PART 2: The Legendary Shadowfang

>So at this point I’m curious about him and ask around about him
>What I learned from 1 day, the day after his introduction

>He apparently has a fully loaded 50 caliber sniper rifle concealed under his bed. He kisses it before he goes to sleep
> He has punched a tiger in the face
>He once survive in the wilderness for 2 weeks with nothing more than a sharpened piece of wooden table, a match, and fully nude in 20 degree weather (Fahrenheit)
>He once pushed a guy into a train and killed him while near a railroad track because the guy was hitting on his then girlfriend (the one who died).
>He has met and played with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Pink Floyd (he was 16)

>So, after learning these things, I kept a close eye on him

PART 3: Ninja Art - Fat Jutsu

>A couple weeks later
>No real new proceedings
>He’s being annoying and quirky in chemistry as usual
>Ive transferred into a photography class
>We get to walk around during 3rd period taking pictures
>Shadowfang has P.E. this 3rd period
>I get excited
>I walk over to the P.E. area
>There he is, sitting in roll call
>Teacher calling roll
>”Um...is ----- here?”
>Shadowfang bursts upwards and begins shouting
>”ITS PRONOUNCED SHADOWFANG M’LADY!”
>Teacher, hideously cranky sends shadowfang to office
>My friend and I burst into laughter and walk away
>Next day they are playing dodgeball
>Shadowfang doing his usual ridiculous thing
>Suddenly, while on the tennis court he takes Karate Kid pose
>Most people out on Shadowfangs team
>Shadowfang jumping and crawling around like a dunce
>All of a sudden, he stands up and doesn’t move for a second
>Lowers his head into rape face
>”NINJA ART - BALL BLAZE JUTSU!”
>I had no idea what he was talking about
>He holds the ball up over his head
>Then he puts it to his chest and waves it around for a good ten seconds
>Teacher facepalming
>Shadowfang then runs his fat ass over to the tennis net
>Jumps
>Amazingly, his fatness clears the net and pelts a freshman girl clean in the face and point blank range
>She is cringing on the ground crying
>He cries a horrid war cry
>”Yreeeaaaaaakjdflkahdkj! BELIEVE IT!”
>I fall to my knees on the grassy hill watching this transpire dying of laughter
>Teacher glances at me
>I know she wants me and my friend to leave
>As I walk away, she shoos him back up to the office
>How could this get any better?
>I had no idea of what was to come

Part 4: A thousand suns of misfortune

>Another couple of weeks later, dodgeball has been replaced with kickball
>Been chillin in photo room and not shooting for a while and decide to check in on good ol’ Shadowfang
>We walk over to the grass where Shadowfang is boxing style throwing punches at the gate, waiting to kick
>Shadowfang’s turn
>The catcher, terrified, backs up
>As he is waiting for the pitch, Shadowfang looks up at the sky
>”One...does not...simply guide the ball into the heavens”
>Shaking my head in both laughter and dismay
>The pitch is thrown
>”FOR AZGARD”
>He pumps his fist in the air
>He throws his fat leg forward and kicks the ball straight up into the air
>The catcher walks forward and catches the ball with ease
>”A thousand suns of misfortune to youuuuu...” he says walking away waving his arms like a retard
>My friend and I walk away, amazed and giggling
>Next day, taking pictures of moving objects
>Decide to get one of Shadowfang’s fat ass
>Walk over to find a sophomore on the ground holding his gut
>Shadowfang is swinging his arms around like a ninja making stupid faces
>”I have punched tigers in the face, silly mortal!”
>Now being friends with the teacher as I’ve been chatting with her about him over the time I talk to her
>”Well, Eric questioned the ‘epicness’ of Shadowfang and he decided the best way to handle the situation would be to punch him in the gut with his ‘thunder rayahuzaken or whatever”
>I laugh and talked to the poor sophomore, who gets up and yells at shadowfang
>”You are no match for me! A thousand suns of misfortune to youuuuuu...”
>The teacher sends him up again
>I ask her how he gets away with it, and he apparently has some sort of habit to imitate and cannot control it, or so shadowfang claims.
>P.E. was only the beginning

The twist ending is that OP is, in fact, Shadowfag.

Part 5: An experiment gone wrong

>A month later
>Sitting in bio talking with lady friend waiting for class to start
>In walks in shadowfang, turbanless
>The longest, grueliest hair i’ve ever seen flows behind him
>I sit behind him on the stool, remember?
>Bell rings and we all sit down
>He brushes his hair back with his sick fingers
>Some sort of brown matter fills the air
>I begin gagging and move closer to my friend in the lab station
>My friend can’t help but comment on how gruesome this was
>I look over to my lady friend, who is distraught and goes to the nurse because she gets a stomach ache from the fumes
>We had a lab to do that day that used bunsen burners
>Teacher begins yelling at shadowfang because his hair is a fire hazard
>Shadowfang excuses himself and does the lab anyways
>Teacher infuriated gives him a fail on the lab, still does it anyways
>Burners are hot, my friend and I are ready
>Here comes Shadowfang from the other side of the room
>”Shit turn it off dude” I quickly sputter
>We turn it off, but risked failing the lab
>His hair brushes over our burner
>Immanent danger avoided
>Teacher who hated me now likes me due to avoiding certain doom
>Pass the lab
>Mad at Shadowfang
>I look over to his lab station
>He’s cooking his pencil
>It catches fire
>He begins waving it around pretending he’s a “fire bender”
>”BEHOLD FIRE LORD SHADOWFANG, MASTER OF FIYAH!”
>What hasn’t he done at this point... nothing surprises me now
>He dances for a moment, swinging the pencil everywhere
>Nearby girl shrieks and yells at shadowfang
>Teacher enters bitch fit mode and kicks his ass out
>Almost dropped from class
>After a day of gagging and nearly burning the lab down, I’m beginning to find him quite the hazard
>Things pick up though

Part 6: The Pinnacle of Annoyance

>Nearing the end of the year
>Strange things in regards to Shadowfang still happening
>One day I walk out of chemistry
>”You...I challenge you to a duel”
>He’s looking at me, and I just shake my head
>”You must faccceeee me!”
>I assume that he realized that my lady friend and I are well known at school for our martial arts
>”No dude...Go away”
>I continue walking
>Right before I turn the corner I look back
>Here comes Shadowfang, running in his ninja pose
>Leaning forward, arms straight back and up, trailing behind
>Surprised, I speedwalk to class
>Think I’m safe
>My favorite teacher welcomes me in
>In comes shadowfang
>”There is no escape! You shall perish”
>I’m starting to become a bit worries
>Teacher kicks him out
>”I will have my revenge” he whispers as he exits the room
>The teacher looks at me
>I shake my head in disoriented unknowing
>A week later, it happens again
>He challenges me
>This time, though still uncaring, accepted
>”Ah ha! Let us go! Come at me!”
>I walk over to my locker
>He’s just standing there, posing and looking retarded
>I grab my books and walk away
>”Haha! You flee? I win. He is no fighter”
>Couldn’t give any less of a fuck
>Start walking away
>All of a sudden, he walks up to me, slaps me hard in the back and knees my stomach
>I will not accept this
>”Fine. Shadowfang. Just know that was a terrible idea, and you’ll get yours soon”
>He gargles in what I think was a laugh and does his ninja sprint away
>This will no longer be tolerated
>My lady friend, my good friend, and I start thinking of ways to get revenge
>We investigate for the next month, waiting for a cue

Tomorrow night, I reveal Shadowfang’s senior year, which harbors my sweet sweet revenge on the fucker

>>389356725
Fuck you do it right now.

>>389357197

hmmm... I havent written it out yet, but if this gets interest and bumps ill continue

>>389356725

10/10

Part 8: Temporary Fulfillment

>Two weeks left of school
>Have resolved to sock him hard in the stomach the last day of school
>Last day of school
>After second period, students are free to leave
>Second period ends
>I speedwalk over to where he exits
>He walks out of class
>I clench my fist, and in a sea of people punch him clear in the fat gut
>”AAAOOOOORURHRHJDGHKS!”
>Satisfied, I walk away from the scene
>He never knew who did it
>Too busy looking at his Naruto play card things
>Senior year the next year
>Things are only beginning

BUMP!!!!!

Post the rest of the story faggot

bumping for rest

alright alright, im gettin the rest written down

keep bumpin if youre interested

woo hoo Bump!

shadowbumb

PART 9: Gay buttsex
>See him going to the bathroom one day
>Decide to fuck him real good
>"I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS! STOP!"
>Don't stop
>Cum in his butthole
>Lick it clean
>Revenge is sweet

sage

Part 9: Return of the fat and the tardly

>Senior year beginning
>Seeing old friends again
>Walk into third period
>Its International Trade and Commerce and Politics
>Sitting, fatter than ever, is Shadowfang
>Full on lumberjack beard rather than last years facial pubes
>Class begins
>Teacher is my last years math teacher and pretty chill
>We talk about political parties one day
>Class is debating about political parties
>Shadowfang gets up and I facepalm
>”WELL! Facism is clearly for all you pussies out there!”
>Thank god I sit on the other side of the room, I would’ve railed him
>Teacher calms Shadowfang down and asks to explain
>”NAZIS! They had the right idea”
>Jewish teacher doesn’t favor this idea very much
>Sent to the office, lady friend and I along with class laugh for the rest of class
>After class I see him go to his locker
>I observe
>In his locker, is a mountain of different playing cards
>Revenge plot thickening

HOLY SHIT keep posting! BUmp for Azgard!

Part 10: Gathering the Army after the scar

>A few weeks have passed
>Shadowfang now in my english class as well
>First thing in the morning
>One morning first period I walk in
>No one in the room, only Shadowfang and friend Arthur
>Teacher is outside talking to teacher lady friend
>Backpack on lap shaking, laptop on desk, I know whats goin down
>”Uh... Mr. Long, you might want to get in here”
>Mr. Long runs over to room
>There sits Shadowfang, heavily breathing
>”Excuse me...SIRRRRR! I must get a tissue, I’ve got a cold”
>Really starting to get on my nerves
>Friend Arthur gets up and a new alliance has been formed
>Over the course of the next two weeks, I saught help with everyone to stop this horrible monster

>>389359775
he was jerking it under his backpack? I think that would be kinda painful

>>389360075

hes hiding under the backpack, but yes...

keep it coming

>>389360409

its comin, hold on

Part 11: The Plan Is Set

>Few weeks later
>In International and Politics
>Shadowfang continuing being a dumbass as usual
>To his one nerdly disgusting friend he pulls out a card
>”DURRHURRR Vintage card”
>Friend on the other side of the room confirms he paid 300 dollars for said card
>Obviously, These cards must be terminated
>A group of my 7 friends decide now is the time to strike
>Not much going on in senior year
>Plenty of time to chill and plan
>A week passes
>A plan has been made
>Tip off from person says his locker combo and how many cards he has, as well as which ones he cherishes
>My school does senior projects, in which people sport what their hobbies are and what they spent time doing
>Its manditory
>There is a presentation with a powerpoint
>The school board, a teacher, and students and parents are on panel
>Things are about to get very interesting

This smells like too much fiction, so I'm gonna have to say No.

>>389361034

I swear on my life its true

I went to a magnet school of the arts

>>389361034
Taking too long OP is making it up on the spot..

>>389361326
>I went to a magnet school of the arts
>magnet school of the arts
>magnet school

So you learned to create miracles? If so, keep faggots from posting on /b/, that wold be a real miracle

>>389361354

I said earlier that i had only written the other parts down...

I hadnt written the last parts down yet, I was saving it for tomorrow night, but if you wanna be a fag and leave its cool

Mfw this whole thread

>>389361504

Fine, if you want to be negative thats cool, just dont read what happens if youre feeling so pretentious

>>389361504
you've never heard of a magnet school?
you must be a nigger nigging it up in niggerville

Fiction or not, Its a good story 10/10 Op.

Bumping for Justice

Oh my god, fucking bump!

>>389361715
True story bro!!

Approval. Keep going.

>>389361714

Dude if this happened at Caddo Magnet bricks will be shat and I will die from laughter

bampsky

Part 12: Sunset Before the Attack part 1

>Night before senior project
>Most seniors freaking out, including Shadowfang
>He’s been bragging about doing his on his prized cards
>With all the knowledge I’ve gained my 7 troops are ready to attack
>Ive learned he leaves most of his cards in his locker
>Sad mistake
>When school is over, we open the locker and grab the cards, along with any boxes and the usb that contains the powerpoint he’s presenting
>We’ve split the parts up to the 7 different people
>One friend takes the boxes, and in permanent marker or sharpie, draws penises and curse words all over the cards, giving my artistic friend detailed instructions to be as vile as possible
>keep in mind these will be shown to the panel of watchers
>One friend will print out porn from internet and perma-glue porn all over the pictures
>One friend will print out gore and do the same thing
>The 4 others will rip, water, and destroy the other remaining cards
>I was left with his most prized cards

MOAR!

Epic tale bro. Keep it up.

buhhhmp.
Dont reply to the faggots OP. I need to hear how this all ends!!!!

>>389362151

No it wasnt there, sadly

I would tell you the state at least, but you know 4chan, if you tell anything, they will find you

>>389362807
For the love of all things ever, MOAR!

Part 13: Sunset Before the Attack part 2

>Feeling good that night, I begin my part
>I begin scratching out all I can with pens and other nonsense, leaving only the 300 dollar card untouched
>I burn, rip, and continue to do these things much like I instructed my friends do
>Having those porn cards from Las Vegas my friend gives me, I replaced some valuable ones for his tard ones
>The last card is remaining, the 300 dollar card
>There is no way around it
>Fapping commences
>When done, I jizz on the card and with a tissue, smear it all over the front of the card
>I made sure the stench of semen was apparent
>I fucking slept so good that night
>I contacted the 7, they were done and planned to be at school, ready and set

if this ends on the floor with a dinosaur, I'm going to throw my computer across the room.

>>389362151

wait, what country is this, I;m from Australia and have never heard of Magnet Schools.

What are they? Are they like steiner schools (dumb hippy faggotry) or something else

Ninja Gaiden is one of my favorite games. Nice taste.

>>389364403
+1

shadownigger
i wish you just dumped hydrochloric acid from science class through a tube into his locker vent...swift and epic
bump i want to know his reaction

Someone fucking archive this and post the link

>>389364486

Its an artistic school, usually accredited differently from regular high schools

They specialize in like theater and drawing and photography usually

They also harbor FUCKING INSANE TEENS like Shadowfang

>>389364403
I thought the same thing before I started reading.

OP I need this story. So bad.

I garuntee you all this has a legit ending, I won't disappoint

Im more than fucking happy to share this tards fate

>>389364973

Keep it up, man. I love you right now, OP.

This last one may take a while, but its sooooo fucking satisfying

Stay with me

>>389364763
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
should be the first one.

magnet school=satellite school...its like a vocational school where only certain things are taught...in this case art. idk what aussfags call them but in the US they are common as well

this brings back memories... just wanna know what happens to shadowfang... does he go virginia tech on everyone?

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>>389365137
Stay on target...

You better fucking finish this off.

he reminds me of a goth I went to high school with. Shadowfang is just much more exaggerated

Keep it coming Op, I'm Itching to continue your tale of epic proportions.

Definitely one of the best threads on 4chan at the moment:
+1 internets to you Sir.

I'm so blue balled for the finish.

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Part 14: “Excuse me, why is this card crusty?” part 1

>That morning, we all met at school early
>The earliest presentations don’t begin until 1:30 and must take 10 minutes each
>We walk through the front office
>Doing office practice actually fucking paid off
>Told the front desk lady that we were studying for AP exams and she bought it
>Placed the cards back in his locker, exactly how he had it
>Made sure to keep some cards the same, lest he be not stupid enough to find out
>We leave and chill around until 1:45, we made sure to know his time of presentation
>We walk into the MPR (Multi-purpose room)
>There he stands, in a suit, yet still looking like a fucking idiot
>He is holding his boxes of cards, ready to present
>He has no fucking clue
>The time comes
>To my dismay, I was not put on his panel, but one of the 7 was
>I ask to join
>The teacher that is harboring the presentation?
>The P.E. teacher that became my friend
>She let me in on the presentation
>It begins

C'mon, give us the damn ending

>>389366026

Shut the fuck up dude, OP's trying to talk.

OP taking much too long. Hoping someone will copypasta this tomorrow. If not, fuck it, I'll have forgotten all about it within 24 hours.

Night /b/

If this is true...

>>389366259

i have a copy, i fucking wrote it lol

Ill post this tommorow in full too

its almost over...

>>389366259

No one gives a shit you overcritical, impatient, neck bearded faggot.

Reading

I'm on the edge of my seat OP. Their best be a plot twist! Fucking squirrels

Part 15: “Excuse me, why is this card crusty?” part 2

>He begins and starts talking about his gay little hobby
>He opens his box
>Shattered dreams of broken and burned cards spew out of the first box
>”AARURUUROUROUARA!”
>Shadowfang shrieks in panic at such atrocity
>Teacher, and rest of panel skeptically looking at him
>Board of Edu. person speaks
>”Son you do realize failing this presentation can result in being held back this year”?
>HOLY FUCK!
>I didn’t even know that
>”HUHUHUHUHEHEHEEEEE!”
>Like a bitch, Shadowfang panics and is wailing like a maniac
>A minute passes and he calms down
>He looks into one box, and finds cards we didn’t tamper with
>He continues, knowing if he fucks up again he’s done
>He looks into one of his boxes, and finds the cards that I tempered with
>Doesn’t realized that cum card and porn cards and being passed around
>A student panel member takes a first look at the box of cards and bursts out laughing
>The final moments have begun

>>389366728
>Squirrel jokes and aids?

Keep it coming, OP!

This has been the only highlight of my night. Do not destroy this happiness you have given me, OP.

f5ing like a motherfucker

Finale up next, get ready

>>389367094

Serious man, I'd give you head. I'm not even gay. But you deserve it.

If this is copypasta, anyone got an archived thread or screencaps? If OC, dear god someone fucking screencap.

>>389367292

its OC, its my real story, no joking

Wow OP, you have me seriously giving a fuck. My F5 key might be completely broken.

COME ON ALREADY!!!

FINISH!!

ACK!

FINISH IT!

>>389367505

You and Shadowfag are going down in chan history.

Someone screencap this shit

>>389367505
You said you were in a photography class. Do you have pics of Shadowfang?

>>389367264
He does deserve it, but I'm reluctant. can you give a lick or two from me? I'll give you a pie, or some bacon or icecream or something.

idk how but can some one set up an archive request to vote on.

If true OC Op then fucking kudos to you sir.

>>389367893

again... I would, and I know his facebook, but i cant risk it, 4chan is too good at finding...

hurry up OP i'm a little bitch and want to go to sleep.
Also pics of shadowfang.

>all of my autism

>>389368018

Already done, motherfuckers. Scroll up, and vote.

Sweet jesus.

THIS GHREAC IS ARCHIVED HERE IS LINK

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/40706

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>>389367967

I'd suck this guy dry on your behalf, anon.

almost there guys, chill for another 5 mins

lol yes

>>389368317
>wat?

>>389368457
5 MINUTES? I'M GOING TO BUST YOUR NUT.

i'm curious what kind of cards they were exactly. like pokemon, yugioh or what?

>>389367797
seconded

>>389368317
It's not even finished.

OP will surely deliver, lets just wait

We definitely need a re-archive. Grabbing noms. brb.

oh lawd finish.

OP will surely deliver. Let's just wait.

>>389368707
Guys, get a load of this newfag.

upvoted

bump for great justice

Holy fuck OP keep fucking going

best story in a while, reminds me of some fags from my school.

>>389368707
the archive updates by itself. I checked.

i swear to god op, if you don't finish this story, i will hunt you down and suck your dick until you do.

>>389369627

I second that notion.

I have an interview in the morning, and I'm fucking staying up for this.

>>389369627
OP, don't finish the story! Just think of all the free blowjobs you'll get!

>>389369627
YEA-wait... what?

>>389369820 deadzone y u mad bro

>>389369820

I have to be up at 6, it's 2:30, I'm also staying up.

>Screen Capped
>Waiting for end
>Will share Screen Caps after story ends

oh sweeet fuck, please delivar op. I'll suck your dick, and I ain't even gay.

Hey OP I have two questions for you. One, was he playing magic the gathering, and two was you card you came on called Black Lotus?

I hate to say it, guys, but I don't think OP is gonna deliver.

10/10

OP better have been attacked by fucking lions for it to be taking him this long.

>>389368457
its been six minutes...hnnnnnnngh

OP IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING DELIVER
ABANDON THREAD
OP IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING DELIVER
ABANDON THREAD
OP IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING DELIVER
ABANDON THREAD
OP IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING DELIVER
ABANDON THREAD
OP IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING DELIVER
ABANDON THREAD
OP IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING DELIVER
ABANDON THREAD
OP IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING DELIVER
ABANDON THREAD
OP IS NOT GOING TO FUCKING DELIVER
ABANDON THREAD

inb4 OP walks the dinosaur

>>389370584

Most epic troll ever

>Still Capping it.

i had faith in you op you fucking cunt

Screen capped, the legend of Shadowfang will be passed down /b/ for generations.

Part 16: “Excuse me, why is this card crusty?” part 3 THE FINALE

>The Board of Edu member, now furiously ripping the box out of the students hands, grabs it
>Porn cards and burnt ashes fly everywhere
> The panel begins looking at the cards
>”THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE”
>The Board member, staring at pornographic cards, is so mad his face is going tomato
>Students on panel leave because boners and maximum laughing
>Meanwhile, Shadowfang is crying watching his future crumble apart before his very eyes
>I’m among the mayhem, pretending to be surprised
>The P.E. teacher pretends to get mad and leaves
>As she exits the door, I see her nearly crying from laughing as she walks away
>Shadowfang has literally peed his pants and is crying with tenacity
>My friend and I look at each other
>Mission fucking accomplished
>Here, is this mayhem
>The board member is looking around and throwing his clipboard aside
>Then Shadowfang remembers
>”Wait! My card!”
>He whips out his 300 dollar card
> The board member rips it from his hands
>“Excuse me, why is this card crusty?”
>My friend loses his shit and begins laughing
>I’m still composed
>The twenty people in the room was now reduced to just the remaining panel and me
>The board member sniffs the card
>THE LOOK ON HIS FUCKING FACE (gif fucking related)
>”This card...”
>He can’t even finish that sentence
>”I swear, you will NOT pass this senior year, and your chances of changing that are non-existent
>Bonus points to me

DON'T YOU FUCKING TROLL. Holdout faith, brothers. DO NOT FORLORN OUR FINAL FRONTIER!

reqlly the best ending to this thread would be for OP to leave you all hanging and eternally pondering the fate of shadowfang

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>>389367709
Nice dubs
>>389367000
Sweet trips
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>>389366728
Cool dubs bro
>>389366678
Nice trips
>>389366441
Lookie dem duble dubs
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Nice dubs

>Shadowfang, barely able to see, crying, looks at me
>I give him the gnarliest face I can, smirking at him
>He grunts and lets out what I assume in the nerd’s battlecry
>”YOUFISUGRHEKJGSFWEFSJF”
>I act surprised
>Not only was shadowfang not able to finish senior year
>He was expelled from the county for inappropriate belongings and attacking me
>He cannot attend the college he wants now
>I couldn’t be more satisfied

>Somewhere out there, he’s still in high school
>This is my freshman year in College
>I can’t help but feel so fucking good
>Knowing that I was the cause of the end of the great Shadowfang
>Epic Fucking Victory

you fucking guy ! if you dont delivar i will splash cold diarrhea in your face

so sorry op you are siqkunt

>magnet high school
>magnet high
>magnet

sorry it was too long, its in two parts

This was board member

nigger

fucking lol'd so hard thank you for making my night!!!

wadrhyjhtgr

what is this i don't even

>>389371080
Fucking newfag doesn't even know what dubs are..

>>389371118

Expelled from the county?

This story is fake as fuck, you failed in regard to posting obvious bullshit, but still nice read.

+10 internets to OP

>>389371118
>>389370954
now i can sleep soundly knowing shadowfang's fate

toasting in epic bread

>mfw reading this epic tale

Dear god rearchive now that it's finished.

Also, OP, just ONE fucking pic of Shadowfang. PLEASE.

>>389371534

real. He was 18, he couldve been fucking arrested

You always see epic threads in an epic thread thread, but you rarely get to actually witness an epic thread in the making. i can now cross that off of my bucket list.

Well OP, what can I say? You're fucking amazing.

>>389371534
No you can get expelled from all county schools in my state. It happened to me.

Truly this thread was a good thing to finally come back to. OP, you're a Goddamn God. Thanks for the many lulz tonight, /b/rothers.

Moar like Shadowfag

>>389371629

hmmmm, i dont know... I really cant trust 4chan

>>389370954
>(gif fucking related)

What .gif?

>>389371259

>And so, having finished recounting the tale of Shadowfang, an exhausted S4+lgAao retired to a peaceful, secluded existence.
>But some still believe that, out in the world somewhere, Shadowfang plots his ultimate vengeance.
>He activates...his trap card.

was hoping for fucked up epic ending
9/10

Story was fucking epic 10/10. If this is true, regardless of how much of a piece of shit he might have been, doing what you did makes you actually worse than him.

Should be titled, "How my semen has the power to ruin lives."

>>389371780

look at >>389371486

>>389371080

>>389371765
So? What do you care if we find out who he is?

OP, you made my fucking night and I love you.

>>389371765
Its gonna be really hard tracking you down personally from one shadowfang pic. Just dont post it from a phone and you should be fine.

>>389371645

Read my fucking mind, /b/ro.

>thisstorywassickasfuck.jpg

>>389371850
that, my friend, was an even better ending than OP's.

>>389371850

ho shi

>>389371887
>>389371850

holy shit, that made my fucking night haha

>>389371715
>OP, you're a Goddamn God.
>Goddamn God.
>God damns himself, and is OP

>>389371629
Fucking idiots. SMH

>>389371850
I was giggling throughout the entire story, but this made me bust out laughing...

Bravo OP, 10/10.
I now have gotten to be part of an epic thread for future epic thread threads.
+10 internets for you.

The build-up was boring as hell and the story was literally unbelievable... you make me sick OP, you disgusting faggot.

I've always wanted to be there in the making of an epic thread. This has made my wrrk. I want to do something like this. I love you OP. You are not a faggot. I am, for you.

Toasting in an epic bread.

>Delivering Screen Cap
>Too large to upload
>Imgur
>yYIad.jpg

worth it a+++++ would read again

A truly amazing finish to an epic saga detailing the exploits of the one they call shadowfang. This has been an amazing sight to behold. Tonight is one I shall surely remember. *golf clap*

toasting in epic bread

i would post a pic, but ive been here too long and know better

I never expected such a gem tonight. This has seriously made my whole day. Holy shit.

I feel proud to have been part of this. If I don't see this in the "best of /b/" threads, I will be disappoint.

I have always wanted to witness an epic thread.....Well, that was a hell of a thread to ride with. Kudos, OP.

>>389372497
forgot pic

I had NO idea about his naruto fetish junior year, i didnt even know what it was until a nerd explained it to me... The whole situation was so ridiculous, but i didnt care until he annoyed me

Seriously though OP, I've been on 4chan on and off since 2007, /b/ since late 08. This is one of the most epic things I have ever read.

100 percent fucking brilliance

SHADOWFANG 2012 - the tale of the neckbeard.

from what i've heard, magnet schools basically are supposed to be where the "talented" kids in an area are sent, sometimes so far as being boarding schools. But in practice they tend to concentrate the autistic and socially awkward, leading to stories like shadowfang and that one girl who had stuff on ED about her neutering her pet rat with a random knife.

>>389372267
Go to sleep, you have class in the morning.
OP, I loved this story, but I called fake as soon as you said he played with the Beatles, Zeppelin, and Pink Floyd. Even if it is fake, 10/10

6.5/10 Still, best I've seen in a while.

TL;DR

someone post the screencap of this.

>>389372954
>>389372934

Thanks for all the kudos bros, i appreciate it. In all honesty though, this actually happened. I will never forget him... He was way too incredible to forget

>>389372973

He was the arabian prince of neckbeards... I shit you not

>>389372297

I did, but it's far too large to upload, so I posted it on imgur

>>389373153

>>389372258

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin...
Why do people like you find the whole 9/11 attacks something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible event like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This issue is very serious, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit jokes about it. Sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about situations like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now. You are such a disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you really find funny about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about the attacks. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I'd go on about how fucked up you are, but I'll restrain myself right now.

Just hope one day that you will never have a hard life even nearly as the many who have ever since 9/11.

>>389373085

By the way HE said he played with them. I know thats fucking impossible, thats why it was so funny...

toasting in epic bread

Posting In epic Thread :j

>>389373402

I mixed up the quotes, but you get what I meant. If you're confused you just go to imgur and then the dot and then the com and then the forward slash and then the shit

Haha, anyone have a link to a full pic of this? Id appreciate greatly

>>389373490
Welcome to /b/.

>>389373490
lol faggot
you raged harder than those faggots jumping out the top floor on the twin towers

>>389373523

I had a friend who claimed to be a fighter pilot in middle school. He even drew up a fake ID card on notebook paper. But that's boring compared to the mystery of Shadowfang

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Thank you OP for giving us a thread with substance and hilarity.

>>389373490

Shadowfang will send out blue eyes neckbeard on your ass... Get out of my thread

>>389373490

>Actual Anger

S4+IgAao, you have restored my faith in this shitty website. Kudos to you. Take my internets now and rest... you deserve it

>>389371637

wtf would he get arrested for?

>>389373751

Dude, what was that kid's first name? Do you remember?

100 years from now I shall tell this story to my childrens children

OP ruined a kids life basically for being different and all you roody-poos are on his dick for it. Interesting read though. Can't believe this is all it takes to get archived.

>>389373908
oh well i think cards strained in cum are deviant enough to get arrested in the states
also, poastinc in an epic bread

This... this is a story that will be passed down from generation to generation.

Bravo, OP. I couldn't be more proud of humanity.

ops a dick

post the pictures you promised OP..

>>389373908

Well. Like I said, theres stupid laws that could convict him.

He attacked me at the end, so I could press charges, but I had my revenge, also suspicious evidence, plus the fact that he claims a 50 cal rifle in under his bed. He'd have to explain quite a lot

>>389373490
copypasta so stale

>>389373776
Come on op just one pic, or his actual name for the lulz. Its not like we would do anything to harm you even if we found who you really was.

I feel so out of place on /b/. How is this even remotely
epic..

>>389373961

pretty much no way in the known universe that you went to the same place as me ... it was a kyle.

epic bread blew my mind. 10/10 OP

If you must know his real first name is Endeber. Fucking amazing, I know...

>>389373490

>>389373490
I copied and pasted this into a document. This is now a copypasta. You sir, are mad and a newbornfag.

OP, a good friend of mine was involved in a serious accident last night where a drunk driver t-boned him as he was driving home. This is the first time I`ve laughed (let alone smiled) since I got the news. Thank you so much for helping me sleep well tonight. I don`t care if it`s fake, it was entertaining as hell. 10/10, /b/rother.

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>>389373153
Working on it.

/r/ing screen caps

+1 internets to who delivers

>>389374306
I agree with you. Looks like only underage b& fags are on at this time of night.

>>389374176

Guess who's a retard and forgot about the violence and the gun (I'll give you a hint it's me)

Also toasting in epic bread, etc.

Nutellatoast

Dr. Langostatskovochenko

mother of fucking god........ im screen capping one of the most epic storys i have ever had the fucking honour of reading.

There was no part 7. hmmm

ty for the read inb4 404

>>389374905

haha oops, i just realized, I miscounted

>>389374364

Alright, because I pretty much said I was pilot in middle school because I flew a plane once and had a fancy schmancy fake ID that I got from an Air Force recruiter. I thought I was the fucking shit.

>>389374905
noticed that too, but I forgot about it by part 11

Someone post a screencap of this please

epic thread is epic

I feel reborn. Thank you OP, thank you

>>389374905
that will make the people looking at screencaps rage

>>389375176

awesome, but no. just the both of us were obsessed with a F/A 18 Hornet flight simulator for PC at the time.

>>389375143
Oh well, still a fucking beast story

This story will go down in history

dontyou404onme.jpg

screencaps NAO

ED page anyone?, OP deserve it

OP, if you know this kids facebook please find us one photo. I'm dying to know what this kid looks like. Change the filename and alter the pic a bit so it can't be tinyeyed if you're paranoid. I just wanna see this fat sandniggers face lol

op, if you post a picture of shadowfang you will be responsible for not only this epic story, but the birth of a new meme that doesnt fucking suck

>>389375893
>>389375915

hmmmmm

>>389376119
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

please

Shall I post the screencap?

>>389376225
only if op shows us a pic of this fuck

>>389375893
>>389375915

doesnt it send an email to the person if you download a facebook pic

>>389376119
DO IT FAGGOT

>>389371645
lurk moar
it happens more often than you think.

>>389376225

oh please do and thank you

>>389376323
trolledsoftly.jpg

>>389376119
for the love of all things unholy, you will be a god among OPs

>>389376323
no, not at all, just open the pic on his facebook, right click "open image in new tab"
right click, save as etc etc

Today
OP was a heterosexual.

Working on screencap atm. Hang in there /b/ros.

>>389376323
I fucking hope not, I've xrayed facebook pics. LOL.

Archive.

'Twas a good story. Too bad all the morons that treat everything like it's the greatest fucking thing they ever saw in their whole miserable existence ruined the thread. Can't just let a good thread die with dignity, can you?

Also, PROTIP: Printscreen and Paint are your best friends, you lazy niggers crying for a screencap.

7/10 story, 3/10 thread thanks to the usual cancer that fags up everything.

inb4 the following cancer response:
>u mad
>cool story bro
>rustled jimmies
>butthurt

Thread of the year?

>>389376225

Image is to large, FUCK!

derp

>>389376323
if you download, maybe.
if you open in a new page and save, no
if you screencap, 100% safe

Hey everyone look at me I'm toasting in an epic bread! Hi mom!

Alright, ive got it, paintbrushed it lol, i wonder if it can still be tracked...

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>>389376849
If you do this i motherfucking love you op

>>389373490
welcome to 4chan newfag. enjoy your stay!

>>389376849
look for exif if you're THAT paranoid, bro

>>389376617
it sounds a bit technophobic to be honest, and it wouldn't make a whole lot of sense anyways, if you view a picture your browser already downloaded it, it is simply in your cache. esp considering there aren't a whole lot of ways to get a facebook profile pic other than clicking on it, there would be no email setting for it. lrn 2 computer science III

MFW this thread

Toasting in rather epic bread

Screencapped the whole thing

Alright, fine, youve convinced, thats him

Toasting.

Even if we find the kid's facebook from a picture, what does it matter? There's virtually no way for us to find you out of however many friends he has. He might not be safe from a little FB trolling, but you will be.

Also, if you alter the picture a bit, it can't be tracked.

>>389377246
whohoho not bad.
i'd have expected some kind of kabuki makeup, but oh well...

>>389377246
O dear lord

this

I think you for taking that faggot down. He gives us card gamers a bad name... And we do NOT need a worse name than we already have.
Good sir, I salute you. Also, your ID has led me to picture you as a bad ass Spaniard by the name of Santiago.

>>389377246
/thread

cool story, bro

>>389371080
are you fucking kidding me?

>>389377056
if its any consolation think of it this way (worth noting that I am a web developer)
every time someone visits a web page, their ip address is seen by the host as well as the fact that the person visited this image, when you click on someones image on their facebook it shows that you visited that page or image. in order for them to tell the person you downloaded the image (which as discussed before, your browser auto downloads the image) their inbox would be flooded by one person going through their photos, therefor such a feature would simply be a nuisance

>>389377246
This thread has reached levels of epicness words cannot describe.

>>389377246

I can rest easy tonight knowing that tomorrow I will come back to a shitload of shopped pics of this guy.

Thank you OP

You know Sikh's are a vengeful warrior caste right?

epic story /b/ro it will be passed down forever

>>389373490

A thousand suns of misfortune to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugjdjhdosdhcBELIEVE IT!

>>389377596
>>389377576
>>389377652
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>>389377786

oh god... thanks for making my night too... great stuff guys

this is op

u leik?

oh lawdy lawd

>>389377987

I fucking love

>>389377974

oh shit, i feel alpha

I'm gonna kill myself if I don't post in this thread.
OP, you are my fucking hero.

>>389377246
fukkin saved.
thread has now reached epic proportions.
poast cats till imagecap to stretch this win as long as we can.

mfw this thread
gif related mind blown

>>389377593

Ill take it...

This is the Tale of how Shadowfang was defeated by the Spaniard Santiago

plz work right

>>389378262
"Excuse me, why is this card crusty?"

this story changed my life.. op I LOVE YOU

>>389378262

that made me fucking laugh.... oh god

>>389378401

oh youre fucking awesome, thank you so much

>>389378369
>>389378375
>>389378554

Im losing my fucking mind right now

Toastin in epic bread!

So far, in the same night. I've been a part of an epic thread and a Moot appearance....I'm pleased

>>389378401
any way to save it as .png so we can zoom and shit without the blur
ps thanks /b/ro

>>389378401
too bad you can't read it as is

OP this school wouldn't happen to be in Oregon, would it?
>noticed magnet academy of arts

Toastin in epic bread! bok.

>>389378784

no sorry man

>>389378637

Thats the first meme ive ever made and ur story gave me the will to do it thank you good sir

>>389378401
to small to really read bro.

>>389378741
Yeh i fucked up hard... Anyone who can make it more vizable?

>>389378865
are you retarded you didn't make a meme
You made a macro
OP made the meme

Definitely one of the better threads this year.
The only other one I can think of that might beat this thread would be that teacher that dealt with Tard McGee and The Retard Three.

>>389379083
I loved that thread. I'd say they are about equal.

I wish I could save this shit but I'm not on my computer right now... Someone archive this or post the screencap to r/4chan.
inb4 redditfag, reddit is indeed for fags but r/4chan is like best of /b/ with reposts

>>389379063
Just gotta be right huh always

Santiago is a God among Gods. A man when the world could only give us boys. Follow him, /b/rothers to Galt's Gulch.

>>389378741
Hope this works..

>Right click
>Save as...
>Webpage, Complete

Done. Fags.

>>389379491
nope.

fuck you bitches,
i'm the real shadowfang

Hmmm.... I may start a new thread with the story... Not spammin, just so we can continue thread

>>389379667
Do it and link it, so I can get a clean screencap

History is born right before my eyes. Good job OP. +9001 Internets to you, sleep well knowing you are a god.

>>389379627
now that's some interesting shit

I'll make a .txt of this.