He doesn't always steal bikes, but when he does he prefers mine.

He doesn't always eat chicken, but when he does, he prefers DEM SHITZ FRIED!

He doesn't always have a job, but when he does, he's late.

He doesn't always drink Kool-Aid, but when he does, it's grape.

He doesn't always feed his family... no seriously, his family is starving.

He doesn't always hang from a tree, but when he does, he uses rope.

He doesn't always pay his bills, but when he does, it's only half.

He doesn't always fuck white women, but when he does, he prefers dem fat hoes.

He doesn't always chicken but when he does it's fried

poasting epic bread

Someone fucking archive this!

someone archive this

He doesn't always smoke cigarettes, but when he does, they are menthol.

He doesn't always graduate high school, but when he does, it's with a GED.

he once held a job ... just to see how it felt

He doesn't always fuck white chicks, but when he does, they have good credit.

he doesnt always eat fried chicken, but when he does, its churchs

He doesn't always buy food, but when he does, it's with Food Stamps.

roasting in an septic thread

POSTING IN AN EPIC NIGGER

He doesn't always go to jail to jail, but when he does, it's because DAT HO DISRESPEKED ME

He speaks thai in ebonics

He once paid child support... just to see how it felt.

He doesn't always listen to music, but when he does, he prefers it obnoxiously loud.

He doesn't always have aids, but when he does, he gives it to black women.

He doesn't always sell things, but when he does, it's crack.

He doesn't always rap, but when he does, it's hurwh rhgwuhr urghrwweertsa wuht

he doesn't always drive with a licence ... but when he does its suspended.

When he chooses alcohol, it's always a 40

he doesnt always commit crimes, sometimes he sleeps after drinking his malt liquor

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he doesn't always drive with a license ... but when he does its suspended.

He can fuck 18.5 white women per hour. He is the most interesting nigger in the world.

Aids comment FTW

this thread is making me touch myself, it is so full of win

>>150319645
epic

He can fuck any woman without screaming rape, he is the most interesting nigger in the world

Former Egyptian president Anwar Sadat officially named him his Ace Boon Coon.
He is the most interesting nigger in the world.

He doesn't always ride the bus, but when he does, he sits at the back.

he likes his greens collard, his kids at his baby mommas house, and his job to be nonexistant. he is the most interesting nigger in the world. (yet, just like every other one)

AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM LOLING MY DONG OFF
he doesn't always impregnate, but when he does, he's gone.

He doesn't always Pokemon, but when he does, I heard he prefers Mudkipz

He doesn't always ride a bike, but when he does, he steals it.

>>150318433
>>150318559
>>150318212

Faggots or OP

He doesn't always eat fruit, but when he does, he eats watermelon.

He doesn't always use the internet but when he does...scratch that, he never does

>>150320780

agreed!

He doesn't always go to broadway productions, but when he does he prefers The Color Purple

He doesn't always win a foot race, but when he does, he's Kenyan

he doesnt always hang out on the block, usually hes locked up. and when hes not, you can bet your cracker ass he is selling crack, drinking grape koolaid, eating fried chicken, fucking our women, and drinking special ordered dos equis 40s.

His family tree is extending faster than the universe.
He once stole his own bike, just to see how it felt.
He lives vicariously through Grand Theft Auto.
He is the most stereotypical nigger in the world.
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Old English 40oz malt liquor."
"Eat watermelons, my niggers."

>>150321327
fucking lold

He can turn water into malt liquor. He is the most interesting nigger in the world.

He doesn't always drive a car, but when he does, DEM RIMZ

He doesn't always dance, but when he does... he's good. Very good. FRAK.

when he raises his hand you know its way strong

he doesn't like to be called Toby, but when he does, he prefers Kunta Kinte.

He doesn't always pick crops, but when he does, it's cotton

>>150321498

you sir....Just won the internet!!!!

He had consensual sex once. Just to see how it felt.

He can beat 9147.3 prostitutes in one minute. He is the most interesting nigger in the world

lol.

He doesn't always slap his bitches, but when he does it's because she didn't pay him.
He is the most interesting nigger in the world
Stay /b/lack my friends

When he goes to the movies, he hoots and hollars. He is the most interesting man in the world.

>>150321498
holy shit.
so much mother fucking win.

he doesn't always smoke weed, but when he does, it's schwag

In the late 80s he made 27 million dollars cornering the DC crack market. An ill-conceived record label, several aborted restaurants, and 20 years later, he is now stealing rims off of cars in the Wal Mart parking lot to get $40 so he can pay back Marvin down the street.
He is the most interesting nigger in the world.

>>150319575

lol it sucks that you ruined it

>>150324003

Fail!!

He could 'jack yo ass up' just because you looked at him, or because he hates white people.

Either way 'yo shit is rockd'

He goes to church at 10:00am Sunday morning. . .and gets home around noon on Tuesday.
He is the most stereotypical nigger in the world.

>>150324690

What you talkin bout cracker?!!?

HE DOESN'T ALWAYS FUCK PROSTITUTES, BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE ARGUES THEM DOWN FROM $15 TO $8 FOR ORAL. HE IS THE MOST INTERESTING NIGGER IN THE WORLD.

God, someone screencap or achive this

He doesn't always run, but when he does, it's from the police.

already got the pdf

He doesn't always rape, but when he does he prefers underaged white girls.

He can count to 12 pieces of fried chicken, wihout taknig off his shoes.

He can trade 6 food stamps, for 2 food stamps.

He can't pass a firefighters exams that all the white guys can, but he got them to throw out the results anyway.

He is the most typical nigger in the world.

HE DOESN'T ALWAYS DRIVE A CAR, BUT WHEN HE DOES, HIS FRIEND "KENNY" LOANED IT TO HIM AND THE IGNITION IS BUSTED SO YOU GOTTA START IT WITH A SCREWDRIVER.

HE DOESN'T ALWAYS SMOKE WEED, BUT WHEN HE DOES, IT'S CRACK.

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GOGOGO!

This is gettin old

He was paroled after being sentenced to life in prison w/o parole. TWICE.

He always prefers DAT ASS, but he always DAT ASS

poor nigs chewbacca

He doesn't always get women pregnant, but when he does he runs away.

Mp niggas

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>>150316202

your a fucking idiot

He doesn't always run for president of the united states..but when he does he pretends to bring change

>>150331019

LOL

He may not be the most hard working of your livestock, but donkey cant pick cotton.

He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, the police detain him then severely beat him for no apparent reason.

Once, he didn't run from the cops. Just to see how it felt.

loafting in epic bed
moar!!