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Stranger: hi

Stranger: my pleasure

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Stranger: i suppose you are male

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Go to her /b/

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Stranger: d

>>398069182
its a bot you fucking idiot

Wow. An Omegle topic that is actually humorous. OP is not a faggot. Keep em coming

Stranger: hey1
You: Okay
Stranger: okay what?
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: hmm... ok
Stranger: so whats ur name?
You: I understand
Stranger: me too
You: Sounds good
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Stranger: M or F?
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Stranger: *good
You: Okay
Stranger: ok! u are so booring! -_-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like South Park.

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: ASL?

You: Thanks for coming.

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: iTS YOU AGAIN!

You: Okay.

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: Hi

You: I understand

Stranger: Me too

You: Thanks for coming.

Stranger: No problem.

You: Okay.

Stranger: Your welcome.

Beat this:

You: Thanks for comming
Stranger: suck my dick???
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Stranger: sweet come get in my pants
You: Okay.
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Stranger: ok is that all u say
You: Thanks for comming
Stranger: wtf
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Stranger: yeah i did cum '
Stranger: for u
You: I understand

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like A Clockwork Orange, and South Park.

You: Thanks for coming.

Stranger: no problem, it was free

You: I understand.

Stranger: You are very right.

You: Okay.

Stranger: I am cool.

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Stranger: Coconut.

You: Sounds good.

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You: Thanks for coming.

Stranger: You are a bot?

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Stranger: Nigga.

You: I understand.

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You: Sounds good.

Stranger: Dont feed losser trolls.

lulwut

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You: sure, why not?

Stranger: u

You: sounds good

Stranger: lol

You: i understand

Stranger: u r male

You: okay

Stranger: gay

You: sounds good

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: thanx for coming
Stranger: mongo
Stranger: asl
You: sounds good
Stranger: yep
You: okay
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
You: i understand
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Stranger: asl
You: sounds good
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: no
You: Okay
Stranger: what are you doing now
You: I understand
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: m/f
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Stranger: f
Stranger: you
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: ok
You: Okay.
Stranger: are you horny
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: tell about you
You: Okay
You: Sounds good.

Stranger: 17 f usa
You: Sounds good
Stranger: are u a guy??
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: well, are you?
You: Okay
Stranger: 42
Stranger: my dick is 8 inches
You: I understand

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You: Okay
Stranger: greece?
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: :P
You: Sounds good
Stranger: :O
Stranger: asl
You: Thanks for coming.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: <3
You: Sure, I understand.
Stranger: :d
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Stranger: im angry bird
You: I understand.
Stranger: is that a problem
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: r u a machine
You: Sure, why not?
You: I understand
You: okay
You: Thanks for coming
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: stop
You: Okay
Stranger: lets talk
You: Okay
Stranger: :(
You: I understand
Stranger: r u teenager
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: fuck off yaa
You: Okay

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Stranger: hi
You: thanks for coming

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: sounds good
Stranger: wut
You: thanx for coming
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

captcha: censure

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Stranger: hi :P
Stranger: there
Stranger: here 17 f dutch
You: Thanks for coming
You: Sounds good
Stranger: whats up
You: Sure, Why not?
You: Okay
You: Okay
Stranger: what is your name
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Stranger: here kristin
Stranger: nice meet u
You: Thanks for coming\
Stranger: wanna cam with me im lonely
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Stranger: add me here
You: Okay
You: I understand

mfw I made a business deal. Its from ankor wat
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: No problem
You: Okay
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: First order of business
Stranger: The merger.
You: I understand.
Stranger: What are your views on merging with Americorp?
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: Good
You: Okay.
Stranger: Second order of business, muffins. We need a new muffin boy
You: Okay.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I understand

Stranger: everything?

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: haha ok :)

You: Sounds good

Stranger: yepp!!

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: do you have an isnstagram?

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: whats ur name i will follow u

You: Sounds good

Stranger: so whata ur name??

You: I understand

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hwi

You: okay

Stranger: Mwe a baby

You: i understand

Stranger: Be my mwommy

Stranger: Please

You: sure, why not

Stranger: Yay! *claps hands

You: thanks for coming

Stranger: Mwommy Mwe thwirsty

You: sounds good

Stranger: cwan me have mwilk

You: okay

Stranger: *climbs in shirt

You: i understand

Stranger: *drinks and drinks and drinks

You: sure, why no

You: why not*

Stranger: Kiss me mwommy

You: okay

Stranger: *cuddles against Mommys chest

You: sounds good

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi im male 13 usa im looking for a female with kik skype or oovoo with a nice bodey asl please

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: asl

You: Okay

Stranger: okay wat

You: Sounds good

Stranger: lol got skype kik or oovoo

You: I understand

Stranger: wtf

You: Thanks for coming

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: No thank you
You: Sounds good
You: ...
Stranger: Do you have a broken dishwasher because you sent it to us
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: Asl
Stranger: Jk
You: Okay
Stranger: AWKOTACO
You: I understand
Stranger: boobies
Stranger: I just made it more awk
You: Okay
Stranger: i is a girl
You: Sounds good
Stranger: Hbu
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: are you a girl or a boy
You: I understand

>>398073646
>>398073646
That was a good one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey :)
You: Okay
Stranger: ASL?
You: I understand
Stranger: what??
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: i'm so confused
You: Thanks for coming.
You: Okay.
You: Okay.
You have disconnected.

It's not so funny.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey! are you a HORNY GIRL? cam on Skype/Oovoo ??
You: Thanks for coming
You: okay
Stranger: k
Stranger: u f?
Stranger: from?
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: u got skype?
You: Sounds good
Stranger: whats yr skype name?
You: I understand
Stranger: good
You: Okay
Stranger: yh
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: yr skype?
You: Sounds good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi m 13 bi looking for a guy or girl to skype with idc wat age
You: Okay
Stranger: Wats ur skype
You: I understand
Stranger: ?
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: ?

This isn't working for me...

Guys this is really, really hard

Stranger: asl?

You: Sure, why not

Stranger: Hi

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: Your welcome

You: I understand

Stranger: Completely

You: Okay

Stranger: Troll?

You: Sounds good.

Stranger: k bye

Stranger: hi, 21 m here :P looking for a girl to chat with on skype or msn u up for it :P ?
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: skype or msn :P ?
You: I understand
Stranger: ok ...
Stranger: well ?! :P
You: Sounds good
Stranger: do u want to go on skype or on msn ?!
You: Okay
You: Thanks for coming
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol.

This nigga racist?

Stranger: hey

You: Okay

Stranger: what?

You: I understand

Stranger: fu

You: Sounds good

Stranger: I know

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: let's do it

You: Sounds good. Thanks for coming

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Okay.
Stranger: f or , ?
Stranger: m?
You: Okay.
Stranger: okay
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: Okay
You: I understand.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: M OR F ??? FUCJ
Stranger: FUCK*
You: Thanks for coming.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Okay

Stranger: hi

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: ha ha

You: I understand

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: do you speak chinese? i don't speak english.

You: Sounds good

Stranger: thank you

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: a little

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: my name susan, from china

You: I understand

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I've gotten like 15 where they disconnect immediately when I say something. Too many people are doing this lol

this one was amazing:

You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: 18, f
You: Okay
Stranger: you're welcome. you?
You: Sounds good
Stranger: age
You: I understand
Stranger: whats your age?
You: Okay
Stranger: am horny. interested in sex chat?
You: Sounds good
Stranger: lolk. where are you from?
Stranger: wanna pound my wet pussy?
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: 14?
You: Sounds good
Stranger: ???
You: Okay
Stranger: meaningless.
You: I understand
Stranger: ok.
You: Okay
Stranger: dickhead.!
You: I understand
Stranger: yes, you're.! you don't actually understand anything.! fuck off cunt.!
You: Thanks for coming

>>398066032
Cinco party snoozer!

keep this alive at all costs. I got another goon one soon

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Thanks for coming!

Stranger: Your welcom :)

You: I understand

Stranger: Me to

You: okay

Stranger: ok

Stranger: Like Lady Gaga?

You: sure, why not?

Stranger: me too :)

You: sounds good!

Stranger: Yes A re you a Little Monster or you just like her music?

You: I understand

You: okay

from the same man who brought you >>398075729

Stranger: hi
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: ur welcome?
You: Sounds good
Stranger: huh?
You: I understand
Stranger: yes u do
You: okay
Stranger: so ur dad says hi. he was great funlast night
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: mmhmm he tastes reallllllyyyyyyyy good
You: Sounds good
Stranger: mhm we going againg tonite. u understand now
You: I understand
Stranger: good. understand this. U KNOW KNOWING DOUCHEBAG
Stranger: *NOTHING
You: Okay
Stranger: what is wrong wit chu?
You: okay
Stranger: what is wrong wit chu
You: I understand
Stranger: i bet ur dad raped u when u were young, and ur mom watched and u think ur sooooooooooo cooooool being all
"I UNDERSTAND" and crap
You: Sounds good
Stranger: mhhmmm it duz
You: okay
You: I understand
Stranger: do u speak english?
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: well i speak spanish.
Stranger: so read this
You: okay
Stranger: vete a tomar por colo
You: I understand

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: thanks for having me
You: Sure, why not?
You: I understand
Stranger: i dont understand anything
You: Sounds good
Stranger: SOunds GREAT
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: sure
You: Okay
Stranger: kk
You: I understand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: ?
You: Okay
Stranger: ok
You: Okay
Stranger: ok
You: Okay
Stranger: okay
Stranger: creep
You: I understand
Stranger: ?
You: Okay
Stranger: the fuck
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: ur gay
You: sounds good
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: homo
You: sounds good
Stranger: it does
You: Okay
Stranger: no wonder why no loves u
You: I understand
Stranger: u do
You: Okay
Stranger: i
Stranger: u want my address?
Stranger: and phone #?
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: # - 911, address - your mothers house
You: Sounds good
Stranger: giv me a call ;)
You: Okay
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: cuming
You: Sounds good

You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: country girl looking for country guy
You: Okay
Stranger: so are you country
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: what do you like to do and how old are you
You: Okay
Stranger: truthfully
You: I understand
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: like what are your hobbies
You: Okay.
Stranger: okay whst
You: I understand.
Stranger: what
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: what sounds good im confused you wont answer my ?
You: Okay.

>>398077531
Hahaha

Stranger: f?
You: Sounds good
Stranger: :S
Stranger: stupid
You: Sure why not?
Stranger: am asking female ?
You: I understand
Stranger: so waht female or male ?
You: Okay
You: I understand
Stranger: lo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: stupide
Stranger: bye gay

Stranger: hi

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: oko

Stranger: :)

You: Okay

mfw I got a virtual blowjob
Stranger: horny for some dick
You: Thanks for coming
You: Sounds good
Stranger: gimme some dick
You: Okay
Stranger: want it in mai mouth nao
You: I understand.
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: its oaky
You: Okay

Stranger: Hi.
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: You're welcome.
Stranger: Do you loves it?
Stranger: Loves it.
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Okay
You: I understand
Stranger: Yes.
You: Okay
Stranger: Beddi beddi goot.
You: Sounds good
Stranger: Go make me some curry.
You: Okay
Stranger: Arab asshole.
You: Sounds good
Stranger: I'm so sorry for your loss.
Stranger: Loves it.
Stranger: Arab anuses.
You: I understand
Stranger: Do you loves it?

Lolwut

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Should I write a story about a rich 69 year old grandfather raping his shy 18 year old granddaughter? Then, over time she'd welcome his advances and fall deeply in love with her grandpa. Thoughts?

Stranger: YES!

You: I understand

Stranger: please write

You: Okay

Stranger: you should make it so

Stranger: that the gramp doesn't know its his granddaughter

Stranger: at first

Stranger: then he finds out

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: then they have mutant babies

You: Sounds good

Stranger: and they terrorize the earth

You: I understand

Stranger: they shoot lazers out of their mouths

You: Sounds good

Stranger: and crave human flesh

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you only agree?

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: you only agree?

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: fucking bot

Stranger: role play?

You: Sounds good

Stranger: be my babysitter

You: Okay

You: I understand

Stranger: hey who ever i am having trouble in sex ed class can u help?

You: Okay

Stranger: show me everything

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: waiting

You: Okay

You: Sounds good

>>398078530
>To spice things up, I tried it in the answering questions part

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: good to be here

Stranger: now for the matter at and?

Stranger: *hand

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: My client has... made a large
investment

You: Okay

Stranger: in your "Flameo Hot Dog" brand of hot dogs

Stranger: however

Stranger: my client

Stranger: is not pleased with the, to be frank,
disappointing quarter

You: Sounds good

Stranger: no

Stranger: no not good at all

Stranger: you see

You: I understand

..They haven't disconnected yet

another fine one:

Stranger: hey m 18 usa
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: ya np
You: okay
Stranger: u can leave
You: sounds good
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: bye
You: okay
Stranger: the disconnect button is in the bottom left
Stranger: click it twice
You: sounds good
You: okay
Stranger: thanks for coming
You: I understand
Stranger: we get
You: thanks for coing
Stranger: hey guess wh
Stranger: t
You: okay
Stranger: im gay
You: sounds good

Stranger: Hi. 22 m usa

You: Thanks for coming

You: Okay

Stranger: no problem

Stranger: what are the door prizes?

You: Sounds good

You: Okay

Stranger: NOoooooo

You: I understand

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f? :)

You: sure, why not.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Im surprised we haven't had any /b/tards running into each other yet

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Thank you for coming

Stranger: same to u

You: sound good

Stranger: hmmm.............

Stranger: 20 m u?

You: i understand

You: okay

Stranger: wht do u mean?

You: sure, why not?

Stranger: m/f

You: okay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi. 12, female, USA here. Got a problem with my age? Then disconnect.


You: i understand


Stranger: So you dont mind?


You: sure, why not?


You: thanks for coming


Stranger: Lol. Np. So asl?


You: okay


You: i understand


Stranger: Wtf?


You: sounds good


Stranger: mkayy.


You: okay


Stranger: ...

Stranger: Hi

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: no problem

Stranger: where are you from?

You: I understand

You: Sure why not?

Stranger: eh?

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: Sounds good

Stranger: please, tell me where are you from?

You: Sure, why not

Stranger: dude, please!

Stranger: its easy!

Stranger: where is your home?

You: Okay

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: fuck you bitch

>>398077531
Thats fucking awesome

You: Thank you for coming

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


>OH SHIT NIGGA

>>398077319
epic

bump

Stranger: im a sluty female who is soo horney and whats a man over 16 to tell her what to do
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: im naked on my bed
You: Okay

ITS NOT WORKING

>this person is retarded

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi asl

You: Okay
I understand
Sure, Why not?
Thanks for coming
Sounds good

Stranger: ?????

You: Okay
I understand
Sure, Why not?
Thanks for coming
Sounds good

Stranger: Thanks for coming I guess

You: I understand

Stranger: Ok asl

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: Wat is your age and gender

You: Okay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: sure
You: Okay
Stranger: yup
You: Sounds good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hold on. What the fuck. Somebody try to archive this, it isn't working for me.

Go here: http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Stranger: hiiii
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: m or f
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: ur a s l
You: Sounds good

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: HI

Stranger: I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH DOGS DO YOU

You: Sure why not

Stranger: :)

You: Okay

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi.

You: Okay.

Stranger: What...?

You: Thanks for coming.

Stranger: Oh. Uh, thanks for letting me stay, I suppose...

You: Sounds good!

Stranger: Shall I go?

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: I thought we were having a backwards conversation.

You: I understand.

Stranger: I am feeling well.

You: Okay.

Stranger: I am also bored.

You: Sounds good.

Stranger: I think I should bleed.

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: Great. :)

You: Thanks for coming.

Stranger: Bye. :)

You: I understand.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: im cat
You: sounds good
Stranger: meow
Stranger: meow
Stranger: purrrr
You: I understand
Stranger: meow?
You: sure why not
Stranger: purrr
You: sounds good
Stranger: meow miao
You: okay
Stranger: purr
You: sounds good
Stranger: meow meow mel
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: meow
You: sounds good
Stranger: purrr
You: I understand
Stranger: phhhhh
You: okay
Stranger: meow ?
You: okay
Stranger: meow meow purr purr

Stranger: Hi


You: Okay


Stranger: Ok.


You: Okay


Stranger: Alrighty then


You: Ok


Stranger: Fine


You: Sure, why not?


Stranger: Ok


You: Sounds good


Stranger: Yup.


Stranger: Kill


Stranger: Yourself


You: Thanks for coming

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: looking for horny 16 year old girl or younger to skype cam with

You: Sounds good

Stranger: r u?

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: really?

You: Okay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


>FOR GOODNESS SAKE WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT THE FBI COPYPASTA ON THE LIST

>>398080359
need just 4 more

>>398080710
NO, this is not archive worthy, you newfaggot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fucccckkkky fucky l0o0onG tImE
Stranger: fucccckkkky fucky l0o0onG tImE
Stranger: fucccckkkky fucky l0o0onG tImE
Stranger: fucccckkkky fucky l0o0onG tImE
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooo
Stranger: oink
Stranger: oink
Stranger: mooooooooooooooooooo
You: I understand
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>>398075729
>>398075729
lololol

Alright, I'm going for dinner, this thread better be alive when I come back

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I think i win
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>>398080941
>Contributes nothing
>Bitches

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Just got some random person's info.
Do with that you please, if at all.

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People are fucking stupid.

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>>398081385
Yup. I lurk, and I bitch. Still doesn't make the thread archive worthy

been reading through

found it quite funny

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>mfw this thread

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>wut

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>>398082750
i lold

desperation at its finest

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>>398081940
Nor does it make your opinion worth noting. By the way it's archived, and you can't bitch and lurk at the same time

Thanks for coming

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Stranger: How old r u?
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>dont know what the fuck she talking about but it mightbe something

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>OH BOY HOW I WISH HE WAS DOING IT

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>MAXIMUM TROLLING!

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>Jackpot

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You have disconnected.
>I... I.. failed...

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bump

>>398084621
Too much win.

i started out trolling this girl, then it turns out she lives about 15 minutes away from me.. fml..

I started talking about Billy Mays and maintained it for an hour. He was a chill dude

>>398066032
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Stranger: huh?
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Asl

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You: Thanks for coming
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You: Oky
You: SHIT
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Stranger: thanks for comming
You: You lose too.
Stranger: okay

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Stranger: I understand
You: okay
Stranger: Okay
You: sounds good
Stranger: Sure, WHy not?
You: thanks for comming
Stranger: I understand
You: sounds good
Stranger: Okay
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: Sounds good
You: okay
Stranger: okay
You: I understand
Stranger: Sure, why not?
You: sounds good
Stranger: Oky
Stranger: SHIT
You: thanks for comming
Stranger: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Stranger: You lose too.
You: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: OH FUCK YOU.
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SHOW UP EVERYWHERE?
You: Okay
Stranger: I HOPE YOUR SORRY ASS FUCKING BURNS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>398086827
fuck you nigger

>>398086851
Hello, friend.

lol

You: Thanks for coming
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: Yea Ur welcome
Stranger: And thank u too
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: Asl
You: I understand
Stranger: Wat
Stranger: Juss wanna know a little info about u stranger
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: Bye Ur borind

Too fuckin' long
http://logs.omegle.com/8dc492

A rather peaceful encounter for a change:

You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: Hello i am a proffessional from the professional boob rating society, would you like me to rate your boobs?
You: okay
Stranger: Send me a link for a rate
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: Its completely proffessional
You: I understand
Stranger: Would you like it over email or link
You: Sounds good
Stranger: Okay
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: Yup
You: I understand
Stranger: Hahahahah
You: Thanks for coming

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Thanks for coming. Okay. Sure, why not? Sounds good. I understand.
Stranger 1: SOunds like a phone call
Stranger 2: i asked a question earlier and thats all people said
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: That is pretty funny
Stranger 2: well now i feel fucking out of the loop
Stranger 1: I don't know where its from

Stranger: hi hooooo
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: oh suure.
Stranger: do you like pancakes?
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: I dont... but I"M MAKIN WAFFLES
You: Sounds good
Stranger: Shrek reference.............?!
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: people like you make me lose all faith in humanity.

Nigger language

You: thanks for coming
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m f?
You: sounds good
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: bego lu
Stranger: gua gak nanya
Stranger: apa?
Stranger: mau ribut?
Stranger: dasar tolol
You: I understand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL what a twat.

Stranger: Hey asl
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: Exactly
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: No problem
You: Okay
Stranger: Okay
You: I understand
Stranger: I dont
You: Okay
Stranger: Its not you, it's me
You: Sounds good
Stranger: No
You: I understand
Stranger: 1234 I declare a thumb war
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: I'll tell you why
Stranger: Because your gay
You: Okay
Stranger: Yeah no dramas
You: Sounds good
You: Thanks for coming

HOLY SHIT.

THE CINCO FACE TIME PARTY SNOOZER

Stranger: Hi
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: No problem
You: Okay
Stranger: So what's up
You: I understand
Stranger: Understand what
You: Sounds good
Stranger: What!
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: Da fawk?
You: Okay

I've never been accused of this before.

Stranger: hello
You: okay
Stranger: cool
Stranger: whats your name?
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: huh
You: i understand
Stranger: sup /b/ro
You: sounds good
Stranger: 5 min?
Stranger: right
You: okay
Stranger: i saw the post too lol
Stranger: my dick just fell off
You: sounds good
Stranger: yeah it totally fell the fuck off
You: okay
Stranger: but it was only after i tied a shoe string around it
You: i understand
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you going to post this on /b/?
You: okay
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: /b/
You have disconnected.

>>398089550
1 & 2
That man needs to learn of 1 & 2

Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl?
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: Your welcome? :?
You: sounds good
Stranger: I know
You: okay
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: You MAD?
You: I understand
Stranger: That's nice
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: If ur a girl u can look at this pic of me^ if not then don't open it
Stranger: http://me2daythumb.phinf.naver.net/20110923_243/teen-top_13167415349808dVlb_PNG/teen-top_1316741534_
62373.png?type=w500
You: sure, why not?
You: thanks for comming
Stranger: U to
You: sounds good
Stranger: Noona neumo yeppo
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: Why am I doing this
You: I understand
Stranger: Me to
You: okay
Stranger: Okay
You: sounds good
Stranger: Bye annyeong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: Im naughty
You: Sounds good
Stranger: U like pics
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: number?
Stranger: I have a nice dick for u
You: Okay
Stranger: u m or f
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: Im bi

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: can you

Stranger: please

Stranger: do me a favour

Stranger: :D

You: Sure, Why not?

You: Okay

Stranger: :D

Stranger: can you please comment and like this

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwivlqDEo8s

Stranger: its my youtube :)

Stranger: hehe

You: Sounds good

Stranger: thank you!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ok, what should we do with the link?

>No.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Thanks for coming. Okay. Sure, why not? Sounds good. I understand.
Stranger 2: okay, so youre /b/ too
Stranger 2: fuck
Stranger 2: http://youtu.be/Hmh5qvrjtlY
Stranger 1: huh?
Stranger 2: spam the board with this in my name
Stranger 2: for i am Tobe

Stranger: hi
You: i understand
Stranger: wut

You: sounds good
Stranger: where
You: sure,why not
Stranger: taco

You: okay
Stranger: u want food
You: sounds good
Stranger: high five
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: dont leave
You: okay
Stranger: u need a hug
You: sure,why not
You: i understand
Stranger: come here (>^.^)>
You: okay
Stranger: u wanna be best firends
You: sure,why not
Stranger: ya come her let hug agin
Stranger: (>^.^)>
You: okay
Stranger: ya
You: sounds good

Stranger: ya wut ur name
Stranger: mines is niko

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: hey

Stranger: r u lesbian

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: yay

Stranger: u a girl right

You: Sounds good

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>398090569
We should raid it

1/X
German Fag Reports in

I'm pretty sure in this one I was more confused than the stranger:

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: sure, why not?
You: okay
Stranger: me 2
You: sounds good
Stranger: very well
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: locking poping
You: I understand
Stranger: soccer
Stranger: radio frequeccy
You: I understand
Stranger: zoo
You: okay
Stranger: me 2
You: sounds good
Stranger: all data reapeted
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: hhh also?
Stranger: loooooooozzzzzzzzzzz
You: Okay
Stranger: E=mc*c
You: I understand
Stranger: name
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: not again u r boring now?
You: I understand
Stranger: u r made
You: Okay
Stranger: okay me 2
You: Sounds good
Stranger: all data reapeted
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: u 3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: I like niggers


Stranger: No.


Stranger: I love them.


You: i understand


Stranger: You...


Stranger: you do?


You: sure, why not?


Stranger: Thank you, kind soul for your sympathy


You: thanks for coming


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

captcha: ookersic 69

You: thanks for coming

Stranger: on your face?

You: sure why not

Stranger: that works ill grab a rag to clean it up

You: sounds good

Stranger: could i stab you with a pencil?

You: okay

Stranger: ((((((:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>398092205
Sounds like a standard /b/ poster.

>>398091794
>>398090569

Sure, why not. We could raid the comments with those five distinct phrases and dislikes I suppose

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Girls.

You: I understand

Stranger: wht do u mean ?

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: ?

You: Okay

Stranger: ?

You: Sounds good

Stranger: ur a fkin computer aint u

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: yes or no ?

You: I understand

Your conversational partner has disconnecte

Any of you seen kelly?

2/X
German Fag

Why not a pussy?

Stranger: hi
Stranger: horny?
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: m/f
You: sounds good
Stranger: m/f
You: I understand.
Stranger: asl?
You: Okay.
Stranger: male or female?
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: tell me your gender
Stranger: ?
You: Okay
Stranger: bhosadi ke teri maa ka bur fadon bhag ja nahi to.........
You: I understand.
Stranger: fuck off

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 13 f
You: I understand
Stranger: U
You: Thanks for coming
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Girls.

You: I understand

Stranger: m or f

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: m or

You: Okay

Stranger: m or f

You: Sounds good

Stranger: m or f

You: I understand

Stranger: bye

You: Thanks for coming

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: bi male here

You: Sounds good

Stranger: are you?

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: prove kt to me. sjpw me ur dick

You: Okay

Stranger: im waiting

You: I understand

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: my pleasure
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: oh very good
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: so how u today
You: Okay.
Stranger: where are u from
You: I understand
Stranger: yeah me too
You: Okay.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: girl or boy
You: okay
Stranger: girl or boy
You: I understand
Stranger: i love u
You: sounds good
Stranger: lets have sex
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: can i lick ur boobies
You: okay
Stranger: roleplay
You: Sounds good
Stranger: ok u pic roles
You: Sure, why not

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like hockey.
Stranger: sup
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: no problem.
You: I understand
Stranger: i took time out of my schedule to be here, so.
Stranger: make it worth my while.
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: so, go on..
You: sounds good
Stranger: hockey team?
You: okay

Stranger: hi 14 f canada here
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: thankyou, i feel very welcomed.
You: I understand
Stranger: wonderful.
You: Okay
Stranger: alright
You: Sounds good
Stranger: :/ awks
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: um pardon? why not what?
You: Okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heya
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: howdy ?
Stranger: wht r ya up to ?
You: i understand
Stranger: what are you talking about?
You: sounds good
Stranger: seems awesome
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: i don't know, u tell
You: okay
Stranger: what do u mean by okay
You: i understand
Stranger: crap dumbasss
You: sounds good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy ASL
You: Okay
Stranger: ??
Stranger: asl?
You: Sure why not?
Stranger: say it
You: sounds good
Stranger: dumb ass
You: i understand

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Thanks for coming
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: I understand
You: Okay
Stranger: Sure, why not?
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: I understand
You: Sounds good
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Sounds good
You: I understand
You: Okay
Stranger: Sure, why not
You: Okay
Stranger: Fuck this I jus wanna have a conversation with a /b/ro
You: Sound's good
Stranger: Oka
Stranger: Y
Stranger: My jimmies are kinda rustled now
Stranger: This is going ITT
You: Okay
Stranger: Sounds good
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: I understand
Stranger: This is much less fun with someone who is also using the same phrases
Stranger: Bye bye /b/ro.
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: I understand.

You: thanks for coming
Stranger: hey /b/ro
You: ...
You: WHAT TIEM DUZ THE NARWHAL BACON
Stranger: old fag here. not interested in your faggotry

:*(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Poll: Brony (3) or non-brony? (3)
Stranger: BRONY ALL THE WAY
Stranger: but I'm a lady
You: Sounds good
Stranger: so do i count?
Stranger: mmmmm so many thoughts
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm just confused
You: I understand.
Stranger: like always
Stranger: would you like a hug?
You: Okay.
Stranger: HUG


..what just happened?

Captcha: Adyclea happens.

Stranger: hi
You: Thanks for coming.
Stranger: thanks for having me
You: okay
Stranger: sure
You: I understand...
Stranger: why not?
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: if you say so
You: sounds good
Stranger: thats what she said
You: Okay
Stranger: touche
You: sure, Why not?
Stranger: already used that one

>>398087246
This guy gets it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Okay.
Stranger: hello (:
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: 18/f
Stranger: horny
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: this is my pagne
You: Sounds good
Stranger: http://l2s.cc/gC5am
Stranger: u got a ... acbc,tount there?
You: Sure, Why not?
You: Okay.
Stranger: i'm going to gyett off h.ere & um setup my cam 4 you
Stranger: i will be waiting for u thpjere
You: I understand
Stranger: tlk to you tjuthere
Stranger: byee
You: Sure, Why not?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nigger tits

You: Thanks for coming Stranger: Male here looking for a female to trade naughty pics with You: Sounds good Stranger: Op is a faggot!! You: I understand Stranger: Stupid summerfag You: Okay Stranger: I aint even mad You: Sure, Why not? Stranger: No fucks will be given to u You: I understand Stranger: U cant even triforce supid 9fag You: Sure, Why not? Stranger: Fuck.with this neckbeard Stranger: Okay You: Sounds good Stranger: Sure, why not? You: Okay Stranger: Sounds good You: I understand Stranger: I understand You: Sounds good Stranger: Sounds good You: Okay Stranger: Okay You: Okay Stranger: Okay You: Okay Stranger: Okay You: Okay Stranger: Okay You: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay You: I understand Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Kay Stranger: I Stranger: O Stranger: Understand You: Sure, Why not? Stranger: Okay You: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay You: Sounds good Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Omay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Okay Stranger: Sounds good Stranger: I understand You: Okay Stranger: Sure, why not? You: Okay Stranger: I understand Stranger: Okay You: Okay Stranger: Potato You: Sounds good Stranger: Firetruck You: Sounds good Stranger: James? You: Sure, Why not? Stranger: okay You: Okay

Stranger: hi,m
You: Sounds good
Stranger: u f/m?
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: f ?
You: Okay
Stranger: m here and u ?
You: I understand
Stranger: u mad?
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: ok, buy

You: thanks for coming
Stranger: ok
Stranger: les't go
Stranger: baby
You: okay
Stranger: what's up ?
You: sounds good
Stranger: nice
You: i understand
Stranger: do you like rock ?
You: sure, why not
Stranger: yes
Stranger: rock is very fucking
Stranger: rock forever \m/
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: i understand
Stranger: What ?
You: okay
Stranger: é brasileiro ?
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: where are you live ? man
You: okay
Stranger: fuker
You: sure, why not?

>>398098484

I win?

Stranger: M 15 usa

You: thanks for coming

Stranger: What?

You: i understand

Stranger: Understand what? Haha

You: sounds good

Stranger: What does?

You: sure, why not

Stranger: What are you talking about?

You: okay

Stranger: Your either a troll or a bot i think yor a troll haha

You: i understand

Stranger: ...

You: okaay

Stranger: M/f?

You: sure, why not

Stranger: Haha well good day to you sir

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Okay.
Stranger: Hello
You: I understand. Okay.
Stranger: Not okay
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: I don't understand
You: I understand.
Stranger: Good for you, I'm lost
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: bye.
You: Thanks for coming
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Thanks for coming

Stranger: asl?

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: asl?

You: Okay.

Stranger: f or m?

You: I understand.

You: .

Stranger: so tell idiot

You: Sounds good

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: Thanks for coming.

Stranger: it was my pleasure

Stranger: literally

You: Sounds good

Stranger: forgot the period

Stranger: IDIOT

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: You're not clever bot. Stop acting like her

You: I understand.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Thanks for coming.
Stranger: You are welcome. How are you?
You: Okay
Stranger: What is your gender?
You: Sure, why not?
You: I understand.
Stranger: Me too.
You: Sounds good
Stranger: I love you.
You: Okay
Stranger: Good bye.
You: Thanks for coming.

captcha: aurora regift

Stranger: Hey

You: THANKS FOR COMING

Stranger: Yourwelcome

You: OKAY

Stranger: Yup

You: SOUNDS GOOD

Stranger: It is good

You: SURE, WHY NOT?

Stranger: It is

You: I UNDERSTAND

Stranger: Becuase I'm batman

You: SOUNDS GOOD

You: THANKS FOR COMING

Stranger: Im already here

You: OKAY

Stranger: So fuck you

You: SURE, WHY NOT?

Stranger: Alright then

Stranger: Lets get down

You: I UNDERSTAND.

Stranger: You Better understand

You: SOUNDS GOOD

Stranger: It is good

Stranger: Like your mom

You: SURE, WHY NOT?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: Yeah u horny?
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: I am to
You: Sounds good
Stranger: Wanna have sex
You: Okay
Stranger: Are female
You: I understand
Stranger: Are you female
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol
dis thread is still alive!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: thanks for coming
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: i understand
Stranger: asl
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: age gender
You: sounds good
Stranger: are u a fucking boy or girl u bitch
You: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

someones mad

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Survey: Would you ever consider dating a chubby chick?

You: Sure, Why not?

Stranger: Good to know. Thanks!

I am the winner.

You: thanks for coming
Stranger: We're here today to remember Janice and all that she was and will forever be...
You: okay
Stranger: Would you like to say a few words?
You: sure why not
Stranger: Go ahead
You: okay
Stranger: Dont be shy.
You: sounds good

IM A HERO
the picture i showed him
http://s7.directupload.net/file/d/2883/nb9crz2x_jpg.htm

Stranger: Hey
You: Okay.
Stranger: Okay. What?
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: What sounds good?
You: Thanks for coming.
Stranger: Wow you are just a nice guy.
You: I understand.
Stranger: Me too.
Stranger: We must never be together.
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: Our love is too dangerous.
You: I understand.
Stranger: Am I being clever bottles?
Stranger: *botted
You: Sure, why not?

>>398102614
>>398102614
>>398102614

lol'd so fucking hard

>>398102797
>>398102797
Fucking Jeff.
Always makes me jump.

>>398103572
Stranger: Hi
You: why not
Stranger: Asl
You: okay
Stranger: Y not wat?
You: sounds good
Stranger: Ya
You: okay
Stranger: Sure
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: Exactly
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: Any time I'll be back tommarow
You: Okay
Stranger: Alrighty
You: Sounds good
Stranger: Sounds fanfuckingtastic
You: I understand
Stranger: Like wise
You: Okay
Stranger: Okay
You: Okay
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Okay
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: Okay
You: I understand
Stranger: Me too under 18 = bad
You: Sounds good
Stranger: Yup
You: Okay
Stranger: K by fag

>>398103796
Stranger: hi I'm an up and comming photographer looking for real world girl next door talent jobs pay please respond if seriously interested
You: thinks for coming

>>398102797
That made me tear up a little. I am proud.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m india
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: yes
You: Okay.
Stranger: asl
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: aap kaun hai
You: I understand.
Stranger: u f india
You: Sure, Why not?
Stranger: yaar ab bata b do
You: Okay.
Stranger: kaun ho ap
You: I understand.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: i wanna pussy
You: Sounds good
Stranger: pussy
Stranger: more pussy
You: Okay
Stranger: in my penis
You: Sure, why not?
Stranger: I wanna see you
You: I understand
You: Okay
Stranger: lets go
Stranger: so
You: Okay...
Stranger: bitch
You: Thanks for coming
Stranger: how old are you

>>398104684
Ha, nice werk,