>>45957238
it's that guy.

/thread.

He's just different, and felt the need to put every minute detail of his life on the tubes. Anybody's most private thoughts would probably read the same. I like him, even if he's a bit arrogant.

Wait-- he plays an RPG in his head with memories from his childhood??

"I never really liked the lunches at all. Their "3 things minimum" was a cause for me to just end up wasting food. You could, however, choose what to have from what was on the menu but that was it but you had to have three things. Food was one of my most disliked things and I often ate but 8 cubic centimeters' worth of food and nothing more (used ruler as a guide to verify this). I often chose to just not eat much at all and thus everything else got wasted due to that bad rule."
W...T...F...

AFRAID OF MIRRORS!?!?!

so this guy is the ultimate human or what?

>>45957238
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=12387614
this man blogs about his 10ghz computer. he is a paladin

this man is /b/'s final form

Lmfao.

so he must be afraid of his walls and coming it contact with them, cause they are blue.

is he afraid....

TO TOUCH SONIC!?


don't ask him that his head will explode.

if this was made into a based on a true story movie, it would totally win every oscar.

THIS MAN IS GODLIKE!!!!

This man sounds like a more extreme version of a /b/tard.

>>45957238
because no one gives a fuck

>>45957238
>>...but I haven't heard any mention of him at all.

You must not have been paying attention. But I've never seen a photo of the guy before, so this thread is worthwhile.

I don't think Ulillillia's exactly retarded. I'm betting autism. SERIOUS autism.

Last boss of the internet???

I JUST LOST THE GAME

HE RAN A COMPATIBILITY RATING THAT HE GAVE TO A BOOK HE READ, THROUGH HIS MIND GAME!!! WTFFFFFFFF

www.pulseofsex.com

He has a bunch of 10 minute long videos on Youtube. They're all him acting like a faggot with game exploits.

648 DREAMS IN HIS DREAM JOURNAL!?!?!?!

>>45959329

This thread is sailing towards FUCKING LOL!

Dude, this guy is kind of awesome.

This is the type of stuff that needs to be preserved for future generations. Classic.

wow... that website... welcome to 1995

Can I please join in your LARP life?
*vomit*

Now start posting jpgs of him!

OMG! It's been a while but we have a major contender for "sucks so band that it's wrapped right back 'round to AWESOME!"

as for that "mind game" ... it's called hallucination

when women say that want a man who doesn't "play mind games" this is to what they are refering

>>45959488
He doesn't dream about Sonic, from what I've read. He has reinvented Sonic in his dreams, calling him "Speed". Speed is green, and is therefore okay to touch.

>A comedy with a meeting-like atmosphere. This is the funniest animation I've done so far.

Guyz he knows how to get the juciest meats, do I click?!

1.4.3 Meat trick - Want juicy meats? This trick will help you get the juiciest meat possible with a special cost though.

I CAN SCALE A MOUNTAIN IN LESS THAN A MINUTE

>>45962011
So let me get this straight... He pictured himself scaling a mountain in his head, you know the usual dream type imagry of zipping along, then thought "I wonder how fast I was actually going in my mental imagry" and calculated it then made an animated .GIF of it?

FUCKING LOLED

Someone who quantifies everything like that and has such a weird grip on reality vs mental fiction obviously has some sort of Asperger's Syndrome.

An EQ score of 147 actually shows that there is little holding your emotions in check and he is excessively happy because he is detached from his emotions. Eg: he doesn't have fun, instead he actually thinks "this activity is fun". I'd be willing to bet money on it, that if you abused him to his face he'd either shut down completely or remain emotionally cold, there would be no anger expressed.

>>45962202
Sure, doesn't everyone do it?

OP here: I sent him an e-mail a week ago telling him that he was completely fucking insane. I'm still waiting on a response. Its possible he simply blocked me or doesn't check his e-mails. If he replies I'll post on 4chan.

"Asperger's Syndrome". Naw, Asperger's is considered pretty mild compared to this shit. This sounds like severe Autism.

A moth's major weakness is light and landing on a wall in an open area as well as it's poor evasion compared to most other bugs. Moths hover around lights. They are so much easier to catch when a moth is by a light. Even a good hard hit gives them considerable damage that makes it hard for them to fly. When they are flying along a light, swing your hand back and forth rapidly. The faster you go, the more damage the moth will take [if you double your speed, the damage is as much as four times as strong according to the laws of physics]. If a moth is on the wall, come in at it quickly from about 18 inches from the wall [46 centimeters]. From this distance, swat it with your hand. This often either kills them or makes the moth very weak and will eventually die.

He said he checks his emails every morning.

Lulz, the funny thing is... I was sorta like him when I was really young. I was diagnosed from a young age as having very mild aspergers, but I more or less snapped out of it by the time I was 10 or so, and went on to living a normal life complete with casual sex and fancy cars.

To think I could have turned out like him is unnerving...

I vote that this guy be /b/'s new mascot.

He discribes his room by detailing where each item is using north south east or west and by the distances between objects, sort of creepy.

What the FUCK is it with crazy internet people and Sonic characters?

Holy crap... I think this is the site that I've been searching for for years... I remember his crappy little blog way back when where he would describe his day, and how he would gain experience points for doing mundane shit like not beating some other kids, and then he'd level up... man, this is awesome. Thank you /b/.

>>45963444
You couldn't because that guy has severe autism (and likely other mental disorders), cannot tell fiction vs. reality, and simply just makes shit up and believes it. It's just way outside the scale of asperger's syndrome.

North - my computer is here. My 19-inch CRT monitor is on top of a nightstand just 2 feet above the ground (I would prefer 20 inches instead, but it was all I had). My keyboard is on a box toward the south of the monitor and just 14 inches above the floor. The mouse is to the east only 8 inches above the floor on top of the bottom of a box. The keyboard has 4 drier sheets covering it (my rather oily hands make it uncomfortable and these help (and help block some dust to some extent)). 3 Altoids containers prevent the dryer sheets from sliding unexpectedly. My hands rest on a blanket. That same blanket covers my mouse and for the same reason as the keyboard and I use a secondary blanket for resting my hands on. To the west and east of my monitor are my speakers, a 2-speaker system. I almost always have mono sound files playing (99.9% of the time) so there's no need for 2.1 or 5.1 sound. My computer case is about 18 inches to the west of my monitor, rotated at an angle for getting to easier in case I need to install or replace a new piece of internal hardware or troubleshoot a hardware-related problem. Below my case is where I stash my papers for recycling.

LOL wut?

This sounds like that book, "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime."

>>45963711
OP here: In his "mind game" when he started playing years ago, he was level 1 and he keeps track of all the expirience he earns, adding like 100 xp whenever he kills a random encounter in his head. His favorite characters, Speed (formerly known as Cinos) and Knuckles (formerly known as Knuckles) are over level one-million right now. IIRC he stated he spends like 8 hours a day just playing his mind games.

>>45961544
>>45961281

LOL'D

>>45963938

This kid doesn't do groaning

>>45964285
This is only 10% stupider than playing WoW.

He makes his GIF's MATHMATICALLY ACCURATE, seriously.

This is the first time in a longggg time that something on /b/ has actually made me utter "WTF?"

Wow, there are people in this world that are more fucked up then I am.

Thank you /b/, you have restored my confidence!

when his parents die... what will happen to him?

What crazy things do I do on my mindgame for entertainment?


There are many strange things I do like running into a wall at 800 mph and fly up sky high from it if there was a slope to more bizarre things like participating in a popular TV show, especially one case I had with Junk Yard Wars. This one's too long to add here, so it's going to be featured in the stories list with others. I could do any of the following [WARNING: some of these are VERY FUNNY!]:


cruise the world sky high at 800 mph by gliding over everything
try to get over 30,000 feet above the ground [it looks funny below at that height!*]
create events and "showoff" my powers
find or create "monsters" like preditors and take them out by ice, ultima6**, etc.
find quicksand and play in it

This guy is seriously a fucking genious

I'm not even kidding. He's multiplying three 3 digit numbers in his head, setting up these crazy as fuck gifs and making charts designing them that only he understands.

Sure he's loony toon, but he is so fucking smart that hes a retard.

And good lord. His website contains more information than humanly possible.

http://www.youtube.com/ulillillia
Pretty fucking boring.
His voice reminds me of Mandark or something.

>>45965056
Yeah, it's called autism.

Several of the most intelligent people in the world are batshit insane and socially inept.

LOLWUT

oh my god what the fuck

>>45965201
Yeah man, I met Stephen Hawking one time... Tried to give him a high five and he just sat there. Prick.

Did you just buy a soda in a bottle, opened it and it leaked through the top? There is a way to prevent spilling so that mop of yours [or the store's] doesn't need to be taken out because of soda spills. Here's how:

1. When you first buy a 20-ounce soda [any soda in a bottle, not as effective on cans], don't open it right away.
2. When you want to take a drink, open the lid just enough that you can hear the pressurized gases escape but don't continue.
3. If you see the bubbles rise up rapidly, quickly close the lid. This prevents the bubbles from rising up any more.
4. Once the bubbles go back down, open it again and check. Continue this until the bubbles don't go up any more [which shouldn't be any more than 3 rounds of this].
5. If the bubbles remain down, then open it completely and have your drink.

Sweet Jesus, I have just found the meaning of life. And it's not Christopher Walken.

>>45965201
indeed. I remember a Discovery special on some fat gray headed fully tilted head man named Kim or some shit. Guy was smart as fuck.

The thing that surprised be about this guy was his music interest. He claims to (and i wouldnt doubt it if his website is true) have listened to one single song for 45 days straight.

dare i say it on /b/, this guy could fucking own all of sparta with his mind game.

EPIC fail. He plays bubsy 3-d.

>>45960265
son of a bitch

>>45965201
indeed. I remember a Discovery special on some fat gray headed fully tilted head man named Kim or some shit. Guy was smart as fuck.

The thing that surprised be about this guy was his music interest. He claims to (and i wouldnt doubt it if his website is true) have listened to one single song for 45 days straight.

dare i say it on /b/, this guy could fucking own all of sparta with his mind game.

>>45965572
>>45965504
FUCK I FAILED DUE TO intarnet LAG

wow

just.., wow

...wait, what!?

Around 1990 or so, when the game series called "Mario Brothers" was a popular game for the Nintendo...

>>45957414
if you like bloggers aka attention whoring faggots then anonymous is not for you.

http://www.ulillillia.us/images/bigmultiply.png

fuk yeh that's a whole lot easier now. this guy is awesome.

The Supernatural Olympics

EVERYONE LEARN HIS TIPS! A MODERN DAY PROPHET!

>>45965817
Exactly.

>>45966033
um, wtf?

You know if this guy actually puts his intelligence into something constructive we could have our first Portal Gun before we know it.

he has assigned numerical values to motivation to do things.

and tracks those values over periods of time.

officially one of my heroes.

It makes me depressed reading this guy's stuff.

http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml

The new bible.

>>45966408

or at least a small, bad animgif of one. I wonder if there's a companion cube in his mind game

this man has USAGE STATISTICS on the frequency he uses his super powers in the mindgame

EPIC GOLDEN GOD

http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mindgame/mindgamespecialabilities.shtml

this man is my hero

A map of how he gets around Sears without crossing any mirrors.

This guy is kind of cool actually.

Fucking weird, but I like that.

This has to be a joke.
But it's so elaborate.

http://www.ulillillia.us/files/SupernaturalOlympicsV2_4.exe

download supernatural olympics

"Do you have flies constantly buzzing around you? If so, they have one major weakness: windows and screen doors. When a fly is along a window or screen door, note how that, if it tries to fly away, it appears as if it's having a lot of trouble. That's a fly's major weakness. Even your hand at half the maximum speed can capture them. When a fly is on the screen door, take the palm of your hand and completely enclose it and go in at it. It might try to escape, but has difficulties. Chasing it is ten times easier than in the air far from windows and screen doors. If you miss, chase it until you catch it. If you catch it, flatten your palm of your hand and slowly roll along until you feel the fly is squished. This takes a considerable amount of damage on it and often kills it. That's one fly down. Repeat this for other flies if possible. If you don't like to get near bugs like this, try using a paper towel or something. This'll slowly eliminate the flies buzzing around. Each one adds up. After enough flies, you'd have few that would bother you and they may eventually fear getting close to you. After enough time, all the flies will either fear you or be dead. Don't forget to clean up the bodies though. The method is mostly effective on smaller bugs, but moths have a weaker evasion so it's about eight times easier to hit in mid-flight or to grab in general."

SERIOUSLY WHO DOESN'T KNOW THIS SHIT?

>>45967719
He's the MASTER of the obvious.

Do you challenge his throne?

What the flying fuck.

http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mindgame/mindgamespecialabilities.shtml

I found errors in the calculations for both the Gliding techniques. He did not consider the weight of the person performing the glide.

>>45967926
Doesn't it have to be him? Its a constant. Well actually, not really, if you've read his Food History. *facepalm* I can't believe I'm reading his Food History.

at the bottom of the site:


* All times mentioned on my site are of Central Time, the time zone in which Chicago and my home town are in. All dates are of the Dec xx, 200x format where the first 3 letters of the month name are given, followed by the day number then the four-digit year. If I went with the number format of 07/09/06, it could mean one of six (!) possible dates due to the various date formats. The two most common ones, from what I've seen anyway, could be July 9, 2006 or September 7, 2006. To prevent this possible confusion, I use the full format with the first three letters of the month. After all, something could be stated as 02/06/04 as the last update and it may even be thought of as April 2, 2006 rather than my intended February 6, 2004.

>>45967926
Blasphemy!

a golden god is an understatement of this mans omnipotent magnificence.

The flash attack, though a partially misleading name, gives a sudden boost of speed in any direction by forcing the atmosphere opposite the intended direction to become extremely pressurized. The explosion causes a very bright flash and adds 100 mph in the intended direction (giving 366 2/3 feet of extra height from a stopped position). It works in other fluids and substances as well, but the denser the material, the stronger the effect. For each time the substance is ten times as dense, the boost of speed is increased by 100 mph. Water, being about 847 times as dense*, gives a speed boost of "log(substance_density/1.177)*100", "log(996.553/1.177)*100" or about 293 mph. It's called the flash attack as it can be used to first blind the enemy from the very bright flash and second, it can be used to home in on the enemy at high speed to do serious damage.

is that math real?

He removes fat from pizza (the only thing he eats) with a napkin before ingestion.

>>45968541
Yes. I saw this guy posting on some nerd-ass math forum and he was fucking duking it out with the best of them with some of the most impressive calculus shit I've seen in my life

>>45968541
I have no fucking clue... all I know is that nobody learns this shit in MPH, its in M/S

>>45966426he has assigned numerical values to motivation to do things.
>>and tracks those values over periods of time.
>>officially one of my heroes.

A god amongst men.

Holy shit. I dont dont whether to laugh, or to cry.

I'm left wondering here.. what the fuck, is this shit real?

This is definitely severe Autism. Too smart to be retarded. Too insane to be just Aspergers.

This is clearly epic.

Now here's the question:

How do we exploit it for lulz?

>>45969355
Indeed. Compared to this shit asperger's is a mild social development disorder. This is way out there. I wouldn't be surprised if he had other mental problems as well.

Boxing. All that punching and stuff. It's violence and I don't like it. Why bother having it in my mind game? Turns out, if I'm jumping around, I can always dodge everything. Try getting someone going 50 mph upwards (or maybe 300+ mph in a bounce stomp). It's almost impossible. Then, with insta-teleport, I can easily teleport to the opposite corner of the ring to avoid anything. It becomes one of the world's strangest boxing matches doing it this way. I don't know the difference between boxing and wrestling as they seem the same.

>>45969355
People with really serious autism rarely learn to speak or type on the internet. Assburgers sounds more accurate.

You bet $x that Y will win. How about $1 million for an impossible thing? This is another common scenario in my mind game. The typical scenario goes like this. If I get to the finish line of this race in under ten seconds (the best athletes can't do it under 5 minutes), you pay me just one penny. If I don't, I pay you $1 million (or some very high value). It's a typical scenario. It's seemingly impossible to do and I'm very likely, to almost anyone, to end up paying that huge amount. When the race starts, I finish in just 7 seconds, under the limit. I get paid the one penny, of which I later donate to someone.

That's kinda cute

this man is boner inducing

>>45969998
Oh lawds... is that imaginary penny for me? That's goin' right in the bank!

I love the super-meticulous stuff he explains, as if we were all just born. How to open a soda bottle slowly so it doesn't spill? Thanks!

Do you love fast food or pizzas, but worry about the high fat content and all about the obesity epidemic in America? The fat is caused by extremes of grease while cooking. You can apply very simple [and I mean very simple!] science to literally cut the fat into 40 pieces where you take only 1 and throw away the other 39!
For a pizza, regardless of it's size, the above method works the same, except for the following:

Unfolding is not recommended, unless you have a thick napkin or if you use several unfolded napkins overlapping one another.
As above, apply the napkin to the pizza [mainly the cheese area], but don't use as much pressure. If you use more than enough, the sauce may come squirting out the sides. Yet, the napkin may even "stick" to the pizza itself, however, the fiber is good for you. >"Beavery careful"
when applying pressure.

ya i agree too smart to be retarded. VERY INTERESTING PERSON.

Warning: DO NOT send any attachments! If you do, your message will never be opened. If you need to point to an image or something, give a full URL to it instead so I can examine it. This is for security and safety reasons. If you want to send an attachment in an E-mail, you must get permission first in a separate E-mail.

This image illustates the wave effect you'll encounter in a more cross-sectional view. The heights of the wave effects have been magnified 4 times as otherwise it's hard to see. This occurs from the unevenness of the blade since, when tilted, an arc forms. As you head to the right of the image, the mower's tilt increases in intensity. The greater your tilt, the greater the wave effect gets because the greater the arc formed by the blades. Use this trick wisely.

>>45970441
I love how he lists all his dreams, all 500 or so of them that he had in the last few years. Then he rates his dreams based on numerous categories including environment and story complexity.

His favorite dream is naked mud-wrestling with other men.

HE IS TRULY THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET

>>45969402

>>45969402

>>45969402

>>45969402

>>45969402

>>45972209
You don't.

The man is autistic

and your level is too low

>>45972482
He has WAY more exp. then you do.

YOU CAN'T WIN.

i've never fucking heard of this..

that's all i really have to say; i've been googling this shit for a while now

HOW DID THE INTERNETS NOT FIND OUT ABOUT HIM SOONER?

>>45973107
same.

it's like he delves into a part of me that i forced myself to abandon to achieve other things that seem important to me

maybe nothing is important

there is only ulillillia

>>45973451
You guys don't get it yet..4chan..we..are the first stop on the Intertubes Lulz Express.

If we didn't know about it..noone did.

My god.

New content.

On my /b/.

<3

>>45973629
http://www.google.com/search?q=Ulillillia

stfu idiot

i can't read more than 2 sentences of the guy's shit

i don't get it, it's like people WANT a "super smart guru" they can respect and look up to and worship.

honestly fuck off and quit with the personality worship, that shit should end after middle school

>>45973629

he was posted on /b/ a month ago or so
his youtube videos are the best, with his real voice:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=25bjSoyXlw0

he explains "secrets" in Bubsy 3D the worst game ever, and talks about how hes spent like 20+ hours on level 2 alone.

>>45974161
yah his youtube videos are a trip

>>45973924
You. Are. An. Idiot.

If you think anyone here is impressed, then you need to go back to high school. He's not doing any mathematics that you cannot learn in grade 12 calculus. He may be good at what mathematics he does know, but that is because he is probably an idiot savant.

The reason we are looking at this site is because this man is completely insane, and he provides us with a window into his insanity by logging every minor detail of his life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv69WBNv6tU

hes listened to the same song 54000 times, holy fuck.

Fuck these giffs. kick as awesome

>>45974344
The Final Fantasy 1 theme music...

8-bit sound... played 54000 times.

Don't they... like subject that kind of torture to captured Iraqi insurgents?

>>45974674
The Final Fantasy theme is fucking awesome.

this man must lead the legions of anon. HE IS A TRUE ANON GENERAL. WE ALL MUST SUBMIT TO HIS RULE!!!

>>45974674

fuck you kid. 8 bit kicks ass.
http://kohina.com <3

>>45975137
I wouldn't go that far

Anon is lead by the movement of the wind as his PENIS ejaculates

>>45973629
Ulillillia saved /b/

I propose we make him our king.

>>45975397
Second.

>>45975397
I agree with the dandy!

>>45975397
third
i wonder if he's ever talked to a girl in his life.
i don't see anything about them in his about me section. time to start going through all his dreams.

>>45975444
>>45975397
Thirdeded

my God I just realized I share some things in common with this guy...

>>45975397
IDIOT
/B/ IS GOVERNED BY COMMUNISM AND NEWFAGS LIKE YOU

Things he does in his mind game for fun:

"Go to a battle field and rather than using what you'd normally use, use spells to take out the enemy. Remember humans are generally weak VS thunder."

Holy shit, someone show this guy /b/. We need man like him within our legion

This keeps getting reposted on /b/, you are a newfag if you haven't seen one thread of him at least once.

Why is he playing Bubsy 3D?

>>45975772

You. Are. Still. An. Idiot.

Don't try to troll /b/. /b/ is where trolls are born and we can spot our own kind a mile away.

jesus fucking christ I just read what he takes to do a shower, I wish I had that attention for detail

I really want to help this kid too... he seems like a good person

Serious waste of time. It takes me 45 minutes to process the task of taking a shower in full and that's with shortcuts. It takes me about 5 to 7 minutes to find and check my clothes, 25 to 35 minutes for the actual shower itself, and about 8 to 10 minutes to dry off. I then remain cold for about two hours after it so in effect, it actually takes 3 hours total. Why does it take 25 to 35 minutes for the actual shower rather than 10 to 15 minutes? For one, I have timed this and it is quite consistant so I know the 25-35 minutes value is correct.

>>45975898
>>45974161
I bet this represents how his brain is working

>>45975986

You are a massive faggot. I've also seen this shit before. Twice. Lurk the fuck moar.

>>45975689
No Water and Flying creatures are weak against thunder, humanoid creatures are weak against Psychic and Physical attacks.

This has to be the most well planned and carefully plotted troll/prank/joke site in the history of the internets. This simply cannot be real.

And after /b/ is done with him, I'm sure he will be saying it was all a joke.

I would buy this guy some gatorade (the only thing he drinks mostly) and some plastic cups (he can only use a cup 3 times). He does seem like a good guy and embodies a universal among /b/tards.

>>45975689
We need a gif of Ulillillia killing an someone with thunder, stat!

>>45975616
I think all of us here at /b/ have something in common with him.

>>45976340
Not me. Jesus christ, I wanna kill that guy

>>45976400
You mean you want to...

cut up his pretty little face?

he is /b/.

you people want to put a fucking idiotic tard up on a pedestal as your king? what the fuck kind of disgusting pieces of shit are you that you look up to someone like that???

you're losers, thats what. filthy losers. kill yourselves, you're not worthy of life.

So uh guys... Is this a new meme?

>>45976076
His mind games are much more complex than stupid pokemons.

>>45976512
NIGGA PLEASE HATERZ AIN'T SHIT THEY BE ACTIN YO

Interests and Hobbies: astronomy, physics, geology, meteorology, chemistry, numbers, mathematics, computers, video games, the future, travel, dreams, C programming, 2D game design, making realistic and complex animated GIFs, high speed motion
Movies and Shows: no movies, anything educational in nature, the news, most animated cartoons before 1980
Music: instrumental video game music, Final Fantasy 6's first world map music (best (by average compatibility) with the most consecutive plays by time (52 days)), Final Fantasy 1's world map music (close second (by average compatibility)), Final Fantasy 9's normal battle music (third best but has best known compatibility "spike"), Round 5-1 on Ristar (fourth best), Levels 10-12 on Bubsy (fifth best but made a million plays in just 11 years).
Books: none (I don't read books)

Holy shit...

>>45976512

STFU and fall in with the crowd, or GTFO.

if you want to be unique, GB2Gaia

Well I didn't believe the op until I read through his site
this guy is completely off his fucking nut

holy shit

>>45976512

Hah, I think the average IQ of the average /b/tard had dropped year by year, and you represent the culmination of all that.

I think smart people find this guy interesting because is his overanalystical. 4chan historically attracted a lot of computer scientists and engineer types. I think nowadays its got a bunch of mySpacers and Gaiafags. You may not use either, but you represent the IQ dilution that has occurred.

Sure, he may be socially inept, but the smarter gets, the more eccentricities they often have. Einstein didn't like to wear socks.

But, I guess that you represent the future, where the only "cool" person is going to either be a camwhore or a cutie boytoy.

this is a level 99 anon god with everything maxed, including fail and aids. you are all 13th level noobfags sucking on this guy's dick trying to get half the xp he gets logging his dream journal

>>45976791
Exactly.

> Einstein didn't like to wear socks.
Dude what a freak.

Ulililia is now a meme.

We need someone in here with good photoshop skills.

>>45976934
APPARENTLY HE DIDN'T LIKE TO WEAR BATHROBES EITHER WHEN THERE WERE WOMEN IN THE ROOM

I love how he says critical whenever he get a critical hit

>>45967457
It is said on his website that this game is some sort of shareware and you have to pay real money in order to get the full game

Who the hell would pay for this

>>45977118

He has to make money somehow to afford all those napkins that he uses to degrease his pizzas.

>>45977261

why would you even make fun of him

he is so obviously out of your league in just about everything you've ever done

you sir, fail. please kill yourself

Umm, this guy is an incredibly boring retard. Way to fail anon.

Someone should send him a high-end gaming computer with a bunch of games. See if he shits himself.

>>45977496
he plays ffxii
and has an uncanny ability to find exploits in games

but then if you had his focus im sure you could accomplish anything

>>45977496

I'll act retarded for that.

What happens when he gets blue screen of death?

http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mindgame/mindgamehistory.shtml

This guy is god.
I am now playing the mind game :S

The guy constantly mentions hills in his game videos

>>45977744
I've been playing since I heard of it. I'm level 20 already.

>>45977802
go dude, you are our only chance against the final boss!

Yeesh. I sit here, I read this stuff, and I realize that this is the sort of shit I could do if I'd bother to focus for more than twenty minutes on anything.

What the hell am I doing with myself /b/? What the hell are any of us doing?

This can not be happening. Is this guy for real?

>>45977932
avoiding life
curing bordom
masturbating
laughing
itchy

>>45977890
He has a 10 year headstart, at 8 hours a day*365 days*10 years...

29200 hours advantage on me. If I played 24 hours a day, that's 1217 days straight I'd have to play just to catch up with him.

Get me a Red Bull.

>>45977802
I'm level 30. Owned.

>>45978056

True for all of those...

But, seriously. Most of us are at least somewhat competent mentally and socially. Why the hell are we sitting here commenting on this shit? Why aren't we out there actually doing something with the world as our plaything?

Bah. I guess we're too busy wanking to worry in the end...

Cast "haste" on an internet connection and the server to get twice the speed for an internet connection for the same cost without overloading the system. A good way to get a 100 kbps connection with just a dial-up connection! With that, I can easily make a modem and a computer the fastest in the world. "Haste" spells are only temporary though. They die out very suddenly after about one hour.

Iz dis another MS paint thred?

Ulillillia is the final boss of the intarwebs.

We must divise a plan to destroy it.

>>45978959
QFT

>>45978118
I'm level 12 but I want to EV train first then I'm going to Grind for level 50 which should take me through it fairly quickly, probably naturally increase to somewhere like 60 - 70 then do some of the side quests then Grind more for the level cap and try beat all the optional bosses.

>>45978080
Ah, but you're not taking into account that he'll be levelling while you are levelling too.

>>45978959
You Are A Dumb Ass!
DO MATH and try this shit again.

>>45979589
And so witness the decline of what was once a great meme.

Like a beatiful swan who becomes a rockstar then gets a sex-change operation, the meme has transitioned from duck with wheels to a crappy singer to a shirtless man.

wutdafuk

We must keep leveling /b/!

It is essential we beat him!
Perhaps we need a 40-man raid to do it.

>>45978376

whaaaat? I think you need some fancy cars and casual sex.

>>45979978
how do i gamed mind?

>>45980108

http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mindgame/mindgamehome.shtml

Learn how to do the mindgame, quick!

The brown house is my house.

haha wtf

On his massive site he only mentions in one place that he has a mental problem and it's explaining his weird name. Have any other anons delved deeper and found exactly what he has? In b4 autism speculation.

You know, it would be genuinely interesting to get him to map out his mind game as far as he can.

>>45980338
LOL

We can make it!

awww, /b/ is just discovering ulillillia! POE has been playing with him for years...

anyway, he's truly an awesome dude. don't fuck with him.

How does Ulillillia afforded web hosting? ¯\(º_o)/¯

>>45980379
I want to find his grinding hotspots.

>>45980449

His site is mostly text, text is tiny.

>>45980449

all the profits from the supernatural olympics of course


can't wait for the new version

>>45980441
so have we, however we've never had a megathread on him before.
you forget yourself anonymous, we are from everywhere.

Registrant Name: Nick Smith
Registrant Organization: Unknown
Registrant Address1: 901 62nd Ave. NE
Registrant City: Minot
Registrant State/Province: North Dakota
Registrant Postal Code: 58703
Registrant Country: United States
Registrant Country Code: US
Registrant Phone Number: +1.7018529484
Registrant Email: [email protected]

You know what you are doing.

>>45978376
You retard. You think working your ass off is more worthwhile than this? You troll, you laugh, you fap, what more is there? In b4 work ethic bullshit

Somebody sticky this shit!!!

>>45980441
Don't fuck with him? DON'T FUCK WITH HIM!?!?
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

>>45980551
e-mail him and ask if he likes mudkip? Get him to find more exploits in pokemon diamond? sounds like a plan...

LOL dude this guy is awesome!!!!

>>45980626

ulillilla > /b/, sorry.

>>45978376
Faggot. Cancer that's killing /b/, etc.

I havent loled like this for a while...

>>45980642
Wait... Haruhi? Rider? What the hell is this pic?

We shall keep up our efforts even in times of great despair. We shall combine our skills in his Mind Game and defeat it for once and for all!

We shall, /b/, we shall.

Does anybody know where to get a copy of his Mindgames? This is going to put WoW to shame...

>>45979589

By God, he's right!

Someone sticky this thread nao!

the mind game is awesome

Wow guise, DBZ flying up and down these hills is pretty kool

>>45980919

this is the mindgame:
http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mindgame/mindgamehome.shtml

>>45980713
>>45980599
>>45980006

Hmm... So the choice is trolling and fappery, or GB2/rl/...

Yeah, I'll catch you crazy cats later. Good luck beating the boss, /b/.

Toasting an epic bread

I'M PLAYING THE MIND GAME

>>45964561
+5 insightful

I glided to Cracky's house and we had sock tea and sex. Then I shot Britney with a chainsaw launcher

>>45979978
Do we have the right equipment though? I need to do some gil farming first.

>>45980914
LOL

what the shit is this guy doing? I'm so confused.

Unfortunately, as interesting as it seems, my mind game does have some cons (bad things).
Some criticize me of using my mind game as it doesn't keep me in what they call "reality".
Often, when doing crazy stunts, I have a strong tendency to move my head and stuff around to sort of "get a feel" for the stunt whether it's getting swatted by a spinning board heading straight up at 1200 mph or crashing into a brick wall at 37 mph. This makes me look "weird" to others.
I also tend to produce some of the sound effects (vocally) which also gets distractive to some and makes me seem weird.
For some odd reason, subconsciously and/or involuntarily, I somehow switch to my mind game when I don't want to and this drastically weakens my ability to concentrate. It happens subconsciously and/or involuntarily and I have a hard time controlling it.

Hey I've been playing the mind game for about 12 years, although my gliding speed is limited to scaling a 6900 foot mountain in 24 minutes. I can tank you guys, but can someone make a fucking Knuckles - he's got a spam heal.

>>45976791
I have no interest in psychoanalysis so i don't give a fuck about the guy, but as for /b/ visitors becoming more and more mentally degenerate over the years. Without a doubt.

Once /b/ really was random. People posted all sorts of orginal content all the time, it was interesting and refreshing. Nowdays it's made of copy pasta and shit. Some people apparently belive things get funnier the more you repeat them.

Anyone have the Supernatural Olympics games full version which he uses to simulate his Mind Game?

>>45981415
Fucking awesome

The moar we play, the moar chances /b/ will have of saving the internets.

Combine our efforts naow!

>>45981493
No, some people read ED too much and end up with a very false impression of what /b/ is and should be.

Also, OP. How dare you use the pathetic low-res picture of our hero. A 2048x1536 was available if only you had clicked.

>>45981415
I'm like that too, poor guy >:(

>>45981510
torrent this shit

>>45981415

Even if they are his own words, i refuse to accept any downfall to this game.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

the man is genius xD check his youtube!

fixed

This is my mind game

This is my mind game

>>45981749
WTF is wrong with that guy?

"Excessive video game playing

My mind game has had a long history. Since I was about 4, I've been involved in playing computer games, lots of computer games. Throughout the years, I've had Atari, PC, Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, Playstation, and lately the Gamecube."
No wonder he's fucked up

This is my mind game

This is my mind game.

This is my mind game

This is my mind game

This is my mind game

>>45982155

Jesus Christ. I thought that was a girl, then I saw and.. god.

This is my boomstick!

>>45981989
We should start a fund to get this dude a 360

This is my mind game

>>45982214

Welcome to /b/, you must be new here, GET THE FUCK OUT AND KILL YOURSELF

This is my mind game

This is my mind game

This is my mind game

Everything is better as a motivational poster.

i'm sitting here trying to figure out htis guys multiplication method with more than 2 numbers multiplied, this stuff is weird.

you know what...(hopes this isnt copypasta)he could be a savant....you kno...autistic savant. i kno its been stated he is probably autistic but nobody specified anything else.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autistic_savant

"...A group of hackers treating the world like a real-life video game..."

Oh mah gawd, the prophecy is coming true!

on one of his gifs

This is my mindgame....

We should ask him if he can get us some delicious cake.

One of my most memorable events is where the bus driver, especially since fourth grade, said "drop it" every time I gave a hint of mentioning the topic that "blue water" was dangerous. I brought this topic up a lot. One of the students, from Erik Ramstad, said that the color of the water in that school, knowing that there is a pool in there, was pink. At this time, I believed that, if you touched "blue water", it'd take your life away, as it is in some video games. I did this for several years. The bus drivers' son, Justin, often got upset over the topic of "blue water".

wow, this guy is going to die from malnutrition

He will never die, he is the final boss of the internet.

I doubt he'll die from it, Pizza has most of the food groups on what kind it is. Also apparently he drinks a massive assload of gatorade. He won't be healthy but he won't die.

>>45984932

Surgeon General's Warning: If you're not healthy, you die.

>>45984978

There's lots of people who aren't healthy but who don't die. Look at all the fatfucks in america who eat nothing but fast food.

Yes they're called Family Guy Fans

>>45984916

memememememememememememe

>>45985040

I think the Surgeon General knows what he's talking about ¯\(º_o)/¯

>>45985208

He was appointed by Bush. Still think he knows what he's doing? Faggot.

>>45985337

Ulillillia imaginary friends

>>45985040
but if you read a little closer, he doesn't eat any meat.

this guy LIVES off of cheese pizzas (white bread, salt, cheese, tomato sauce), gatorade, and snacks.

>>45985482

Ever heard of vegetarians?

He also eats Hamburger Helper.

Wait... why are we arguing over what some 20 year old man with autism eats?

If I recall correctly, he's never seen mountains or the ocean.

If I were rich i'd buy this guy every console and game under the sun and offer to get him some hellicopter rides or skydiving lessons (if he could handle it). Only the best for the final boss of the internet.

"It takes a day or two to climb a mountain 6900 feet high, but in my mind game, with the use of the float run and numerous other special abilities, it takes under a minute. The above animation is in true time and is scaled realistically with very strong 3D effects. The behavior exactly matches that in my mind game. The animation loops forever and lasts about 80 seconds per loop, the time it takes to go up and down the mountain."

wow. just, wow.

>>45985842

Here we go. Places he'd like to go and why.

>>Denver, CO - Because I've never seen mountains for real (outside internet, TV, etc.) and it seems to be featured often in some of my dreams, this is a place of interest. I'd like to climb some mountain and get photos from high above everything. I generally don't care where in Colorado, Denver just happens to be the one in my hundreds of dreams.

>>Hawaii - This is one of my top two favorites that I want to go to, not just for the beaches or seeing the ocean since I've otherwise never seen the ocean (outside internet, TV, etc.), but the scenery in general. The only thing that bothers me here are the volcanoes and the various monsters in the ocean (sharks, jellyfish, sting rays, etc.). It's quite common that I'm there in my mind game, but usually high above the ground going a few hundred mph.

???

watch out guys, he has "High-res vision"

Atleast he has fresh breath

He seems to think that he is the only person in the world with an imagination, and that his imagination is somehow real.

>>45986365
He's some sort of a basement dweller?

This kind of makes me want to cry.

>>45986365

He happens to be an avid antique altoid tin collector.

>>45985686


because you have nothing GOING for you?

>>45986506
Some sort, yes.

I like how he clearly has no aesthetic sense whatsoever. Everything is so charmless and utilitarian - its almost zen.

"Most my age would normally be looking for a mate or girlfriend/boyfriend. I have almost no intent on either of these. The bulk of it comes down to cost, but there are other reasons.

I've heard that marriage costs several thousand dollars (I've heard $25,000 somewhere). From this, I will almost certainly not want to get married.

I have no close friends to do anything with. Only the forums are about as close as I can get.

I just don't have any intent or interest in finding someone.

I've heard that just preparing for a baby can cost upwards of $500 let alone having to feed the baby and other things while it grows up."

>>45986609

We need a picture of Ulillillia standing atop a pile of cash, fending off hordes of women.

>>45986609
/b/ desperately wants a waifu, but this guy means it

If he's afraid of blue why does he have blue altoid tins in front of him.

The fuck is with the TV as a monitor.

The fuck is with the keyboard cover while everything else is fucking dusty as hell.

The fuck is with the fuck.

This guy is amazing. It just goes to show that a billion, trillion atoms stacked together in the shape of a person doesn't equal a person. I'm surprised his brain functions at all, he's not in touch with reality and yet he's not braindead. I'm sure if he were conscious of how batshit insane he is he would realize what a torturous purgatory his very existence is. Mind game? It's called OCD with a generous dose of autism.

>>45986764
more importantly why are his walls blue

>>45986764

For some reason I found the tone of this post incredibly funny. I was laughing for like 2 minutes.

>>45985438

Rule 34 on these?

>>45986854

I think the OP made a mistake, he's not afraid of the color blue, he's afraid of "Blue water".

As in ocean or lake water.

This guy is what most /b/tards are taken the extreme. This guy is completely alone, if not physically then in his mind. All he has to keep him company is his video games and forums. For any normal person the isolation would be tortorous, I think thats why he invokes such empathy here.

Oh fuck, I have the same printer as the retarded batshit crazy man!

>>45987034
Ah that makes more sense then

>>45973629
This shit was on Portal of Evil (and other places) years ago.

>>45987240

Yeah, but does anyone actually read the portal of evil?

>>45987060

>>45987337

I lol'd. I didn't even notice the juxtaposition between the two posts at first.

He's the final form of Anonymous. He shapes us all like clay. We can only hope to achieve such level(in the mind game that is)

This guy is worthy of the honorary /b/tard award of the century. Can't get a girlfriend? That's because I don't have 20 grand for a wedding. Can't go on vacation? Imagine it. The sad thing is I'm sure there are plenty of /b/tards in the same position.

>>45987313
I do. ;__;

I believe he's gotten over his fear of blue water.

Still shit-scared of mirrors though. Apparently his parents put them around the house to fuck with him.

Go to http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml and search for posts by ulillillia for extra lulz.

can we hack his account in mind game?
do we have enough steroids?

>>45987753

D'oh. I mean go to

http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/ubbthreads.php

and search for posts by ulillillia

Have you newfags finally discovered ulillillia?

There has been many "mega-threads" on him before.

kthxbye
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=25bjSoyXlw0

http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mindgame/mindgamefunnythings.shtml

>There are many ways to break out of jail in my mind game. The speed blast comes in handy to some extent, but isn't always effective, even at full speed. Another way is to fire36 or ice36 the entire place, or, better yet, ultima6 the place.


Oh my sweet Raptor! In all of my grinding, I never DREAMED of learning an elemental spell with double-digit powar. I must travel to his plane and seek tutilage.

I bet that he picked that weird nickname for a reason

>>45987982
OH WOW, you're a fukken dumbass.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=25bjSoyXlw0

>>45987891
Exciting is'nt it?

retarded suburbanized sub net copy catting fucking nit wits

fries with that?

they guy is a faggot. end of story.

well i must say i feel tempted to play mind game

brb mind game

>40. Try to figure out division by zero using nothing but duplicating items.

He's beat us at our own game!

>>What crazy things do I do on my mindgame for entertainment?
>>21. finding someone in trouble such as a slave from the early 1800's and power them up to a level beyond a power house and continue.

no.fucking.way

>>45987822

On that forum he actually looks like a regular and respected user...

THE FINAL BOSSES OF THE INTERNET, THEY WALK AMONG US!

>>45988129
I wish my voice sounded like his.

>>45972209
>>45969402
Fucking newfags. Not everything posted on /b/ needs to get abused for "lulz". GTFO

>>45988290

OH SHI-

>>45988599

r u sure mr oldfag?

>>45988812

sneeze

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hereditary_spastic_paraplegia

>>45988599

Clearly you don't watch fox news.

"Occurred around August or September of 2004; general - 8!; nature - 9.3!!; story - 7?; scenery - 8.5!; fun - 8.5!; scary - 0; weird - 2; imagery - 65% in tact; dream - 18% in tact

Bubsy 3D is one of my favorite games as you can get up really high and it's a good challenge to getting up that high. I like watching the ground fog away. From playing the classic Sonic games starting since I got them in, I think, late 2003, I've always liked using the debug code so this dream made a debug code out of Bubsy 3D. In this dream, I somehow unlocked debug mode with Bubsy 3D in a similar way as classic Sonic games have. That is, press a certain button, your character turns into an item (like a platform). You use the directional buttons to move around and place your object, then press another button to place it. You can cycle through your items with another button. In this dream, I was creating a lot of platforms which took you up very high, so high that the ground disappears. Strange as it was, about a week later or so, I did, indeed, get up very high (where the ground completely disappears) with a bug I found in level 2, but I don't know of any debug mode system, yet that is.

Recalled scenes:
1. I'm in debug mode where I'm a platform. I'm spacing the platforms so Bubsy can eventually climb up very high. I made Bubsy jump up onto these platforms. When I reached the top, I jumped repeatedly looking at the almost-disappeared ground below. It was a nice view, but I wanted to go higher so I added more of those platforms.
2. I'm in the corner of the level on the outside mountains which have an orange top (this is actually true in the game as I've been on the tops of those mountains many times). I'm debugging (placing) platforms there to raise up and watch the mountains disappear."

>>45988915
I know this is off-topic but, does anyone else find it apropros they chose a fox as their mascot and namesake?

He sounds like Randall from Clerks

Sounds like your average goon.

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>>45989170
Hamlet ftw! Best version evar.

I actually know a guy like this. He's not this extreme, but he talks the same way and kind of lives in his own world sometimes. He's now working in military intelligence.

"OCD is the only absolute certainty that I have. I have no idea if I have Asperger's Syndrome. "

This thread is too funny. Someone upload it onto ED.

>>45989309

i presume u live in USA lol

i think wild ride would be most suitable

>Dislike:
>Anything adult-oriented will definitely bottom out the list.

>Like:
>drowning Tails are [..] kept me at the game [..]. Tails' general stupidity [..] which is very funny, helps in other ways as well.

He may not favor /b/, but he's got the right idea when it comes to furries. Fucking enigmatic.

That rendered graphic is awesome. I did something like that in the early 90s when I was 13 or so.

This shit kinda makes you think though. In many ways, I'm much much more fortunate than this kid. Yet, I just opened my first beer (it's noon here), I haven't done shit today, haven't even left the house, haven't been out in months, haven't been to the gym in the last three months, haven't done anything except spend time on the Internet and get drunk in forever.

At least this kid is having fun, even if it's only in his own world. There's not a whole lot he *CAN* do about it. I guess that makes me doing nothing with my life pretty pathetic.

Nick is my real name (well, a nickname of my real name), a name I dislike. I'd like to change it to the one I use online a lot: ulillillia.

somebody plz seduce him via e mail
fur die lulz

or lets write a letter 2gether

Hi ulillillia

...

>>45989684

Your lifestyle and malcontent is at ~9001 compatibility with mine. That's as many as nine thousands, and that's just terrible.

I can't read that shit it gives me a headache and makes me feel like I'm going crazy.

>>45989827
Hey, at least I'm not alone. You know what the really fucked up thing is? I was actually voted '2nd most likely to succeed' in high school and I used to do shit. Now I'm just wasting my potential and *I* realize that. This kid is much more limited in what he can do with his life but at least he's doing something with it, and he probably doesn't even consciously realize that any normal person (and that includes /b/tards, as I'm using the term loosely) would probably kill themselves if they had to live like him.

I also feel for the parents. Sure, his shit is lulzworthy but imagine having someone like that around you all the time.

Climbing mountains and high speed movement are a thrill in my mind game.

>>45989776
I've been reading your website, and I find you to be just fascinating. I've noticed that we both share a lot in common, when I was a young girl, I used to be afraid of the color red. And, I know it sounds sort of silly, but I have a mind game I like to play too. Teehee!

>>45990303
well said, now stfu before I feel a human emotion

Still, this man has about twenty times more social skills than the average /b/tard

Oh shit oh jesus, that is fucking scary.

>>45990303

No, whats fucked up is that they vote who they think will succeed.

Now either make fun of the retard or GTFO emo.

p.s his parents abuse him to fuck - lock him in the basement and put mirrors around to torture him.

I always wondered what would happen if a person like that would try pot. Who knows what this guy is capable of

He predicted Anonymous raiding him in a dream:

Occurred on Sep 9, 2006; general - 1.8!??; nature - 0.8!!??; story - X; scenery - 3?; fun - 2.5???; scary - 6!??; weird - 2??; imagery - 15% in tact; dream - 8% in tact

>Although vaguely recalled, I recall returning to my room in an apartment to find that things (mostly papers) were ripped up, scattered around, etc. in one big mess. It wasn't like that earlier. I checked my computer and found that my website has been hijacked. I checked my computer and found my website in the same way as my room. I checked my E-mail and found several threatening messages saying my website was going down and various other things. I otherwise don't recall much else.

Nobody really takes those "Voted Most Likely To Succeed" things seriously in the land of bagged milk. I was actually voted "Most Popular Female" by my friends as a joke. It's in the yearbook.

And I'm a guy >.>

Now that I think about it, that sounds sorta fruity. Not a story I'll be telling at parties.
>.>
<.<

#12 The worst time of year is now: To me, the worst time of year is from mid-October to mid-November. During this time, I struggle a lot to keep warm reducing my motive for showers, falling leaves means lot of semi-unnecessary yard work (Why bother raking the leaves when there are still a lot left (like 50%)?). Winter and Summer are the best times of year to me. Winter means cold outside so you might be wondering on that. The house is heated better during the winter than the spring and fall which is mainly the only reason why. Plus, my second-favorite holiday occurs during the Winter - Christmas (Independence Day is only 20% better).

Shit, Independence Day is 20% better? Not 21% or 15.78%. I'm actually pro gun but I hope this fucker never gets a gun cause you just know that he's the type of obsessive freak who would know how to shoot. Hell, he would probably beat Cho's high score.

>>45990793
>>45990793
He'll be a psychic as well if we actually do it.

1.2.3 Calculator trick - Ever wonder how many digits the Windows calculator truly holds and how to reveal them all [well all would be a long time doing so]? This trick makes any calculator, including Windows calculator reveal these secret digits.

>>45990880

people on /b/ dont go to partys

>>45990939

This guy is like a confused puppy, not a psycho azn like Cho. He probably just likes it better because it's warm out and there's pretty colors in the sky.

>>45991015

l2English newfag

>>45990939
This guy is L's next successor

>>45990880
We did stuff like that but our yearbook (talking US of A here) was censored. In fact, we had a rule that if you took journalism, you also had to take yearbook as an elective.

But, yeah, we didn't take that kinda stuff too seriously either, except a few categories. But I was trying to say is that I actually used to do stuff with my life. And that's what this kid is doing, even if it's in the only way his retarded brain knows.

Okay, enough with the emo shit.

>>45991015
i go

>>45991198
OH GOD L IS HOT

>>45990389

well i think it would b nice if we can chat a bit or write letters.
for example we could exchange our power - ideas
here are some examples
@air-bell

@high speed barrel roll (HSBR)

@ HSBR II (with speed >9000 kph

>>45990793
wow lulz. let's go for it guise

>>45990793
Do it EXACTLY as he predicted

we should give him CP

>>45991434
/b/, we make dreams come true.

If you're consuming too much bandwidth, often, you need to cut down on the file sizes of your files like images. If it's merely a high traffic issue (a very high number of visitors), then consider getting your own paid webhost. I use edatarack.com as my webhost which gives fifty times the bandwidth and disk space allowance as Angelfire Free does (and most any other free webhost at that matter) and only costs $3.95 a month (paid annually).

What is bandwidth you might ask? If you're not much of an internet expert, bandwidth is basically the amount of data being transferred between the webhost (the server) to your computer for viewing. If ten downloads of the 112 KB video were completed in full, that'd use up 1120 (or about 1.09 MB) in bandwidth for those downloads. Bandwidth includes all files, not just web pages, or images or ZIP files, anything.

>>45990793
he's very careful and obsesive, how could you possibly do it? he won't open any attachments so your script kiddie sk1llz won't work

http://%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77%2e%75%6c%69%6c%6c%69%6c%6c%69%61%2e%75%73%2f%69%6e%64%65%78%2e
%68%74%6d%6c

>>45991344
I sent an e-mail to him an hour ago telling him that he was the official King of /b/ and that he should come over here and make a post.

If he doesn't make a post we nail him for refusing this most highest of honors.

>>45990793
besides we're all chicken shit IRL, nobody is going to /i/ his house.

>>45991480

>>45991747
Even though tracking him down shouldn't be too hard with all the information he's giving us. Hell, he's like stalking himself and documenting it on the web.

>>45991332
lulz

>>45991902
It was posted earlier in this thread:

Registrant Name: Nick Smith
Registrant Organization: Unknown
Registrant Address1: 901 62nd Ave. NE
Registrant City: Minot
Registrant State/Province: North Dakota
Registrant Postal Code: 58703
Registrant Country: United States
Registrant Country Code: US
Registrant Phone Number: +1.7018529484
Registrant Email: [email protected]

no more copypasta.
totally up to you now how to motivate people to archive.

>>45992086

Amidoinitrite?

>>45992049
Ah, I was just going to whois this guy's domain myself.

wow...

>>45958301
you just spoiled Metal Gear 5: Battle Snakes of Justice Gear

>>45992215
>>45992086
Thread 45957238 has already been archived.

It is probably still waiting to be reviewed by the mods, which means it can take a few days until it is available in the archive.

gb2/i raidfags.

why must you ruin everything you come into contact with - learn to appreciate it.

we should give him CP

Did you just buy a soda in a bottle, opened it and it leaked through the top? There is a way to prevent spilling so that mop of yours [or the store's] doesn't need to be taken out because of soda spills. Here's how:

1. When you first buy a 20-ounce soda [any soda in a bottle, not as effective on cans], don't open it right away.
2. When you want to take a drink, open the lid just enough that you can hear the pressurized gases escape but don't continue.
3. If you see the bubbles rise up rapidly, quickly close the lid. This prevents the bubbles from rising up any more.
4. Once the bubbles go back down, open it again and check. Continue this until the bubbles don't go up any more [which shouldn't be any more than 3 rounds of this].
5. If the bubbles remain down, then open it completely and have your drink.

This trick works, even after you shake it a little [or a lot too!], just be careful and make sure your reaction time is quick enough though, because it can sometimes be quite sudden. To improve your chances more, if the rate of bubbles coming from the bottom accelerates very quickly, close it as it's likely to suddenly churn up. There is a 100% chance that this'll always work [unless you forget to apply this or have too slow of a reaction time or get distracted while doing it], so you don't have to worry about it failing.

Now that you have read the trick to it, you can put the mop away and never have to worry too much about any spills or messes [just be careful that you don't tip it over, otherwise out comes that trusty little mop again!].

Submitted by Bilbo on the 3DGS forums, "another way to stop bottles or cans fizzing up is to tap the on the top 4 or 5 times, works best with cans but also works with bottles and stops the drink from tasting flat from losing all its 'fizz'". Currently, this hasn't been tested by me.

Footnotes:
* This is variable due to two main reasons. First, if you spill, you have to take out the mop to clean it up. If you apply this trick, it can save some time as you won't have to take out the mop, but if you knock it over, you lose time, thus it's variable from 4 to 6 stars, but 5 is quite straight-forward.

Holy fucking shit.

>>45990939
I don't think he'd be as ruffless as cho.

>>45992618
This is common knowledge, everyone knows about that

Most my age would normally be looking for a mate or girlfriend/boyfriend. I have almost no intent on either of these. The bulk of it comes down to cost, but there are other reasons.

I've heard that marriage costs several thousand dollars (I've heard $25,000 somewhere). From this, I will almost certainly not want to get married.

I have no close friends to do anything with. Only the forums are about as close as I can get.

I just don't have any intent or interest in finding someone.

I've heard that just preparing for a baby can cost upwards of $500 let alone having to feed the baby and other things while it grows up

During early June of 2002, around the time I was at a Shakespeare play (acting in one), I had my mind game running while waiting for my cue. Earlier, like in May of 2002, I had an event set up in which I was visiting an Indian village around the early 1800's. I was jumping around and stuff like I usually do and the chief, Chief Mandar as he was called, found a great interest in my capabilities. He, then, was convinced enough, through a short talk, that he wanted to become supernatural. He joined my group.

This thread is: general - 8.1!!!; nature - 0.0??_-.?!!?; story - X-?--; scenery - 4.4; fun - 5.5!!!!/?; scary - 4??!?!!??; weird - 10!!!!!!_!; imagery - 43.93299999999999...% in tact; thread - 85.23004% in tact

Overall thread is showing upward-reverse southbound counterbalanced tendency after 30 reading sessions

I wrote this document to help explain some of the mathematics behind colors and the wonderful things you can do with them. Art isn't one of my strong points, but mathematics is. Little do some know, there are a lot of mathematics in art which is what helps me out with this. I see colors as a number. I know so few color names as words, but when using numbers to name a color, not only is this list increased, but I can work wonders with it and even do anti-aliasing in MSPaint because of it and to any degree. There are several advantages to using numbers for color names and it can even work with pigments too! I wrote this document to help explain the color names brought up often on my website so you can understand their meanings.

I called him up, was an answering machine, I left this message:

Hello, my name is Mr. Hal Turner calling on behalf of Gamestop, and it is my pleasure to inform you that a Mr. Nick Smith has just won a free copy of Battletoads for the Wii! Just come on down to any Gamestop in your province of North Dakota and mention your name and you should recieve your prize immediately.

We thank you for taking the time to listen to this message and we hope to see you soon, the offer does expire Saturday November 24 at 12:00 AM.

he's a fucking schizoid for sure

omg a mention of a girl http://www.ulillillia.us/aboutme/dreams/school01.shtml


This is, perhaps, the weirdest of my school dreams. At the beginning, I was going to class. The school had signs hanging from the doors telling what the classes were. The classes were randomized. You couldn't tell where you could find, say, the biology or art class without having to search through the entire building. This randomization made it hard to find where a class was. Usually, classes are marked with a room number, but, I can't recall if there were room numbers and I don't have any imagery scenes that can give enough clues. I can certainly, however, recall being in art class. Though art really isn't my thing (unless a lot of math was involved), I do have a small to moderate interest in art. In the dream, I was helping students find exact colors (as for trying to simulate transparent objects (yes, I know the formula)). I can recall trying to match a pine green color (very close to 204030). I can recall black, but can't tell much about it. In the art class, the teacher was upset in that I haven't finished making my drawing. When she mentioned that, I thought that drawing something was just plain easy. I can recall a student, who looked rather nice, named "Jennifer". Yes, it was a girl.

1.Given a color, say the color of the sky, which is roughly 6074F2, you need to convert it to decimal.
2.Break the hex codes into the three sections for each color of light: 60 74 F2.
3.On the top table (the base), find the "6x" value above. The ones value makes no difference for now. 6x on the table above is 96.
4.On the bottom table (the add-on), find what the ones digit is equal to and add that to the value found for the tens digit. 96+0=96.
5.Repeat steps 3 and 4 for green and blue.
6.To test that color, open up MSPaint, Paintshop Pro, or whatever graphics editor you're comfortable with and enter your decimal values you got. The color should be very close to this text color.
7.?????
8.Profit!

"from: [email protected]
to: [email protected]

Lately we have received few mails from users reporting that u use illegal software in game(exp. macro).we are checking it and if those accusations will be true we are going to delete your account.

-MindGame Administrator"

D0 IT FAGGOTS I AM TO LAZY

It's tempting to copypasta some things from this site, but it makes the thread boring so I'll avoid.

I fucking hate that guy goddamnit stick a .gif i your ass.

>>45993242
Do it.

>>45993518
If you thought listening to that song 20 times in a row was an amazing feat, that's barely even a start for me. Unlike most who have a hard enough time making 10 plays in a row, I regularly have the same song playing well over 100 times in a row, sometimes even over a thousand times in a row. I started with cassette tapes as a sort of "prank" or "practical joke" on my parents as a way to get them to think I was playing my video games at night when I shouldn't have been, but I only had a cassette playing the music from the game. With the use of the Talkboy, I've been involved with changing the speeds of songs and ever since I got the songs on my computer, I've had extreme flexibility and I've always wanted that on my external players but was too limited in what I could do. With the CD-based MP3 player, I resorted to a system that remained with me for a long time. Once I got a real MP3 player with a 4 GB capacity, all my music-related childhood dreams have almost come true. The 17-step binary logarithmic speed system was in use clear until November of 2006 where I went to a 48-step system instead.

he gets error codes in his mind games

http://www.ulillillia.us/features/spells/spellfailures.html

14. "Spell fatally failed: one or more of the shockwaves have been displaced" - This causes the spell's effects to immediately hault and that your spell power is wasted. This is most common when your level of sending out shockwaves is too low or your MAG stat is too low. For safety, it is highly recommended that your level is at least 5000 when using a spell level higher than 20% of the maximum for the series and when a spell takes more than 10% your maximum spell power. This failure never occurs when you MAG is 999,999,999 where risk is reduced to 0, regardless of the shockwave sending ability's level, even 1! This is why MAG maxes out at 999,999,999. Any higher, you'll have negative risk, impossible, but lower, you have a small risk of getting this. If possible, equip as many MAG pluses as neccessary to max out your MAG or to get it as high as possible to lessen the probability of this occuring.

>>45993676
Out Where the Lake Is was my all-time top favorite song for over a decade. It racked up a seemingly unbeatable one million total life time plays but, as of Jan 12, 2006, is no longer the dominate song and is only in 5th place. Four songs have since taken over the lead for Out Where the Lake Is, one of which, Battle Zone, played nonstop for 46 days as roughly 20,000 plays. Just typing this brief section, I've logged another 8 plays of "Go Sailing Along", my third favorite song lasting about 2 1/4 minutes per loop and 80% true speed and I'm still craving for more. After all, it's quite common for me to have 4 and 5-figure play counts in Winamp. By the time I finished writing this article, including saving the screenshots, I've logged about 100 plays of the song without changing speeds, EQ settings, or anything. For an in depth look at my history with music, what the 48-step speed system is, including some FAQs with me and music, see my history on music.

>>45993168

IMO, if we really want to mess with his brain, we should send him e-mails from his imaginary friends that he forgot about.

"Hello Ulillillia, this is a message from someone you might remember. I was your first ever friend, Chief Mandar. I treated you like a son. We used to go gliding over the mountains at 220.5 miles per hour, and we used to blast lavaliers with ICE9 all day, I thought the fun would never end. We were pals, you and I, two of a kind, and with our sidekick Tu, we were kings.

Then one day you changed, you started hanging out with Speed and Knuckles, and things weren't the same after that. Then suddenly, you just stopped talking to me, and I lost all my powers and plummetted to the ground at 9.81m/s^2 and broke my spine, paralysing me from the waist down.

Each day I lay in my house, whispering to myself "Ullilllillia will come back for me, Ullillillia will come back for me. But you never did. I'm sorry man, but you broke my heart (any my spine), now you're dead to me. Stay the fuck out of 19th century India.

From, Chief Mandar"

Or w/e if anyone can make better copypasta.

A. I strongly dislike adult content and because of it, I don't include it in my creations. Thus, they're safe for practically anyone. In the spell animations, the target is only a rock, nothing special about that. In the few spells where they'd normally fail on nonliving things, though none have been created yet, only the apparent notion of someone sleeping on the ground is used, but still, no adult content. My animations are more like cartoons, but still, there's no fighting or anything in them. It's basically just jumping around in otherwise peaceful regions, usually with mountains, rivers, or an open field with clouds above. See the previews for the best-looking frames.

posting in a legendary thread

The greatest mind of our generation. Fuck all you haters.

>>45994129
I just laughed so hard I woke up my daughter.

This animated GIF above shows some of the few thrills and crazy stunts I do in my mind game, a futuristic-like video game I play in my mind often. It takes a day or two to climb a mountain 6900 feet high, but in my mind game, with the use of the float run and numerous other special abilities, it takes under a minute. The above animation is in true time and is scaled realistically with very strong 3D effects. The behavior exactly matches that in my mind game. The animation loops forever and lasts about 80 seconds per loop, the time it takes to go up and down the mountain.

Wow, this thread is still alive :o

http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ulillillia.us%2Fmainindex.shtml

His website isn't valid HTML. I guess he doesn't have heavy OCD after all.

>>45962904

I doubt he even responds to hate mail.

>>45994648
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=www.4chan.org&charset=%28detect+automatically%29&doctype=I
nline&group=0

>>45994502

hahahah

guess this is better option

; D

>>45994509

I enact rule 34 on that.

he gets error codes in his mind game

>>45994731
Probably not. But I bet he doesn't get any real mail. A guy like him doesn't exactly get the Sears catalog, after all. We should mail him something, like a copy of Playboy. I'd be surprised if he'd ever seen a pair of tits or a vagoo. Could be interesting.

I wonder if he even has a driver's license. Here in NY you generally can't and I'd imagine it's the same in most places. He probably doesn't get out of the house much unless his mom takes him shopping or something.

>>45995067
*can't get one if you're retarded

he gets error codes in his mind game

>>45995067

1.paint sonic green
2.add rule 34
3.send it to ulillillia
4.???????
5.profit!

he gets error codes in his mind game

1.paint sonic green
2.add rule 34
3.send to ulillillia
4????????
5.profit!

he gets error codes in his mind game

This guy must be some kind of holy leader

>>45994999

look at the mountain tops

i bet freud would have theory on that

he gets error codes in his mind game

>>45994509
L-l-look at you, Ulillillia. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you r-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

>>45995595

I lol'd.

he gets error codes in his mind game

so i heard u leik to fly

LOL When I was younger I used to pretend that everything was upside down and imagined walking on the ceilings. It was a TRIP!!

>>45995670

; D

he gets error codes in his mind game

This thread is much lulz. Thank you internet

he gets error codes in his mind game

he gets error codes in his mind game

Well, he won't open attachments. So I say we send him pr0nz as links (non-obvious links, use a link shortener if you have to).

3d women are pig disgusting for him since he's a 2d artist.
Send him animu porn

he gets error codes in his mind game

There is, however, new hope for next year with, at the moment, 15% odds (compare that to my 2.5% - that's 6 times higher). The whole family is to go out somewhere and I thought of a way to decide on where to go. The system I envisioned goes like this:
Each family member should write down all the places they would like to visit individually. I, as of Oct 15, 2007, have 6 places.
Around March or April of 2008, all the places that everyone thought of will go into a single master list, sorted alphabetically. We then vote on each place scoring 1 to 3 points, a very simple range. You'd score a 1 if you wanted to avoid the place and a 3 if you really wanted to go there. A 2 is for if you sort of do but not really. Most places I'd likely vote for would be 2's or 3's with an occasional 1.
The top 5 places (or something like that) with the highest scores will then be placed on another list and we score them 1 to 10 in a similar way as 1 to 3.
The place after this with the highest total score will be the place we go to. If a tie is present, then probability will take over, a flip of the coin for a tie of 2 places, the roll of a die for 3 to 6 places, and the die plus the coin for 7 to 12 places.

hahaha, oh wow.

Don't do shit to this guy. His site is only going to attract psyco's, we attack them and they will hunt us MUCH farther than the internets

>>45996558
Can you imagine being around this guy?

His parents probably want to kill him more than anyone.

Having battery troubles?

Dont worry! Ulillillia goes over not only , types, but what batteries are the best buy , he then takes the liberty of rating the efficiency of his money saving idea.

http://www.ulillillia.us/tipsntricks/batterytrick.shtml

I like him.

/b/tards, know your king !

he gets error codes in his mind game

>>45957238
What is he playing?
And why is he using a TV as a monitor?

YES, ITS A GIRL, IS NOW A MEME

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

http://www.hotjuicyburger.com/Will_Smith

>>45996890
Somebody should show this guy some CR123As. They'd blow his fucking mind.

he gets error codes in his mind game

THE FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET

im also afraid of mirrors, but thats only because one raped me