omg, lol

Been there done that!

> 9/10 sitting next to me on bus
> Too beta to ask her to move so I can get off
> Travel 2 hours further than my stop until she moves

You people need serious help.

Jesus christ you guys, these are golden opportunities to start up small talk, get her number, and then fuck her in the bathroom/bus stop

>need to pass final to get credit for required course
>don't know shit
>too scared to go to 1 on 1 with prof
>fail exam
>don't want prof to see that I failed their class
>only prof for course
>switch majors

God damn guys. Why don't you just treat life like a video game?

The bloom effects are amazing, and the shadow effects are top notch.

>sitting at table in library studying
>8/10 comes in and sits at the table in front of me, back turned to me
>have to piss
>pack up my stuff and leave the library because i'd be in her field of vision if i got up to go and even worse she might even try to make eye contact when i came back
>spend 2h before my next class sitting in a washroom stall because i dont want to be seen sitting alone outside of the library

>>1970207

what fantasy world do you live in? What would really happen on planet Earth is she would look at me with a face of disgust and audibly voice her displeasure with me daring to talk to her as if I had the right and the entire busload of people would look at me with disgust also.

But thats EXACTLY what you want to happen to me I'm not falling for your lies normalfag scum.

>second year uni
>read class syllabus
>group assignments
>dont wanna talk to people
>drop class

>>1970230
Because you can't make another character. Also it autosaves and you can't undo anything.

Anyway, this thread is sad, even by /r9k/ standards.

>Have talkative stay-at-home-mom for a neighbor
>Always hanging outside when I come home from work
>Pull into driveway and pretend to be really into the radio
>Blast music so loud that it hurts my eardrums
>Pretend not to see neighbor
>Watch her out of the corner of my eye, waiting for her to go back inside or start doing yard work or something
>Sneak into house when she's preoccupied
>Sometimes I have to wait in my car for an extra 10 minutes.

>>1970237

Anon, I was clearly joking about fucking her in the bathroom. But the rest of my post is not unreasonable at all. Of course you might not be able to do it right now, but you need to practice and have more confidence. I used to have the same attitude as you, but once you get outside your comfort zone and learn and practice, you CAN have successful social interactions. People will be disgusted if you expect them to be. Be confident and KNOW they'll be impressed and intimidated, and they will, and they'll bow down to you. Soon enough you'll have a harem of a thousand virgins at your feet.

>>1970207

just who do you think we are?

>>1970189
wtf, all you need to do is stand up when the bus stops and she would know youre getting off.

>>1970274
>be confident

wow how original

>>1970307
it's used often because it's true and it works.

>>1970313

That's great and useful and a wonderfully genius nugget of advice

thank you again

>>1970267
She probably sees you sitting there and thinks you're jerking off while watching her.

You should try and fuck your neighbor.

>going to train station on bus
>miss bus stop
>keep riding until end of line
>too afraid to ask for help
>get on different bus
>end up even further away
>get on another bus
>finally come back to where I started
>missed train by an hour or so
>take taxi to train station
>book new ticket

>get a new appartment
>have to go out every two weeks for groceries
>meet neighbour
>she's super attractive
>mutter through conversation
>two weeks later
>see her again holy jesus what is this
>two weeks later
>see her yet again is she always outside wtf
>two weeks later
>see her YET another time
>two weeks later I moved

All throughout primary and high school I was always too afraid to ask to go to the washroom so I just held it in the entire time. Some classes were pure agony.

>>1970359

I was always deathly afraid of pissing into the urinal. From first grade onward I never once used the school bathroom.

>>1970359

OP here. I still do this. Except I'm in college so I can walk out whenever I want. But then everyone is going to look at me. So better to hold it, burst my bladder and shuffle out with the crowd at the end of the lecture.

>>1970207
>implying it works like that

>>1970411
It does if you're good looking. If you're not hideous you can at least secure another conversation with her in the future.

>new job at a shitty factory
>can't handle eating in the breakroom with everyone
>eat lunch in the disgusting bathroom for a few weeks until I find an office room in the back
>start eating there, enjoy spending my breaks back there alone to recharge after being around people for 4 hours
>boss comes back there one night and starts writing shit on the board, he didn't notice because I usually leave the lights off
>he notices me and it scares the shit out of him
>next day the room is locked, find another way in
>things like this goes on for a while
>before work one night he says anyone caught going back there will be fired
>walk out as soon as he gets through
>never go back

>Try going to college
>Want to check out a book
>No idea how to go about doing it, scared to ask
>Consider stealing the book for a while, ultimately decide against it just in case something goes wrong

>Any girl ever gets too close
>Pretend I'm late for something, get up in a hurry
>Go sit down somewhere else, saves myself the stress of having to be near them

>Visitors downstairs
>Hungry as fuck
>Text my mom and ask how long they're going to be there

>>1970267
she wants the dick
seriously, bro

>living with roommates
>too beta to walk across the hallway to get to the bathroom
>pee in bottles

get on my level, normalfags
you guys are social butterflies in comparison

>>1970242
similar to yours

> first year college
> few weeks into the semester
> have to do presentation for one class and a group project for another
> try to talk myself into sticking with it
> sitting in class the day i have to present
> leave during break, drop out.

>>1970470
>>Text my mom and ask how long they're going to be there

oh god i love it

>>1970502
I know those feels living with housemates

>live upstairs in my room locked most of the time
>kitchen is downstairs
>housemate brings over friends, including girls
>they talk in the kitchen for hours
>can't go downstairs to cook dinner
>skip dinner, go to bed hungry and alone

I'm getting massive deja vu from this thread.

i think... this picture.. is like

Holy fuck, this is some of the most pathetic shit I've ever read. Dropping out of college because of one shitty group project for one shitty class? That is immeasurably retarded.

>>1970236

I know that feel bro, I hit rockbottom a few years ago at university, I'd go to a toilet cubicle at lunchtimes if I had lectures straight after and just read for an entire hour.

>9/10 girl pointing gun directly at me
>too scared to talk to her, so just stand there
>she shoots me in the shoulder
>"Yes ma'am, please do it again."

>mfw ma'am

>Only friend when starting college was my roommate
>He has a different schedule than me so can't get meals together
>Afraid to eat in dining hall by myself
>Drop to 90 pounds freshman year (5'8") after skipping most meals

>>1970614
I wish more people were like this. /r9k/'s stories are the only reason I'm as confident as I am these days.

>first year uni
>afraid of cooking in common room
>completely changed eating habits
>started eating late at night to avoid people
>only cooked pasta and soup so I wouldn't be in room for long
>would only wash dishes at midnight to avoid people
>got voted most mysterious on my floor

>>1970502
>roommates
>baby's first piss bottle

k normalfag

>>1970502

>that feel when moving house, within a fortnight you know when people leave the house, cook, sleep, are likely to bring people round
>you schedule eating, showering and using the toilet so as to minimise interaction with your housemates

I've gone a month without seeing people in my house in the past, I just can't be bothered making small talk and faking interest in anything they have to say.

I'm starting to think every single one of these /r9k/ types has some form of schizophrenia. Seriously, check out the negative symptoms of that stuff.

>>1970554
This happens to me at least once a week.

Except they get loud and drunk and play music until the early hours of the morning.

I can't handle all this anxiety.

Fucking flatmate so fucking social. Fuck.

>>1970690
Probably just anxiety, shyness, or depression. Isn't schizophrenic, just not conventional from a normalfags perspective.

>floor guy at supply store
>group of attractive girls come in

>go to the other side of the store so i won't have to interact with them

feels beta man

>>1970713
>That feel when beta
>That feel when successful
>That feel when attractive women hunt you down and tell you to talk to them indirectly by using shaming language around you.

>That feel when even more beta.

This feel I haven't felt since...

>be 3-4/10 in sophomore year of highschool
>7/10 starts sitting with me on the bus
>she actually talks to me
>I get on the bus first in the mornings so I put my bookbag beside of me on the seat to make it look like I don't care if she stays or goes
>mfw some days it pisses her off
>mfw I didn't get sad when she found a bf because I knew I never had a chance anyway
>mfw just being able to talk to a girl and be near her was enough for me to be happy

>family comes over my house
>lock myself in restroom so i don't have to talk to them
>pretend to be taking a shit
>45 min passes, realize that they might catch onto my act
>decide to take 30 min shower
>family hasn't left yet
>read gaming magazines and comb my hair for another 45 min
>they finally leave
>thought occurs that it might seem suspicious that i leave the bathroom right after they leave
>stay in bathroom for another 20 min

>Shut in of six years
>Living in the basement of a home that is empty 95% of the time
>Sometimes the landlord's father comes over for maintanence/mail
>He's annoying as fuck
>No door on bedroom
>Used to just come right in to talk to me, even really late when I'm trying to sleep
>Now I must hide
>Hear ahead of time that he's coming
>Go into hottub room, which has no windows and in which he doesn't look
>It also locks
>Bring in my shoes, food, and laptop
>Realize I'll have to go upstairs if I need to go to the bathroom at any time
>Don't want to get caught
>Remember large blue recycling bin
>Get it and get large bag of catlitter
>Make myself a litter box
>Get blanket and pillow; set myself up
>Rewatch Card Captor Sakura all day and night to calm my nerves
>Sleep in the hottub
>He never comes

>>1970690
If it's the negative symptoms only that's called Schizoid Personality Disorder and I'm sure I have it.

This thread reminds me of welcome to the nhk. If any of you guys are animufags you should watch that

>twist kneebone entirely out of place... pain so bad it's unbearable.
>kneebone visibly out of place.
>walk home 1/4 of a mile on it because I don't want to ask anyone for help.

>go to my fathers during breaks from university
>find it mildly awkward to talk to stepmother when he's not there
>stay in my room all day unless she goes out, just so I don't have to talk to her
>she seems to catch on
>it apparently causes arguments when I'm not there
>it gets more awkward
>I pretty much stop going home during breaks now

>be in college
>walking to my next class
>cute guy starts talking to me
>panic
>start speaking Russian with a few broken, heavily-accented "I sorry, English very bad" thrown in
>crisis averted

>>1970529
>>1970470

visitors are fucking annoying I actually went a day without food because of it.

>girls at work
>make it a point to try and ignore them by appearing busy so I can avoid conversation
>for girls who are used to getting attention from males 24/7 this doesn't please them
>they spread around that I'm gay
>everybody ends up thinking I'm a faggot

>keep eyes on the floor.
>always looking down.

keeps people from talking to me.

>miss first class and explanation of syllabus
>come in 2nd class, group assignment groups formed, lecturer says I was placed with a group
>six weeks later, lecturer says it's time for group presentations
>realize I wasn't actually placed with a group
>think about informing lecturer of this problem for weeks
>don't do it because I'm too embarrassed
>I've been skipping class for weeks hoping no one will notice I don't have a group
>I plan on dropping off my paper in the classroom this week before class starts
>only plan on coming back to write the exam next week

This group work isn't actually graded, btw.

Haha fuck I thought i was bad but even I can manifest spaghetti stuffed basic things like "Excuse me, i need to get off" or "May i borrow a pencil please?".

>going out for lunch
>boss give me money to get him something
>9/10 working at the counter
>don't wanna go through the trouble of splitting up the payment
>only get boss food
I-I-its not like I wanted to eat that day anyway

>bucket of gold sitting in front of me
>8/10 girl sitting naked on top of it
>"COME AND GET SOME, ANON!"
>get scared, run in other direction
>mythical beast leviathan decides to chill and give me a ride to his house
>live happily ever after with my nigga leviathan

>late for class
>stand outside door for a minute waiting to get the balls
>can't deal with the stares I'd get after opening the door
>go to the bathroom to wait out the hour or so of class left so I can just go to my next one

>>1970804
yeah I have found its best just to cut off all contact with my family than interact with them

>have no paper left
>need to take notes
>don't want to ask people for paper
>write notes all scrunched up in the page and a half i have left

You have got to be more confident. I mostly lurk and my best friend is a /r9k/bot but most of the people on here are absolute losers. Sure, I'm a kiss less virgin, but that's because I'm a spaz. I'm a native of the friendzone, the Napoleon of talking to girls. I never miss a beat, but never make a move. Talk about the weather or whatever the fuck they are into. Step up, take a swing, and dont be your own cockblock

>live with a female housemate
>avoid her

>>1970143
>OP has to take notes in stats
>laughinggirls.png

>>1971204
>Live with a male housemate with similar interest who's totally nice
...
>avoid him.

>in elementary school
>taking STAR tests that they make you do every few years
>pencil breaks
>too afraid to get up and sharpen it
>spend rest of test holding the quarter inch of lead in my fingers fulling out the answers

;_;

>in boring ass lecture
>have to sneeze
>hold it in so nobody wil say "god bless you"
>get mild cold the next day

>at library but no membership
>see a book I like
>steal it so I don't have to talk to someone about getting a card
>return book when finished
>did the same thing with 4 other books so far

>brother is having a party
>hide under desk for 11 hours hearing the have fun
>too scared to try stopping it
>parents find out
>young adult with a babysitter now lol

>>1971264
>>1971204
Should we stop avoiding each other? I will knock on your door in 10 minutes if you reply.

>>1971161
Fuck off normalfag.You're everything wrong with 4chan and the "nu"-/r9k/.

This thread is for hardcore feels only.


>In college,2 years ago,in dorm
>Shitty roof above my bed has been leaking whenever it rains.
>Get some detergent and borrow a cash card from my only friend
>Take bed sheets and stuff to washing machine
>A girl comes in
>Puts her stuff in the other washer
>Starts trying small talk
>NOPE so hard that space folds in on itself generating Riemannian manifolds so I can run FTL before my spaghetti spills everywhere.
>Have panic attack back in room
>WHY DO THEY TALK TO ME?

>>1971512
The old /r9k/ was full of "normalfags". They all left because they released they were just as good as everyone else around them. That place was heaven compared to this /r9k/.

>Be black
>Ashamed of being black
>Avoid every situation involving white people because I always feel like they're looking down on me

>going to work, want to put my lunch in the fridge
>cute girl who works there is in the kitchen doing something so I'm too scared to go to the kitchen, because she might try to talk to me
>at lunchtime, don't eat my sandwich because I'm afraid it will have gone bad

>girl i know has a cancer donation website thing she's advertising on facebook
>think, "if it has an option to be anonymous, i'll donate"
>check website
>there is an option to be anonymous
>there's also a blank space to put your real name
>feel hubris; don't check anonymous box, but leave name space blank
>finish donating
>check back to see if i'm actual anonymous
>nope
>the fuckers used my cc info to put my name in there
>mfw
>"Looks like i'll have to delete my facebook!"

>>1971512
laughed so hard. kudos
bibbidyboxbloxxblx

>have less than 50 friends on facebook
>first girl that actually considers me bf material adds me
>realize she will see my lame profile with few friends
>ignore friend request
>consider deleting entire profile

fucking facebook, fucking zuckerburg

>>1971721
you can hide your friends count from everyone, man. i only have like 50 or so, too, so i made sure that shit is hidden.

>Take Magic and Witchcraft to fulfill anthropology requirement.
>Term projects requires visiting a religious center on your own and write a report
>Nope
>Drop class

>Walking down the street alone at 11pm
>Hear people behind me
>Oh god I hate when there's people behind me... Please be guys, please be guys
>Turn around and spit so I can check behind myself
>3 cute girls that look around 15-17 years old behind me
>Jesus christ no
>Walk down the street faster and turn down a darker path
>They follow me (No seriously, they actually chased after me)
>NOPE
>Don't want to run because they'll know
>They start calling to me "Hey" "You" "Hi"
>They catch up to me
>The leader puts her hand on my shoulder and says "Hi :)"
>Her friend says "What's your name? :)"
>Look her directly in the eyes for 10 seconds, too scared to say anything
>"Un-unimportant."
>They stare at me, stopped in the middle of a dark street (I was twice the leader's size, and the others were even smaller than her)
>The smallest one in the back says "I'm scared." Really quietly
>Leader says "Yea, you're rude!"
>They all sprint away back to the well lit streets

Why! I tried everything I could to avoid them! This happens all the time to...

>>1971721
Don't delete it.

Nothing is worse than when people are talking about something that happened on facebook and when they look at you, you have to tell them you don't have one.

>>1971736
Thank you based anon! Now people can continue assuming I am not a total introvert.

>go on church ski trip in 9th grade
>charter bus
>sit in the front
>have to pee like 1 hour into the trip
>dont want to walk all the way to the back of the bus
>go for 12 hours without peeing
mfw brown pee

>8/10 girl comes in to learning center sits near me
>im using a molecular chemistry set to learn how to rotate molecules in my head.
>really needed to learn this
>start sweating
>she looks at me
>put away set and leave without learning
>70% on exam all her fault

>>1971819
Bitches and whores.

>b-blox

>>1971798
>sitting in window seat on overnight flight to Europe
>too scared to ask large sleeping man next to me to let me past
>hold it in the entire flight, couldn't sleep because had to pee

It was terrible.

>>1971341
>implying you got the cold from holding in the sneeze

>>1971924
Sneezes are how you clear out your respiratory system, so it's entirely possible.

>was in highschool health class
>health is mandatory to graduate
>we do mostly group projects and projects where we have to make a video about something or present things
>fail class two times because i would do the assignments but then hear my voice on the video and think i sounded gay so i wouldn't turn the assignment in.

I used to cry about how my voice sounded. I cry when i lose at videogames. I'm such a piece of shit. None of this stuff really matters but videogames and reading books are the only things i have. I can't be terrible at videogames.

>>1971792
>implying that there's anything wrong with being an introvert

op:
>>1970143
>"too scared to ask 8/10 girl sitting next to me for a pencil"

Not so. Your social sense correctly evaluated her shittiness.

You wouldn't have had felt that way had she actually been a person of quality.

>>1971819
>learn how to rotate molecules in my head
Why would you need to "learn" this at all?

>>1971941
No, it isn't. If you have to clear out your respiratory system by sneezing, it's a reaction to the infection, and so the virus that causes the cold is already in your system.

For a while I'd travel about a half-hour out of my way to buy groceries from a store with automated checkouts.

I took medication. It seemed to help.

>heading towards same direction as an acquaintance
>speaking will be awkward
>make a right in another direction

>>Playing game in HS where people block you form getting to the other side of the room
>>Feeling alpha i sprint on top a group of chairs to get past
>>Within two seconds i fall off the chairs and hurt my leg
>>7/10 Girl touches me and says anon you're it now
>>while holding back my tears i mutter ''S-sure'' i hold her hand and in my mind i start thinking about how wonderful this feels
>>''Anon you're not supposed to hold my hand''
>>Feeling Alpha i work up the courage to speak
>>''b-b-but i wanna hold your hand''
>>Stop holding my fucking hand anon! and then she ripped my hand off
>>I laugh nervously and sprint away like a fleeing gazelle


...That feel

I find that wearing shades and dark clothing at all times, including indoors helps repel conversation directed at me

>>1971949
>>1971949
>I cry when i lose at videogames.
Come over here, bro.

>>1970223
in this same situation right now

>sitting in the back of the lecture hall
>cute girl sits a row ahead and a couple seats to the left
>looks back as she adjusts her seat and smiles as she makes eye contact with me
>be the first person out of the lecture
>next time, she's sitting next to the seat I sat in previously
>sit a few rows ahead and to the side
>she moves closer next class
>this seems to happen every class - she's following my seats
>last day of classes, I make my way past her to leave the room
>she opens her mouth "hey"
>I keep walking and pretend I never heard anything
>no regrets

>>1971736
can't you still see mutual friends?

>drinking with a bunch of bros in one of their basements
>four hipster/nerdy girls who tag along with us arrive (all attractive surprisingly)
>they want to change our plan of drinking at home and playing video game drinking games
>they want to go clubbing, all the other guys agree
>I can't exactly say no, so I seem to get along with it
>call a couple taxis
>I'm planning an escape plan
>Taxis have arrived
>We're walking up the stairs
>I know what I must do
>Trip purposefully on the stairs, fall all the way down
>Get my leg caught in the railing in the process
>bash my hip really hard
>OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK ANON
>aahhh... yeah... I'm fine.
>OK TAKE IT EASY LETS SEE IF YOU CAN WALK
>alright...
>AHH!! OWW... OH MAN... I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE ABLE TO GO CLUBBING
>aww poor anon :(
>Ah, that's ok, I'll be there next time
>Cab drops me off at home on the way to the bars
>I sit at home playing STALKER, still drunk from before
>I feel completely content

>drive 2 hours to visit parents for christmas
>call up on gated community phone thing
>Hi anon btw some friends came by to have xmas dinner with us all and their daughter is about your age!
>turn car around
>drive 2 hours home
>christmas alone

>>1972169

>physically injuring yourself to avoid social situations

Ah, why haven't I used that one before.

>have flirtatious conversations with a waitress I work with
>one day she tells me she is really horny
>be in the cooler on a stool preparing some food
>she walks in and puts her tits next to my head
>I throw her on my lap and fap her through her pants till she cums hard
>we plan to have sex after this at work
>work with her in the morning and we start going at it
>can't get an erection for some reason and it ruins everything
>never even try to do anything sexual with her again
>she tells everyone we had amazing sex
>we didn't

>being at home all relaxed and watching TV downstairs.
>roommate asks if my boyfriend and I want to watch a movie and get pizza with them.
>yea, sure!
>find out four other people are coming to hang out.
>freak out because new people, and social situation.
>i don't want to see anyone and rush to room
>stay there for the next 5 hours just to avoid everyone.

>freshman year of college.
>have to do presentation for class.
>day of class I e-mail teacher saying there has been a personal issue and my mom is in the hospital. (She was, but it was nothing to make me miss class.
>she says okay, and that i wouldn't need to do the oral part of my assignment, just would have to hand out the papers to the class the next day.
>all is good.

I'm pretty messed up. :/

>>1972223
>have flirtatious conversations with a waitress I work with
>have flirtatious conversations with a waitress
>have flirtatious conversations
>conversations
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

>have to sneeze in class
>hold it in like a baller
>sneeze is more of a baller than i am
>comes out really loud and weird and i like pursed my lips so i kindve made fartnoise sneeze
>everyone looks
>drop class that day

>my residence is infested with ants
>ants, ants everywhere
>they crawl on me in my sleep
>they're on top of my dishes, in the oven, on my chair, some get stuck in the keyboard
>seek down residence staff to get rid of this problem
>find the desk where I'm supposed to confront them about stuff like this
>hot girl working behind the desk
>feel too embarrassed to approach her
>go to the store to buy some pesticides myself
>cannot find it for the life of me
>hot girl working there asks if there's anything she can help me with
>nope, just browsing thanks
>never find any pesticides
>I am one with the ants now

I won't take out my trash except for really late at night because I live in an apartment and I'm afraid of running into my neighbors.

They're nice people and everything. I'm just so worried that I have done something to make them hate me.

>>Parents decided to have Christmas at our house that year. Lots of distant family
>>Stay in my room with the door locked.
>>Pissed in cans and ate poptarts
>>Missed Christmas dinner and all of my presents were sitting under our tree until two days after Christmas when I was sure that all my family was gone and I finally left my room
>>Mother and I had a serious talk about my antisocial behavior

>>1972322
>she comes into my room
>"anon, get out here and stop being so damn rude, everyone is asking about you"

that feel

>hate my cousins, aunts and uncles
>grandma invited them all including me to her house every holiday
>constantly make up excuses not to go
>this year she made it a point to say "i'm inviting you formally in person to come to easter dinner"
>don't know what the fuck to do
>hate being around them so much
>they know what i'm doing by now at least

>>1972294
do you jizz ants

>>1972337
I would just pretend to be asleep when I heard my mothers footsteps coming towards my room. The walls were paper thin or something because I could hear my family going 'And wheres Anon? Is he hiding or not feeling well'.

>>1972337
>try to live a peaceful existence
>society won't let it happen

>back in high school
>lunchroom and outside courtyard overcrowded with people
>loner, awkward as fuck
>go to library instead, all tables have people sitting at them
>spend lunch periods in the bathroom every day from the on

>>1972337
This. Why do people think it's rude?
"anon, do you think you're too good for us?"
"anon, why do you hate everyone "

Shit. I just don't like listening to everyone talk shit about other people because thats all that happens when all of you get together and talk.

I'm leaving r9k.

Seriously.

You guys are fucking pathetic.

>>1972415
If you think this is pathetic you never belonged here in the first place.

>>1972266

Well no real secret, she was an uber slut and I was so fucking desperate that I'd flirt with anything, plus I find I can relate to super slutty chicks. She was a 4/10 so I felt I was on her level so conversations were easy.

>>1972419
This board was good before all the /b/ outcasts migrated here. Now, every thread is filled with spaghetti and emotional teenagers; even /v/ would be ashamed.

>>1972413
dump people talk about other people
mediocre people talk about stuff that happens
intelligent people discuss ideas and thoughts

>>1972415
really, the best thread on here in weeks

>be 16, 4 years ago
>recently lost small group of friends
>decide that fuck it I can't deal with people anymore
>every lunch
>every free period
>hell every opportunity I could take to skip class
>go down to the creek behind the school and live in my own fantasy land
>literally didn't speak to a single person at that school socially for 6 months
>I was lonely but content
>that feel when changed school and everyone wants to talk to you because you're mysterious
>why.jpg

>>1972477
ohohoho

read these from /v/
i knew i saved them for a reason


http//pastebin.(COM)/P9ucYcuF

>riding the bus
>not sure whether I missed my stop or not
>want to ask the driver about the route but I'm too afraid
>muster up all of my courage and walk up to the front of the bus
>"e-e-excuse m-me, wha-a-at stop does this bus stop at because im not su...mumblemumble"
>bus driver looks me in the eye
>"You serious kid?"
>turns on the loudspeaker in the bus
>"Hey everyone, this RETARD doesn't know what stop this bus reaches!"
>entire bus erupts in laughter
>people poining at me, everyone calling me a moron
>bus driver stops the bus in the middle of the road
>"Oh god, I don't even want you here"
>opens the door
>"Get out. Just get the hell out.:
>too stupid and scared to move
>he pushes me out of the bus with his foot
>drives away
>come to class hour late
>teacher yells and tells me he never wants me to come back
>lock myself in the school bathroom and don't come out for 3 hours

>>1972555
It sounds like bullshit but this is the thought process every foreveralone beta has when he is afraid to ask for something.

>>1971538
We are.

mutebloxx

>tfw your only conversation partner/friend thinks you're worthless scum

these stories make me so horny
god i would love to take one of you betas and make force you into raping a 8/10 and masturbate from a distance

>>1972671
Cleverbot is a whore.

Weeks ago...
>too alpha to stop fucking girls
>dick hurts like motherfucker at the end of day

>reads thread
>there is no way people can be this bad

And I thought I was an aspie. Christ...

This thread needs more beta
"sadly", I have nothing to offer it

>next door neighbor is always outside smoking
>He constantly starts conversations with me even though it's clear I'm just trying to get into my apartment
>I never leave my apartment before 10pm now
Oh god help me

>returning books to library
>standing in long line at desk
>realize drop off bin to my left
>too embarrassed to leave line
>continue waiting so no one thinks I'm weird

Could have been done in one minute, but ended up taking ~20.

>know how to sign
>ignore everyone
>pretend to be deaf when strangers ask me for the time etc

>>1971819
it's your fault for being a total fucking freak

>>1970230
But I hate video games.

And yes, I browse /v/.

>First day of university
>In class
>Girl makes eye contact with me as we go in
>Drop out

>>1972169
>>1972213
hahahahaha luv u /r9k/.

Mine:
>Have job interview with some shitty company scheduled for yesterday at 5PM
>For summer internship in Business IT analysis
>Already had phone interview with them, this one is over Skype
>Feeling particularly socially anxious today
>Start questionning myself and my shitty resume/experience
>Decide to take a nap at 2 to see if I would feel better later
>4PM alarm, I say fuck it and go back to sleep
>Wake up when they call my cell to ask why I missed the interview
>Don't pick up
>Ohgodivemadeaterriblemistake.jpg
>Fuck it, no regrets
>Ignore their call, voicemail, and emails
>Add them to email filter so I don't have to worry about seeing any more emails from them which would make me feel like a failure
>mfw that was one of my best chances of having a summer internship
>Glad I didn't have to talk to them anyway

Oh well, it was in the middle of fuck nowhere Wisconsin anyway.

This is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thread I have seen on r9k for at least 10 minutes.
;_;

>>1972202
>Hi anon btw some friends came by to have xmas dinner with us all and their daughter is about your age!
Fucking hate that sentence and all it implies.

This thread is me in a nutshell
nutshellblox

>window cleaner comes
>have to stealth around the house so I'm not seen
>TOO MANY WINDOWS
>HE'S EVERYWHERE

>>1970879
>>1970879
i do this shit because i always find DOSH in the ground when doing it.

dem shiny coins man

>realize I'm afraid of people
>Drop out of university

>>1971787
>>1971787
how do you say ":)"?

what the fuck?

Man, some of these are brutal. I feel bad for you guys. I have social anxiety disorder and an avoidant personality, but it was never as bad as to piss in a bottle to avoid roommates and such. Goddamn. Either way, here are mine:

>kindergarten
>teacher passes out scissors
>I didn't get any
>too afraid to tell the teacher
>start crying

>elementary school
>afraid to pee in school bathroom
>usually just hold it all day
>one day I can't hold it
>testicles suddenly descend and I man up
>piss in school bathroom
>that wasn't so bad.jpg
>still avoid pissing at school when possible all the way through high school (I probably went to the bathroom at school 15 total times from K through 12th grade)

>a few years ago
>have a job with a cubicle
>even if I pack a lunch, I always leave the building at lunch time
>bring my packed lunch/go to drive through then drive to strategic, empty parking areas

I have an office now where I can close the door, but if I go out, I have pre-planned areas to park my car depending on where I pick up lunch. I simply will not get food somewhere where I can't take it to my car and eat it in a quite spot.

>present day
>go to store because I need something
>turns out they don't have it
>feel like I have to buy something or else people will think I was stealing stuff
>buy something I don't need

>>1975803

"Colon left parenthesis"
Or "smiley face" (alternatively, go fuck yourself for saying that)

>>1975856

Fuck, I meant colon right parenthesis.

>>1970143
>know you have to leave the house in some hours
>feel like puking the whole damn time

>be 21
>be a Saturday
>home alone
>be at my house playing vidya as usual
>be starving haven't eat for 24 hours because vidya
>has to go to somewhere to buy food
>take my coat
>when i was about to go out i looked through the window
>MFW; i saw my hot teenager neighbor and her boyfriend sat on my car hood making out
>i waited there for 3 hours until they leaved
>after eating i fapped to the tough of being her boyfriend

pleasekillme

>>1971787
>>1972134


omfg, this is sad

>>1975905

wait this is even more sad, they sat on your car for 3 hours and you just watched them while starving?

>>1972169
>can't exactly say no
Why the Dickens not?

>>1972134
>mfw nobody even tries to approach me
I think I do a good job of looking surly/grumpy.
Because I am.

>walkin home from work
>lad i work with tags along
>oh ffs
>shittest mundane small talk imaginable
>tell him im goin to see my mate to get something off him
>turn right
>as does he
>oh fuck no what is this
>get to 'friends house'
>i havent seen him for about 10 years since school
>try to wait at door for a bit and wait for workmate to continue on his way
>mfw he stands at the gate waiting for me
>knock on door
>"friend" answers
>spagetti everywhere
>ask if i can borrow spyro the dragon for ps1 (only game i remembered he had)

jesus christ guys
bloxiox

>>1975905
You should've set off the car alarm (using the remote), then posted the results on Youtube.

mfw reading this thread has made me realize how bad my social anxiety really is

>roomate has girlfriend over RIGHT now
>haven't eaten in 20 hours
>too afraid to go out into the kitchen
>lock my door and starve

It's threads like these that make me wonder what would happen if every arcanine was prescribed Xanax.

Stay [r9k], [r9k].

Some of these stories are quite painful, how do you people even get so fucked up?

People don't usually try to talk to me. I usually just have to take detours around campus/through buildings to avoid areas with a lot of people.

I also don't use an elevator if I see someone ahead of me getting in or waiting.

Jesus you guys are beyond words.

>be in subway
>miss stop
>try to go back but go further instead
>damn, go back
>8/10 hahaha you suck at directions don't you, you went there then there and here again....
>hum. Yeahthat's kinda stupid isn't it
>Wait a second ! how do you know I did that
>....hum.... because I did it too
>laugh
>talk
>ask her number
>gf for 2 years

It's ok to be ridiculous or to do stupid things as long as you take it as a joke/ don't look like a beaten puppy when someone talks to you.

>Drive to subway
>Lots of people inside
>Go home angry that I wasted gas

>Parents go on holiday
>They ask me to check on my grandparents
>Can't use the phone due to anxiety
>Turns out my grandad died
>Family hates me for not calling
>Can't tell them why I didn't call

I sat there with the phone in my hand for two hours trying to psyche myself up to make the call.

You guys are so fucking pathetic that I can't stop laughing. Jesus fuck, this thread is great.

OP here. holy fuck this thing is still going. I'm sure glad there are others like me out there.

Anyways
>annoying people from Amnesty International all over my campus trying to talk to you every time you walk by
>right outside the doors I need to go to my class
>have to wait behind a tree until someone else comes along and they become engaged in conversation, then I skip past with my hoodie drawn
>15 minutes late for both my classes today

>Take english class
>Have to give presentation at end of semster
>Do all my work whole semester
>Don't show up for presentation
>fail class

not sure how the fuck i'm going to get any kind of english credits..

>>1970237
Now that I see it written out, I see that it's fucking retarded.
...I need to rethink my life.

Wow and i thought i was the only one that was on this level

>don't know anyone in high school when i first transferred there
>Don't want to eat lunch in the cafeteria
>every day i eat in the bathroom
>can't stand it, so i just take my lunch and eat it while walking around the hallway (it was a pretty big school)
>teacher tells me that i have to go to the caf. or i will be put in in-school suspension
>next day i get suspended for walking around and eating

Fucking hated highschool.

dun know if this qualifies but heres one

>driver side door on my car is fucked up, doesnt open on either side
>have to crawl out thru the passenger side like a jackass every time
>pretend to be on my phone or waiting for someone or something if someone is around so they dont see me

>be in 1st grade
>have to piss so bad
>go into hallway and see entire 4th grade class about to go to bathroom
>turn around and piss myself as i was walking back to class
>everyone probably noticed but i didnt tell anyone

>Walking home from highschool
>See a group of students in my year standing around up ahead
>Duck inside a store for ten minutes, waiting for them to disperse
>Mfw they're still there
>Sneak back outside and take an alternate route around them, ensuring they will not spot me
>Get home 1/2 hour later than usual, parents pissed

>Professor forgot to hand me my test.
>Too beta to ask for it.
>Lost the test.
>MFW I still passed that course

>sit in bathroom alone every day at lunch time to avoid being judged by other people
>Realize I can fap with internet connection on my phone
>Lose a couple pounds from skipping lunch
>Stays off

All is well

>on my way to class
>see two girls trying to get people to sign a petition in the hallway
>nope
>turn around and walk the other way around the whole campus so they won't say anything to me

>working on project with group
>girl in group is leaning over to look at notes from another person in the group
>her ass is about five feet in front of me
>oh sweet jesus, dem mesh shorts
>realize that I might look like a creep, even if I stare for half of a second
>take out phone, pretend to text until she sits down
>I glance up to check if she's done looking over the notes with my other group member
>she's moving her butt, very slightly, side to side and is alternating her weight from one leg, to the other
>I keep locking and unlocking my phone to appear busy

I never ate lunch through all of highschool and I masturbated in the bathrooms everyday.

It's not logical, but reading this thread makes both happy and sad. Sad because I can relate to these things to a certain degree. Stories like this
>>1975210
>>1972411
>>1972105
>>1971287
>>1970979
>>1970223
I can relate to and understand the anxiety. Happy because I've been socializing and trying to appear more inviting. It feels good, but I still overthink things.

>really close friend ends up in hospital
>want to go visit him
>drive to hospital
>about to ask nurse which room he's in, suddenly 9/10 girl is only person I can ask
>nope'd right out of that, went back home
>next day ask him for room number and drive back to hospital for a visit

>>1970886
>This group work isn't actually graded, btw.

Keep repeating this to yourself and it may become true.

Here goes, i'l try to write down as much as I can remember, and sadly 100% true.

Grades 1-6
>too scared to ask to go to the bathroom, pissed pants multiple times in class. My insides fucking hurt trying to keep it in.

Highschool
>Skipped classes that required "teams"
>spent breaks in library
>spent lunch break walking alone outside
>if pencil broke, kept quiet. -no more writing for me i guess
>girl openly admits she loves me multiple times, i stare at floor. keep quiet. After a few months she asks what my problem is, keep quiet until she leaves me alone.
>constantly picked on, fuck highschool

College
>buy wrong book for class, to scared to return it. Drop out
>failing ETHICS, teacher tells me: "just give me any reason to make you pass the course" I say i'l get back to him, but drop out instead.
>spend two/three hour breaks sitting in a park nearby, even in winter when it's freezing

shopping for groceries... I could write a paragraph but won't.

>be in a bus
>cute girl from class see me
>sit next to me
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>too fucking nervous to talk
>sweating like a pig
>start mumbling some shit
>what did yo said anon?
>anon?
>hahahaha this is where i leave hahahahaha bye bye
>
>oh god where the fuck am i
>have to take a taxi in the end

and i never take that route again

Oh god, I feel for every single one of you guys.

Bump for more feels.

>go to nightclub with friends last weekend
>have to give driver's license to door guy to get into club for some inexplicable reason
>forget to pick up license on the way out
>don't go back to get it. Wait in line at the DMV for four hours for a replacement, instead.

>college
>miss a biz. com. class at the beginning of the year
>teacher calls me out for not having a viable excuse for missing class the next day
>drop the class immediately after

>>1970189
reverse situation here, but then she wouldnt stop talking and she never answered her phone when i called her later. maybe its that creepy rapist vibe.....

>>1971949
>None of this stuff really matters but videogames and reading books are the only things i have. I can't be terrible at videogames.

I know that feel bro.

I'm not usually like that (I'm beta, but not that beta), but I do have one story like this.

>Last month
>Go to Friendly's with some friends
>Not only had I eaten dinner already, but I was pretty broke, so I just ordered a sundae.
>Terrible at making decisions, so I was sitting there trying to figure out what I wanted on it until the waitress came over
>Friends ordered food, I asked her to come back in a few minutes
>She comes back, I still have no clue so I order the first thing that I look at: a strawberry cheesecake sundae
>Not in the mood for it
>As I wait for it to come, I kinda want it
>Waitress comes back, we have no more strawberries. Do you want something else? Reses?
>I assume she just means topped with it, so I say yes
>Brings over some Reses sundae
>I don't want it. At all. Pretty much back to square 1 with what I want.
>Accept it with a smile because I feel like I caused enough problems
>She walks away, friends laugh at me for the entire ordeal, because they can tell just what I did without me saying it.

>long time friends want me to go out with them
>they always go to this club where they know the owner and shit
>go there
>bouncer sees me and gets up
>get out he says
>b-but m-my...
>look guy, get the fuck out, this ain't a place for you, now go before I get angry
>he gets all up in my face
>okay.jpg
>turn around, leave
>buy couple beers
>drink alone watching a dam
>text friends I felt sick and couldn't go

And I really wanted to go, because I like hanging out with those people, they're cool, have lives and never make fun of me in my face so these couple times of year when they get together I can feel like a normal social kind of person

>>1981776
I only use the underground paths at my uni, you can go anywhere with them and its dark and not many people use them.

You guys need to realize that 9 times out of 10 people don't wanna talk to you. And 9 times out of 10 when they do they are only doing it because they want/need something, and as soon as they realize you can't get what ever that may be they will leave you alone in an instant.

Also, just wear headphones a lot.

I'm going to start this comment with: I think diagnosing yourself with mental illnesses is stupid and more often than not it's gunna be wrong.
That being said, I used to be the most beta socially awkward kid in the world. I was an avid /r9k/ greentext contributor. Then I realized many of my problems could be explained with a mental illness. I went for a check up, and was diagnosed with Schizophrenia. Went for a second opinion and was given the same answer.
They gave me a prescription and now I'm actually normal. I can handle social situations easily and I even enjoy them.

Most likely you're just beta, but maybe you should find out if it can be cured.

Off the top of my head a bunch of small situations from school come to mind.

>teacher taking attendance on first day
>teacher mispronounces my name
(my name isn't that weird but people seem to have a tough time with it because it's spelled differently)
>don't correct them
>called the wrong name all year

>group project
>told to make groups of 4
>there's an odd number of kids in the room
>one group needs 5 members
>I don't have any friends so I'm always the fifth member thrown onto a random group
>never say anything or interact with the other people in my group

>love art and general creativeness
>really good at drawing
>take the advance art class in highschool
>after you complete a project you're expected to describe what your art means to the class
>drop class after a week because I can only answer with "I-I... I don't have a reason f-for making this."

also
>went to the library every single lunch for 3 years so I wouldn't have to deal with social situations for that 45 min block of time
>never had a book so I'd always browse
>this is how I read every Edgar Allan Poe story, six or seven Stephen King books, 3 Shakespeare plays, and numerous other things I wasn't interested in

>Have to get wisdom teeth taken out
>Too anxious to call
>Still have them to this day
Same goes for anyone I have to call

>>1970460

>if you're not hideous

That's half of /r9k/ exempt, then.

>arrive in town distant from my home for first day of a new school quarter in winter, moved into a new apartment complex
>in the process of taking out the trash, I lock myself out, didn't notice that the door handle's interior secondary lock was latched and renders the door un-openable from outside
>wearing a t-shirt and pajamas, empty pockets
>roommate won't be there until god knows when
>wellshit.jpg
>immediately reject the idea of asking other tenants for help or trying to contact anyone
>begin walking instead
>walk for 10 hours randomly around town
>when night comes it's about 30 degrees, need to find a burrow to sleep with the newspapers I've accumulated
>find a nice children's playground in a park with castles and shit with small woodchip-floored space to hide in underneath the platforms
>shit's cold and I can't sleep
>10 hours of doing nothing and hoping it doesn't rain later, I return to my apartment, find my roommate there and act like nothing happened

>Doctor prescribes me lorazepam to help me sleep
>They double as anxiety pills
>Start taking them in the day instead of at night
>Maximum alpha that whole week
>Run out of pills
>Too beta too call back and ask for more/equivalent

>>1987028
I'm surprised you didn't get mugged. Or hypothermia.

I imagine what a community arcanines this akward living together would be like.

>>1987044
I learned the value of socks that night, since I didnt have any on. I also never leave my apartment without my keys now even for just a few moments.

>off school due to illness for a few weeks
>teacher tells me I missed a group presentation that counts towards my grade and i'll have to do it alone
>keep delaying it because too scared
>teacher tells me dont worry, there are 2 other kids that need to do it too
>spend my lunchtimes with them for like 2 weeks planning presentation
>do presentation with them despite being scared shitless and get a B
>find out a few days later the 2 kids had there grades already and had volunteered to help me so i'd have the condifence to do it

>Can't play online games because of fear they're judging me/I'll let the team down
I try to sometimes but I usually disconnect before the game loads

>>1983693

>Grades 1-6
>>too scared to ask to go to the bathroom, pissed pants multiple times in class. My insides fucking hurt trying to keep it in.


I am in college and I still do this. Having to piss early on in class means I am going to have a very uncomfortable time. By the end of class, I am shaking in my seat. I think people notice, but they don't look back at me (I always sit in the back). I've always been paranoid that they think I'm jerking off.


I've started reducing my fluid intake in the mornings, so it happens less often.

>overthink EVERYTHING
>question my own behavior
>conclude answers to them too
>do this for long enough
>suddenly reasonable answers to every social situation
>for some reason turn really sociable
>people actually like me
>turn ridiculously beta at every social situation I'm unknown with

>be unemployed and too beta to search for jobs
>mom manages to find a job for me
>first day at work
>I have to learn all the stations apparently
>background noise is so loud I can barely hear them talk to me
>fuck up station after station
>one of the guys gets mad after he's given me the same exact instruction for the 30th time and I still fuck it up
>stops talking to me
>don't know what to do
>countless hours later, they tell me I can go on break for dinner
>quickly pick up my stuff and proceed to get out of there
>one of the guys I worked with sees me, tells me the day isn't over yet
>tell him I quit
>oh god I don't remember the way back home
>almost end up calling my mom so she can come get me
>decide not to, find my way home after a while
welp

>>1987130
I know this feel.

I never call the medic.

> Need to write a letter to the exam committee to be allowed for certain courses (was locked out)
> It's a high-stress thing, don't know why
> Put off until deadline passes

> "Well, at least I'll have the letter ready for next semester"

fml

>>1987130
>>1988427

First time playing Bad Company 2

> Be revived by medic bro
> Die again 3 seconds later

Haven't played a game with medics since then.

> Try Battlefield 3 (or.. 4?) beta.
> Medic bro revives me
> Disconnect from the game because I don't want to let him down by dying

Also, dat anxiety when clicking 'find match' button in SC2.

>don't shit for days because you have to get out of your room and talk to roommates
>wait for roommates to leave on friday night for weekly shit session

>>1988446
I'd revive you again and again, because that's just more points for me.

>me being a 5/10 fem
>go to beijing to study for a while
>have a 8/10 room neighbor
>try to act alpha and greet him one morning
>he remembers the name of my friend and walks away
>mfw I have been avoiding him ever since
>arrive late to class
>buy supplies for my room so i dont have to go out
another from the same college
>having class with many ppl from different countries
>half of my class are girls, rest boys
>most of the girls in my class are 7/10
>try to act alpha and go clubbin'
>I was the only one alone among 10 couples
>always invent excuses so i dont have to go out again

>>1988549
>8/10
>chink

I don't think he was, not to the non-weaboo female population

>>1988562
i didnt explained myself, i stay at a building just for foreign students

>get off bus a few blocks away from my house every day after college
>once every two weeks some retard kid gets off who lives near me
>try to talk to him
>he grunts and walks off
>he starts walking really fast and basically runs home
>next week i say hi
>he walks infront of me really slowly
>cant overtake him in fear his retard ass might attack me
>forever fearing for my life

>femanon
>going to post-prom pool party
>(didn't attend prom)
>pool party is at like 12am
>16, don't have my license yet
>boyfriend is 16, also attending party, can't be driving past curfew, can't come pick me up
>one of my friends who is 18 and also attending the pool party offers to pick me up after prom
>he comes
>I get in the car
>For some reason at that moment I remember that he had been nominated for Homecoming King 2-3 years in a row
>suddenly feel ridiculously nervous, I'm a beta fuck who for some reason decided to care about social hierarchy at that moment
>Everything went better than expected because we're actually pretty okay friends
>this story sucks

I have a cell phone, only people to text would be my parents or best friend back home. Anything having to do with girls I pull it out and pretend I'm texting or doing something important.

>First/last college party I went to in October
>Girl I was interested in there, friends knew, tried to get me to talk to her
>Unknown to me, she knew I was interested
>Realized she was when she tried to talk to me, all I could say was hi
>My friends left me, started dancing with other people
>Girl started dancing, grinding on other guys at party
>Couldn't take it, was into the girl for a couple months, left party
>sat outside in 40 degree weather for 4 hours until friends left
>even worse, they thought I left party with someone else, was left at party 25 miles away from our campus
>had to come back and get me.. WITH THE CAR OWNED BY THE GIRL I LIKED

never going to another college party in my life.

>>1987807

I reduce fluid intake as well in college. Only half a cup for breakfast 8am, and a cup of fluid for lunch. This holds me to about 5 in the afternoon when my classes are done. this ensures that i never have to bathroom in public and only in my apartment.

>>1971204
>same situation
>can't go to bathroom or eat anything
>hide in my room all the time
>can't take it no more
>keep paying the rent but practically live at parents 50 kilometers away

>>1987122
They sound like pretty cool people, those 2.

>>1988343
Are you me? I'm exactly the same way. It's scary.

>need to go to store because out of cigarettes
>dawn trusty baseball hat and hooded sweatshirt of whistling unwashed sorrow
>approach car, little boy about 4 or 5 standing on sidewalk right next to it
>"Hi mister!"
>avoid eye contact, hop in car.
>am boxed in, he stares at me the entire time while i try to get out of my parking spot.

much cndchi indeed, captcha.

>>1987130

I know that feel. I used to only play against bots in TF2.

Having said that, though, I was pretty much addicted to BGs in WoW, but that was probably because I twinked all my chars so it was easy to win.

> be in highschool
> in a conversation with some dude and this girl im in love with
> im not contributing to coversation, as always, just there
> topic of homecoming dance comes up
> guy says " hey you and anon should go to homecoming together!"
> girl says " yea! dont u think we would make a great couple anon?"
> this is my chance to be with my dream girl, dont fuck up
> beta mode engaged
> freakout that she might know im madly in love with her
> " uhhhh i dont think so..."
> tfw she has saddest look on face
> tfw i missed my chance
> tfw 5 yrs later i still love her
> tfw wtf was i thinking...


>

>going in club with two bros to meet with the girls (and girl I liked)
>massive litres of diarrhea leaking drop by drop in my underwear
>disappear in front of the club, batman style
>''No time to think, just find the nearest shadowy corner''
>Release the Kr-
>''OH BOY.''
>diarrhea all over the wall, everyone could see us from all those car beams
>wipe my ass in nearest tarpaulin
>go back home
>take a shower

>i give more fuck about date than being humiliated by group of douchebags for shitting in the parkland

>>1989502
>>1989502
And yeah, I fear using public toilets.

>>1989316
shit. ouch.

maybe message her or something....

>>1989524
how the fuck could you fear a public toilet more than shitting in a public room...with people watching.....

just, what.

>>1988446
Dont worry, i love people like you, it gives me tons of free points. Play on bro, play on.

This is one of the best threads I've seen on here in a while. Thank you to everyone who posted.

>be fat
>go to boarding school
>get bullied
>stop eating
>lose 50 pounds
>everything went better than expected (except that i also lost my mind)

I just want to say I love you guys. You're my only friends.

>>1988904
>femanon
>boyfriend
>going to party
What the hell are you doing here?

>"Do you have a resume?"
>Completely cease all contact

My first weeks in university I'd eat sandwiches in the toilet cubicles of the most empty buildings because it's the only place where I could be alone.
Luckily I found a park nearby, so everyday I'd go there and find the most hidden bench to eat. I'd also use the paths where I'm the least likely to be seen.
I'd still take out my notes and pretend to be busy reading so I don't look like some weird guy just eating while staring at trees, if someone would be watching.
Now I have my own place nearby and I walk 30min at lunchtime to eat there, everyday.

If I shower late and my hair is not dry when I have to leave, then I skip the whole day.

>>1991513

Ever heard of one of these?

I know that feel regarding guests coming over and preventing me from leaving my room. I've had to switch to locking myself in the bathroom as of late since my parents bring the guests up to me now.

I don't know why people want to see me, all they ever say is "oh look how tall you are/I bet it's good studying medicine at uni." Longest I've spent locked in the toilet was 7 hours when some guests came over and refused to leave until they met me, I went to sleep in the tub until they finally had to leave or they would miss their flight. Parents weren't too happy about that but they weren't surprised either.

>be a femanon
>read all the socially awkward threads on /r9k/
>I'll talk to people on omegle to make them feel less socially awkward!
>put /r9k/ in interests
>find someone
>"Hi."
>"hi"
>"so."
>They disconnect
>Dat feel when I'm just as socially awkward.

>hungry as fuck and roommates friends are in living room where the front door is and it would be weird if they hear me leave through the back door
>wait a couple hours to see if they leave, decide to climb through window to back porch instead.
>get pizza, climb back through window.
>roommate comes in a bit later and says he smells pizza
>pokerface.jpg

>Enjoying this thread
>Suddenly stories involving "clubs" and "bfs" and "trying to talk to girls" comes up

Get out normalfags

>Not afraid of doing anything sexually at all
>Terrified of all other interaction
>Never get sex as a result
>Die inside because I'm a sex hungry maniac

Although I've had girls sleep with me with maybe 10 spoken words between us. It is very very very rare but it's happened and it was enjoyable.

>mfw standing next to a seat on a bus, effectively blocking it
>mfw people are too beta to ask me to let them sit there

>>1991738

Attention Normal-fags, femanons, and anyone whose ever stepped foot in a club

>>>/soc/

>Roomates having a party downstairs.
>Know they're going to come upstairs and get me, the lock on my room doesn't work.
>Go into bathroom that has working lock, set up my comforter in the tub with laptop.
>Browse /r9k/ as they invade my room trying to find me, eventually they give up and assume I'm at the library or something.
>mfw they never noticed the bathroom was locked

just asking, are you guys really that bad? Because I'm a kissless virgin with no friends etc. and I get angry at myself at not starting social interactions. Just tell me you're not making this socially awkward penguin shit up so I can feel better.

>Attempting college
>English professor calls me astute and he enjoyed my paper
>Blush and stutter out a "thanks"
>End of the year and I'm losing momentum
>Crap out some shitty paper
>Get a bad grade on it
>Can't even look at it to see where I fucked up the most, feel like I let him down
>Just throw it away as soon as I get outside

>>1972593
First time I took the bus the driver made fun of me because I didn't know the fare.
It's not just imagination.
And everytime you read normalfags on internet they're very aggressive, snarky, judgmental. If you show any weakness they'll exploit it. At every occasion they will put you down.
People really are something to be afraid of.
We are mean beasts.

I can't think of anything specific, only that I'm missing out on doing a lot of things with my life right now because I'm too anxious around other people.

>stay in room all day, except to go to work
>have two roommates, they're almost always home
>have only sat down in our living room twice
>cooked in the kitchen once
>most days don't get to use the bathroom/take a shower because I don't want to run into them in the hallway
>pretended to be sick all last week so I wouldn't have to talk to any of their guests
>working a shitty job ATM because I can't stand the thought of going around to different places and being interviewed
>leaves me too poor to have my own place

WHY

This isn't as pathetic as these stories, but genuinely happened.

Don't give a shit though, I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck about your club night or whatever, so getting a response from me rather than being ignored you should consider yourself lucky

>>1991952
I can guarantee you there are only one, maybe two stories in this thread that are fake.

We know that feel.

>teacher gets angry at another student for talking
>drop the class because I don't want to be near angry people

Fuck most of these stories I can relate too, Is there any meds or anything to help this?

>>1991955

I do this too, if I get a low grade on a paper I can't even look at it, just throw it out if it's below 70%.

ATTENTION:

GET XANAX OR KLONOPIN PRESCRIBED TO YOU. IT WILL HELP WITH THIS SHIT. I PERSONALLY CALL EM "DONT GIVE A FUCK" PILLS

Seriously brah.

>>1970189
This is glorious.
My sides are expanding.

>>1970852
Cute as fuck, nevertheless...

>Never say "Exuse me" when people are in my way
>It rustles my jimmies when people say "excuse me" because I always take care to allow people enough room to pass, so I take it as a passive aggressive attack on my decision to stand where I am standing
>I take it as an insult when they say it, and stare at them with contempt as they walk by
>Always afraid someone else is psycho like me, so if I need to get by someone I just squeeze through and invade their personal space or take a long way around

>mfw when I can relate to every single one of these and have experienced most of them

>Physics course in Uni
>None of my friends are in my lab period
>Labs are fucking ridiculously long, and you aren't given much time to do them
>Need partners to split the work
>Only times I've had partners is when people come in late and ask to work with me
>Other times I just sit at empty tables and try completing the labs myself
>Last time a kid sat at my table, then stood up grabbed the second chair and took it to a table that already had 2 people
>Fuck... Now nobody could work with me even if they wanted to because there is no chair
>Be doing very well in course, failing the lab section because it's impossible for one person to finish them in time

>>1975865
You know you got anxiety problems when you read this and your heart rate elavates.
Fuck!

I bet you losers would be too afraid to hit on me

>>1971777
you know you don't HAVE to do it alone. you could bring your dad or whatever. plus if you're alone they might feed you; at least the buddhists, hindus, and sikhs will

>>1992605
nice face, brah

>>1992744
I was going to make a 10/10, would fuck picture out of that, but I seriously couldn't bring myself to do it.

Holy hell, that is one ugly son of a bitch.

duckface/10, wouldn't fuck if you paid me

>>1992744
Get out of here mom

Pencils...in 2010...
Use pens son, god.
Always have backup utensils too, or an electronic means of storing information.
Or just you know pay attention and integrate the information into your knowledge....

>>1981780

cool story brah

>>1989316

shit this made me cringe big time

>in college
>pee shy
>discover bathroom in admin building is never busy
>only ever use that bathroom for 3 years

Man, I thought I was bad, but you people need help. Seriously. I'm not being insulting, I mean really, you need help. Like, therapy or meds or something. Nobody should ever have to live like this.

Bumpin for moar stories.

>bloxursox

>>1992311
I ended up with some oxycodone last year. It worked great until I realized I was addicted. That shit is really addictive, man. So I quit that. Now I'm back to paranoid and socially anxious. I'm afraid to start up with benzos of any kind now that i've been addicted, maybe I'm predisposed to addiction.

>>1988383
this is the reason i'm scared to get a job.

>>1988549
>me being 5/10 fem
>fem

stopped reading there.

Holy fuck. this shit is actually depressing reading some of these posts. How do you people fucking SURVIVE? Afraid to fucking sneeze or something? but totally open on the internet about it? It's just getting irrational

>see girl I met through a mutual friend, I think she's really cute/good girl/intelligent/etc
>I'm at the computer room with my friend, she walks in, I notice her, keep looking at the computer, while she finds a seat to the far right of us, pretend not to see as we leave
>same day, me and my friend go to the library see that mutual friend (so 3 of us sitting together)
>we're talking, mutual friend waves to her as she walks in the library, she waves back to him
>see her, turn back to my two bros pretending not to notice, continue talking

beta as fuck
i didnt care then,
but i realized i avoided her because i didnt want to be seen as awkward
fml it was more awkward not to acknowledge her, she prolly thinks i dont like her at all. whatever, i got a good laugh at myself later in the day when i realized how dumb i was.

Seruritybumpage.

>order food at restaurant
>waitress got my order wrong and brings me something I didn't want
>eat it anyway because she's cute and I don't want to confront her about it
>she realizes her mistake when she brings the check, apologizes and offers to pay for the food
>I smile and say it's ok since I was so hungry I could eat anything
>she looks at me like I have a zebra growing out of my head

I even left a tip.

>>1987130
Oh god i know this. My hands start to shake and i cry because i think about how shit i am.

Bumping with my shitty stories

>first grade of school
>have diarrhea
>too beta to ask to go to the bathroom
>end up shitting my pants
>go home, my pants are soaking wet with liquid shit, it was horrible
>what was worse, is that some other people found out about it and made fun of me for it until next year

another one
>go to friend's house
>ring doorbell, he's not at home
>too retarded to do anything so I wait around
>ended up waiting for 4 hours, in which time I didn't contact my mum so she got really pissed of at me
>the friend wasn't at home for some reason which I can't remember now

>>1992744
You're right, I would be. I'd be afraid you'd say yes.

>go to dad's house
>go in kitchen for water
>hear him talking to some woman while he moves through his room
>go in back room with washer
>realize they could come in there
>walk through back door quietly
>sit on back steps
>left iPod in there
>wait ~5 minutes for them leave
>go back inside
>get water and iPod

>be in uni
>have to call the prof to inform him what assignment topic I've chosen
>too anxious even to call
>procrastinate
>never call, fail the assignment
It was a fucking phonecall. Fuck.

>>1999141
>go to dad's house because my bench is still there and I want to lift
>his girlfriend or whatever is in the porch, where my bench is
>says nothing
>keep my back to her the whole time

Separately
>walk into dad's house
>he's eating lunch with some woman
>walk straight to the back door and leave

>Been talking with bros on Counter Strike
>hear suite mate in bathroom
>Need to pee but he probably thinks I'm weird by now
>Go down to common room to use public shitter just to avoid contact

>sisters friends in kitchen
>better pee later

>>1999167

>Sisters friends in kitchen
>take shirt off and walk in with boxers
>mfw they ask me what im doing later

>>1972294
>> i have learnt to co-exist witht the ants
get it right godammit!

>on psn
>mw3
>have mic set up
>say nothing other than the occasional "fuck you"
>some alpha dude says, "hey faggot where you from"
>turn ps3 off

> afraid to look people in the eyes
> walking to uni classes
> tfw it feels like everyone is looking at you
> tfw you never look up to avoid eye contact
> tfw head is always down

>Someone opens a bag of chips
>Too beta to ask for some

>tfw You just would love nothing more than to stay home and live a quiet, solo life
>tfw It will never happen

>>1970949
oh god I know that feel

>miss first class
>running late to the next weeks class
>get to the door, door is at front of class
>60 people already seated all looking forwards
>oh god i have nobody to sit with
>freeze with hand on door, drowning in sweat, turn and flee back into the city
>tfw I couldn't face the accusing eyes

>Decide to wear short sleeved shirt under jacket
>8/10 sits by me in class
>Extremely skinny and scared to take of jacket and display flimsy arms
>boil

>>1992744
Not for a fine piece of ass like that. I'd muster all my will in order to tap that.

>19
>still live with parents
>parents are getting a divorce (however the family has been dysfunctional for +5 years)
>never have a real relationship with Dad
>never wanted a relationship with Dad
>he wants to have a relationship with me; won't drop it
>this forces me to hibernate in my room
>i let his actions affect me
>piss in bottles
>go all day without eating on weekends

:(

I can't wait until this is all over. Then, I will probably realize how stupid this all is, but everything is easier when viewed upon in hindsight.

>>1999684
Oh yes many times I've had this happen, but it wasn't because a girl sat next to me. I just was afraid of looking too skinny for some reason

>>1999734
F that, I don't want my cold sweats to be so obvious

FUCK

I know all these feels. I can relate to all these feels ITT. Fuck off normalfags, you don't understand what it means to feel this way.

Does anyone else have an anxiety disorder and/or OCD?

>that feel when normalfag with good life
I will never have a story to contribute to these threads

>In res at uni
>Miss orientation
>Don't know anyone
>Only paths taken are too exit and bathroom.
>Use common room sink only at night
>Still get odd stares by people who don't think I live here

>>1999538
I keep my chin up with a good posture because people won't notice me as much if I look normal.
If your head is down everybody will be judging you for that, guaranteed.
Buy nice cloths, shave, shower. It helps.

>>1999826
>Scared people will notice if I start wearing nice clothing

>>1972555
>>1972593

Oh shit this is fucking spot on
I know that feel
This is how I think
Even though I know it is ridiculous
I still think it anyway
fuck

>See someone I know while walking
>hide behind bush so they don't see me
>"Hey anon"
>pretend not to hear them
>they walk over to me
>"Hey anon, what are you doing over there?"
>I stammer out "H-Hey I g-gotta go to class"
>run away

hahahaha what the fuck
i'm an aspie fuck but i haven't done anything this bad since i was in elementary school

normalfag here

i wish you awkward bros would house with me. i'm quiet and do my own thing. i'm trying to learn a little programming so i'd get your input on that when you were available. could give you some coaching to get more confident when we both had downtime. you know, if you wanted

>>1999891
Then you're not an aspie fuck.

>>1981780
It's a disease and disorder. If that happened to me, and they said that to me, I'd proabably start to cry and run away.

>>1983693
>shopping for groceries... I could write a paragraph but won't.

Oh fuck bro I know that feel. Shopping for grocery is the worst. I had a panic attack last time I went to the grocery store, and I had to leave my cart and just run out of the store. There's so many people and they're all rushing in a hurry and so many people oh god

> be gay
> have a boyfriend
> i'm not fem or camp at all
> be friendly and chatty to girls
> they think i want to fuck
> they get creeped out

Holy fuck, stop having such a high opinion of yourself. It's awkward to have to either say "I'M GAY" for no apparent reason, or else to have you thinking I'm creeping on you.

Fuck. Aren't faggots meant to have lots of girl friends?

>Walk into wrong classroom at uni
>Don't realize until it's started
>Too beta to leave (Dem eyes)
>miss my test in actually course next door

>called the wrong name all year
oh god this feel
this fucking feel

all the time. Even some of my friends still call me by the wrong name. And now its been so long, i'll just look like a fucking weirdo if I bring it up now.

>>1999955
Just say "x reminds me of something my boyfriend does"

>>1999883
know that feel
>See girl you know
>can't talk to girls, any conversation would be more awkward than ignoring them
>escape to bathroom to avoid conversation
>fap

>>1999984
Good God, this man is a genius

>>1999822
>Live on res at uni
>don't know anyone
>eat in cafeteria as soon as it opens so no one sees me eating alone
> or just starve

>>1999955
when i was in high school some girl tried to talk to me and i told her i was gay to try and get her to stop talking to me
it didn't work

>>1992143
Yeah and even if some are fake the feel is very real. We all know that feel. We all know these things happen in real life, as they happen to us. We all crippled by our anxiety our insecurity our fears our weaknesses.

>>1993902
That feel when anxious to seek help. That feel when too afraid to get therapy. That feel when even if I did go to therapy, I would be too nervous to talk to the guy, and would just mumble something then leave.

>>1999990
I use a modified version of that technique when I'm talking to girls so I can make sure they know in advance I'm cheating on my wife and there will never be a relationship

i'm reading up on schizophrenia and everything except the hallucinations applies to me
fuck, i don't want to be crazy :(

>Be in high school
>Me and my only also socially awkward friend are walking to his house
>Notice three girls are up ahead in our path
>nope
>turn around and take the long way to his house

>back in highschool
>two lesson test
>not enough rulers
>teacher asks if I can share mine with girl in front of me
>just wait till next lesson to do any question requiring a ruler

>>2000080
>everything except the hallucinations applies to me

If that's true then you probably have schizoid, not schizophrenia. The real defining thing about schizophrenia is the hallucionations, so if you don't have them you don't have schizophrenia.

>>2000097
oh, sweet
how do i stop being crazy?

>>2000100
I don't know. Probably therapy. But I was always too beta/insecure/anxious to ever try to do it so I don't know.

I know that feel bro.

>oral presentation in front of whole class
>can't breathe anymore
>pretend i haven't done any work, to stop the nightmare
>teacher doesn't even look at me, just says to go back to my sit
>class in awkward silence

>on bus
>guy asks me what I'm listening to
>spaghetti starts pouring out of my pockets
>"uuhhh you know m-music i guess.."
>get off 4 stops early and have to walk home in the snow

>In highschool
>don't have many friends
>don't want to be seen alone at lunch
>stay in bathroom all lunch


>get licence, parents let you use spare car
>spend lunch driving randomly around town for for same reason

>Waiting at bus stop
>Doodling in sketchbook
>Guy comes up and comments on my drawings
>I just try to brush them off
>"Can I look through your sketchbook?"
>Im tired, irritated, hungry, and just want to be left alone
>"I... well... I dont....Id rather you dont"
>"Why? Youre drawings are pretty good"
>Think that hes going to ask me about every drawing and just want to avoid talking and I just wanted to draw
>"I just dont want you to"
>"Its just Ive traveled around and I havent seen anything like that before"
>Spend the next 40 mins trying to defend my decision and not look like an asshole
>The guy thinks Im an asshole
>Got even more awkward when the bus was full and he had to sit behind me
>Started to hand him the book to try and fix things
>Hes pissed because now I will show him
>He doesnt want to look because Im an asshole
>I begin to explain that Im just tired and hungry and irritated
>He doesnt care anymore and just stops looking and talking to me
>Spend entire bus ride realizing this would have been avoidable if I just let him look at it.