A HORSE"

AND YOU'RE LIKE: "FUCK YES BITCH, IT IS A TINY HORSE"

AND THEY'RE LIKE: "JESUS CHRIST, LET ME TOUCH THE TINY HORSE"

AND YOU'RE LIKE: "SUCK MY COCK FIRST BITCH"

AND THEY'RE LIKE: "OKAY, OKAY, WHATEVER IT TAKES MAN."

POO-NNNNIIIIII!!!!

>>1626352

pegasi too?

>>1626386
god damn i'd be afraid of people trying to ride the thing

they'd be like "oh man that things so small can i ride it?" and id have to take on the steel of my eye and stare at them and say no real cool but i dont think i can do that

god damn tiny horse you are like a delicate flower in a world of explosions

SMALL HORSE

>>1626400

MY LIFE FOR TINY HORSE

>>1626388
Nah, they're just like... monster horses that look a little smaller than horses that like eating human flesh. They're also quite intelligent and like to pretend to be 'free horses' for idiots.

>>1626400

Indeed. Tiny horse needs to be protected from the infinite cruelties of the world. In the event he is threatened with injury or unpleasantness, you must pick him up and bring him back to his horse-house that is out back.

He also enjoys carrots. Except he's so tiny, he only eats half.

GOD DAMN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS TINY

>>1626409
well you could feed him bay carrots, but those are expensive and actually not as healthy.

That head is freakishly large.

>>1626426

half of big carrots?

MORE LIKE ALL OF BABY CARROTS!

>>1626404
HAIL TINY HORSE!!! WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE THEE!!!

>>1626440
no fuck you. even baby carrots are to tiny for tiny horse. you must cut them in half then mash them up a bit. HE IS THAT FUCKING TINY I MEAN LOOK AT HIM IS IS FUCKING TINY

>>1626450
Is he a Roman Emperor now?

Cause I'd be done with that.

This thread has me gasping for breath and wiping away tears of laughter.

/tg/ - Tiny Horses

What the hell is going on in this th-

OH MY GOD ITS A CUTE WIDDLE HORSIE!

ALL HAIL EMPEROR EQUIS THE TINY!

Rules of Tiny Horse

1.there shall be nothing tinier

2. Do not ride Tiny horse, he is to fucking tiny

3. Should someone else try to ride Tiny horse, be prepared to lay down your lives to protect him, for he is tiny

4. Do not feed full sized carrots to Tiny Horse, he is tiny and they are to big

5. Keep dogs away from Tiny Horse, they may frighten him, and he is tiny

6. When around Tiny Horse, act like you are intimidated by his stature. He is Tiny , and this Will Boost his tiny self esteem.

7. Do not place non tiny horses around Tiny Horse, for this is an abomination.

8. If some one asks to touch Tiny Horse and they are not in the Cult of The Tiny Horse, they must first suck your cock, they will for he is Tiny.

>>1626503
HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!

>>1626496
STAND BACK HEATHEN! YOUR ARE NOT WORTHY OF TINY HORSE!!!! YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTH TO CLEAN HIS TINY SHIT BE GONE!!!

By the gods don't tell me this qualifies as a new meme...

>>1626523
DARE you question Tiny Horse?!? HEATHEN! YOU SHALL BE PURGED! BY HIS TINY WILL I ATTACK!

What the fuck is this fagg- OH GOD LOOKIT THAT HORSIE

HOLY SHIT

IT'S LIKE SOMEONE ANIMATED A SEESAW and gave it legs and fur and eyes and stuff but ANYWAY THAT THINGS SMALL!

I humbly request Tiny Stats for the Tiny Horse!

>>1626513

>>1626523
gods? what gods? there is only Tiny Horse. The ruler of all worlds. He is the Tiny Alpha and the Tiny Omega. There are none Tinnier

>>1626352
Because the WFRP books are totally canon, right?

>>1626523
Well, not anymore, thanks to you.

>>1626523

HERESY.

*blam*

>>1626547
So is Tiny Horse one of the incarnations of the Emperor?
Oh sweet Jesus, Lil' E and Tiny Horse... UNSTOPPABLE!

>>1626550
The Emperor of man is nothing compared to Tiny Horse.

>>1626564
Oh now your just being silly!
They are Equal

>>1626564

HERE..

Its... so tiny...

NO! HERES...

HER...

SO TINY!

*gun in mouth*

*blam*

Wow, sht sux sagHOLYFUCKLOOKATTHATHORSE
THAT IS ONE TINY HORSE, I BET IF I BUTTERED THAT FUCKER UP REAL GOOD, I COULD STICK HIM IN MY ASS

Squat Roughriders?

This horse.

It is tiny.

>>1626241
ONE part of that horse isn't tiny!

>>1626241
HORSE FOR THE HORSE GOD! TINY FOR THE TINY THRONE!

>>1626634
his head?

What was THAT? That was a TINY HORSE! Smaller than ME!

SO TINY!

>>1626669

I smiled.

Tiny horse!

THE MONSTER MANUAL NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN IT! D:

Tiny Horse
Tiny-sized Animal
HD: 100d3-100
Attack: 4 hooves at +100 for 1d6
Str 10 Dex 16 Con 8 Int 100 Wis 20 Cha 30
Special Qualities: Hatred of Humans
Special Abilities: Destroyer of Worlds

Seriously u guise, this is not a OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT TINY FUCKIN HORSE. GOD DAMN.

One does not use tinyhorse as a mount.
Tinyhorse uses YOU as a mount.

I want to sage.
I really want to.
But... T-that horse... It's so t-t-t... I can't say it!

SO I HERD U LIEK TINY HOARSE

I saw the picture and I was like

>Aww, what a cute little doggy-- Oh my God it's a horse!?

>>1626241
D'awwww

I was once chased by a group of miniature ponies, fuckers are MEAN.

>>1628577
How strong are they?

>>1628590
They ripped off one of my kidneys!

>>1628590
I don't know, i ended up jumping over a fence before they could kick the crap out of me
>>1628619
This isn't dwarf fortress!

>>1628634
Oh isn't it, isn't it?!

God, I want to hug the hell out of that pony.

>>1628717
I wish I had it when I was younger. I could have rode it.

Also, that motherfucker will BITE you. I'm sure of it.

Tiny ponies are notoriously ill tempered.

Hey guys! How's everythi- OH GOD! GOD DAMN THATS ONE TINY MOTHERFUCKING HORSE! IT'S SO TINY!

>>1628543

Thats an empty space. What does that have to do with your master the Tiny Horse?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=409317&in_page_id=17
70

Dare I say, a tinier horse?

>>1628944
That's not a horse. That's a funny-shaped dog, or some kind of rodent.

>>1628944
mmm, snacksize

How much smaller could it get? Until My Little Pony becomes real in a nonmagical fashion? Is that what these people want? REAL My Little Ponies?! Imagine you having to set up tiny horse traps to get rid of a tiny horse infestation. This is terrible!

>>1628944
Un-Unpossible!

>>1628998
Yes! What if they breeded until there were about 40 of them in your house!

I humbly request rules for tinyhorse swarms.

>>1626550
D'AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

That is so not a horse, you guys are falling for a shoop.

HERETICS!!!!!
>>1626406
*blam*
>>1626439
*blam*
>>1626523
*blam*
>>1628577
*blam*
>>1628961
*blam*
>>1628971
*blam*

ALL HAIL TINYHORSE

Holy CHRISTWAGONS! That's one TINY HORSE!!!

That tiny horse's head is disproportionate to it's body.

Summarize this thread for me.

>>1630633
Tiny Horse is cute.

>>1630641
Alrighty, then.

HAIL TO TINY HORSE! HIS TINY IS UNMATCHED, HIS HORSENESS UNQUESTIONED!

I think tiny horse is pretty cool equine eh. He is tiny and isnt afraid of anything.

By the Emperor, what are you all blabbering abou - SWEET OMNISSIAH, that horse is small!

JESUS HATES GOD that's a tiny horse

FAITH AN' BEGORAH THAT IS BUT A WEE LITTLE HORSEY

It's the perfect size for a Ratling...

RATLING ROUGH RIDERS. GENIUS!

NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF'S SALAD

wait what do we have here?

>>1632157
Those are elves.

Dwarves will have no part of that faggotry.